wanna trade jobs?:flowers:


She got married...into money. So now she is such a lady and would never be caught doing anything like that!!! She would probably just snub you because she thought she was better. She is one of those who has forgotten where they came from.

man i wanna be one of those too!!!

:p

Well, darlin... if you got hit in the mouth by a bug while riding thru this part of the state, flossing wouldn't help... it'd prob knock out a couple of those pearly whites.

Besides, how else is one supposed to tell if a biker is happy if not by counting the bugs on his teeth?

:D

Oh, how true it is.
D-three bugs sound kinda scary. I'll have to watch out for those

She got married...into money. So now she is such a lady and would never be caught doing anything like that!!! She would probably just snub you because she thought she was better. She is one of those who has forgotten where they came from.

man i wanna be one of those too!!!

:p
Musiq,
Tell her to divorce him, take him for everything he's worth, then she can marry me so I can experience style, then I'll divorce her and take it away, then I'll give it all to you.

that's my favorite kind of coworker!

Oh I love deer meat. My dad hunts and usually gets one butchered. I love deer steak. Dad makes deer jerky too thats really good. Now I'm hungry.

:bike:

No way,NO how,NOT eben close thar Dearie.
No Female in their right mind Likes Deer meat.
It's a given.Just isn't done.
Even IF a Female did Like venison,the Bambi Principle
should kick in.
It's just NOT in the cards is all.
Females were Born,with a congenital Dislike for Deer meat.
I Rest me Case !

Musiq,
Tell her to divorce him, take him for everything he's worth, then she can marry me so I can experience style, then I'll divorce her and take it away, then I'll give it all to you.

See.I just KNEW you weren't a Biker,let alone a Male.
You as much as proved it,with this Post.
I Rest me Case !

No way,NO how,NOT eben close thar Dearie.
No Female in their right mind Likes Deer meat.
It's a given.Just isn't done.
Even IF a Female did Like venison,the Bambi Principle
should kick in.
It's just NOT in the cards is all.
Females were Born,with a congenital Dislike for Deer meat.
I Rest me Case !
Sorry Foolie, the Bambi theory no longer holds water. She's armed herself and changed her name to Bambo. You wouldnt believe the underhanded stuff she does to bag a hunter...
Deer is dangerous and must be exterminated

Mary,
youre not missing much. Concrete buildings, Cowboy hats, and the occassional stray Armadillo with an attitude. Oh, and lots of flying bugs that get stuck in your teeth


Well, I lived in Houston for awhile when I was a newlywed young thing. Houston was growing at the rate of 2000 new residents a day then. Hot, and giant bugs are what I remember the most. LOL.

Loved San Antonio though. Visited there quite a few times.

See.I just KNEW you weren't a Biker,let alone a Male.
You as much as proved it,with this Post.
I Rest me Case !
Foolie, you miss the point. In order to win in a womans world, you must think and act like a woman. this way, you achieve the edge it requires to succeed and conquer

Everyone have fun today
I get to go play in the desert, where it looks just like Texas

I bet we can find someone around there to take a couple of shots of us.....we'll send ya an 8x10 glossy!!


That's all I'm askin! Gotta live vicariously through someone.

sigh.

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Sorry Foolie, the Bambi theory no longer holds water. She's armed herself and changed her name to Bambo. You wouldnt believe the underhanded stuff she does to bag a hunter...
Deer is dangerous and must be exterminated

No one gave you permission to cal me utter Danny
Fool.
I don't cotton mush to side names...like " Foolie ".
Got it... Faux Biker Chickie Pooh.
Probably Kelly's neighbor or some such nonsesne.

No one gave you permission to cal me utter Danny
Fool.
I don't cotton mush to side names...like " Foolie ".
Got it... Faux Biker Chickie Pooh.
Probably Kelly's neighbor or some such nonsesne.

Your paranoia is showing again.

:bike:

That's all I'm askin! Gotta live vicariously through someone.

sigh.

Why not try Livin Vicariously thru yerself.
Y'know like a Big Hollywood actor.
Burt Reynolds comes to mind.

No way,NO how,NOT eben close thar Dearie.
No Female in their right mind Likes Deer meat.
It's a given.Just isn't done.
Even IF a Female did Like venison,the Bambi Principle
should kick in.
It's just NOT in the cards is all.
Females were Born,with a congenital Dislike for Deer meat.
I Rest me Case !


How can you say that females dont like deer meat when we haven't even figured out if you are human yet???

:alien:

YUCKY!!! They are having chili dogs today. I'm eating one because they are free but after a chilli dog, bbq chips and cocktail weiners......anyone got any tums???

YUCKY!!! They are having chili dogs today. I'm eating one because they are free but after a chilli dog, bbq chips and cocktail weiners......anyone got any tums???


mmmmmmm chili dogs

mmmmmmm chili dogs

I'm eating lite for lunch today cuz I get to go have cheap enchiladas after work :woohoo:

No way,NO how,NOT eben close thar Dearie.
No Female in their right mind Likes Deer meat.
It's a given.Just isn't done.
Even IF a Female did Like venison,the Bambi Principle
should kick in.
It's just NOT in the cards is all.
Females were Born,with a congenital Dislike for Deer meat.
I Rest me Case !


Shows how much you know about females, Fool. Not only was I raised on venison, but I've brought it to the table myself plenty of times....I rest me case!

:)
Kimi

I'm eating lite for lunch today cuz I get to go have cheap enchiladas after work :woohoo:


I really didn't eat much myself. I threw away half of the chilli dog. And I'll probably have the usual for supper....soup.

:hahanot:

mmmmmmm chili dogs


I LOVED chili dogs when I was pregnant. Todays chili that they had wasn't really that good at all. In fact it didn't have much of a taste. I prefer something with a little flavor and spice.

On Denis Prager.
--- Should a Parent or a Hubby,tell their Child or
Spouse,every day,How Pretty they are ? ---
I disagree with Prager.
He insists that we cannot DENY the relevance or Importance
that Prettiness plays in Life.

Ham & swiss on rye with mustard here. Oh yeah, and Lays Limon Potato Chips. MMmmmmm. Oughta be enough pucker power there to last me all afternoon.

On Denis Prager.
--- Should a Parent or a Hubby,tell their Child or
Spouse,every day,How Pretty they are ? ---
I disagree with Prager.
He insists that we cannot DENY the relevance or Importance
that Prettiness plays in Life.

My mother told me I was pretty all my life. But she ALWAYS followed that with, "Pretty is as Pretty does!" so it never went to my head. Always figured I was BAD enough to cancel out the pretty.

How shallow is thinking physical appearance is either relevant OR important? Being pretty and having $4.00 will buy you a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

:hula:

Shows how much you know about females, Fool. Not only was I raised on venison, but I've brought it to the table myself plenty of times....I rest me case!

:)
Kimi

I don't ever Recall - Tammy - Debbie Reynolds or Sandra Dee
ever done eatin them Turtle or Venison Dishes she done fixed
for Walter Brennan or Beulah Bondi.
Git me drift.

How can you say that females dont like deer meat when we haven't even figured out if you are human yet???

:alien:

I'm speakin " Vicariously " Thar Dearie.
As if I WAS a male Bambi,
----- S h eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee s H ------ !

I don't ever Recall - Tammy - Debbie Reynolds or Sandra Dee
ever done eatin them Turtle or Venison Dishes she done fixed
for Walter Brennan or Beulah Bondi.
Git me drift.

No, I don't get your drift. What do those women have to do with me liking venison?

You just wanna argue, Fool....what do you want to go on about next?

:)
Kimi

No, I don't get your drift. What do those women have to do with me liking venison?

You just wanna argue, Fool....what do you want to go on about next?

:)
Kimi

Boxers or Briefs?

:corn:

My mother told me I was pretty all my life. But she ALWAYS followed that with, "Pretty is as Pretty does!" so it never went to my head. Always figured I was BAD enough to cancel out the pretty.

How shallow is thinking physical appearance is either relevant OR important? Being pretty and having $4.00 will buy you a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

:hula:


Yeah I was told I was pretty but that I wasn't any better then anyone else and I wasn't to act like I was either.

$4.00 for coffee???? I can almost get 4 jr. bacon cheeseburgers from Wendys with $4.00!!

Boxers or Briefs?

:corn:


I vote boxers. I'm not into guy panties.

My mother told me I was pretty all my life. But she ALWAYS followed that with, "Pretty is as Pretty does!" so it never went to my head. Always figured I was BAD enough to cancel out the pretty.

How shallow is thinking physical appearance is either relevant OR important? Being pretty and having $4.00 will buy you a cup of coffee at Starbucks.

:hula:

Well,Prager is Jewish.And he based his first hour on an
E-mail he recevied that asked the Question, [ Is it good that a
Parent tells their daughter,every single day,they are PRETTY ?]
and whether or not that might not lead to being " Shallow ".
I think it would.
Take another Jew.Joan Rivers.Whose looks really tacky.
Spends all her time Lookin Fashionable and had much plastic
surgery.I used to respect her.
Jewish Women,are very mush in lockstep,when it comes to
Jewelry and Looks.It's the character flaw within the Modern Jew.

Boxers or Briefs?

:corn:

LOL...right!!

:)
Kimi

Yeah I was told I was pretty but that I wasn't any better then anyone else and I wasn't to act like I was either.

$4.00 for coffee???? I can almost get 4 jr. bacon cheeseburgers from Wendys with $4.00!!

Keep eatin dat kinda food,and you won't look pretty for long.
I can almost tell what kind of Diet people have,by their
physicality.

LOL...right!!

:)
Kimi

Panties,Butts only Briefly.
I's like BT.I can't take TOO mush of the female
body,w/o flippin me disco and Losin me tunes.

Boxers or Briefs?

:corn:

Boxers or nuttin at all ;)

No, I don't get your drift. What do those women have to do with me liking venison?

You just wanna argue, Fool....what do you want to go on about next?

:)
Kimi

Why can't you learnt ta bees more argumentative.
That's what the opposite sex was built fer.
Femals even have a special Argument gene.
I believe Dr.Schweitzer found it in Afrika.

Keep eatin dat kinda food,and you won't look pretty for long.
I can almost tell what kind of Diet people have,by their
physicality.


well if you actually paid any kind of attention to my posts which its clear you dont you would know that i eat like a bird and i could barely choke down one cheeseburger. However I could buy 4 with $4.00. D will eat the other 3.

well if you actually paid any kind of attention to my posts which its clear you dont you would know that i eat like a bird and i could barely choke down one cheeseburger. However I could buy 4 with $4.00. D will eat the other 3.

He is a "typical male" as I like to refer to them as.....only hear what they want to...only see what they want to....you should know that by now Musiq.

He is a "typical male" as I like to refer to them as.....only hear what they want to...only see what they want to....you should know that by now Musiq.


This is very true. But what I want to know is why he pays attention to every word Corey says? You know about his brother.

The mystery of Fool continues...which is what I think he wants.

:comphit:

This is very true. But what I want to know is why he pays attention to every word Corey says? You know about his brother.

The mystery of Fool continues...which is what I think he wants.

:comphit:


and he(if indeed it is a he) still gets everything wrong.

So I mentioned to D that I love to go shopping the day after Thanksgiving because its so busy and it gets me into the holiday spirit. He wasn't going for it. He hates crowds and says he's a no go but I'm not going without him. So I think I'll tell him since we can't go shopping next Friday that we should go shopping this weekend for a tree and put it up next Friday.

I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!!!!!

:banana:

He is a "typical male" as I like to refer to them as.....only hear what they want to...only see what they want to....you should know that by now Musiq.

Well make up yer mind,alrady.
Am I a " them " or a " they ".Can't be boat.
Like Dr. Schweitzer discovered.That argument gene
was sittin right in that Dodo Birds nest,right
next to a Pic of Burt Reynolds.
I Rest Me Case !

This is very true. But what I want to know is why he pays attention to every word Corey says? You know about his brother.

The mystery of Fool continues...which is what I think he wants.

:comphit:

Ah,I'm not spending enough time wits yer posts.
Awe,how sad.
I'm not equally dividing my time,amongst posts.
I ain't an equal Post reader.
I ain't.
I mean,is.
Is ain't,kinda,somewhat,maybe eben if'n an all.

Yeah, Fool... but you're so pretty, you can get away with it!

*koff*

Yeah, Fool... but you're so pretty, you can get away with it!

*koff*

*KOFF KOFF KOFF* LMAO

He IS pretty.....ain't he?? hehehe

*KOFF KOFF KOFF* LMAO

He IS pretty.....ain't he?? hehehe

I say he has longish hair, thinning on the top, which he wears in a pony tail when he rides his bike. NO facial hair, not even a moustache. (Obsessively shaves every morning) Wears designer jeans (which he refers to as dungerees) and cheap imitation leather boots.

Whatcha think?

:)
SMW

OK, time for me to skaddle. Have to go by the doctor's office so they can 'read' the TB skin test I took on Monday. What a crock. I can read it for 'em... but they don't trust me.

Tamale, amigos!

:)
SMW

Hello everyone,

About a year ago, I bought my wife a decorative tin star for the outside of our house. Our friends and family started asking what it meant. We told them it was just a decoration. As the same question kept being asked, we started saying "we are part of the secret society of star holders". People actually beleived it. So, a couple of days ago we started the real thing. Wouldn't it be funny it took off...secretsocietyofstarholders.com...have a look and let me know what you think.;)

Hello everyone,

About a year ago, I bought my wife a decorative tin star for the outside of our house. Our friends and family started asking what it meant. We told them it was just a decoration. As the same question kept being asked, we started saying "we are part of the secret society of star holders". People actually beleived it. So, a couple of days ago we started the real thing. Wouldn't it be funny it took off...secretsocietyofstarholders.com...have a look and let me know what you think.;)

Haven't had a chance yet to check out your site, but do you by chance live in Texas?? Those are very popular around here, but, I do like your response to those nagging inquisitors!!

I say he has longish hair, thinning on the top, which he wears in a pony tail when he rides his bike. NO facial hair, not even a moustache. (Obsessively shaves every morning) Wears designer jeans (which he refers to as dungerees) and cheap imitation leather boots.

Whatcha think?

:)
SMW

Too friggin funny....I think you are "dead on" with this description. Come on out Fool and prove us wrong darlin :D

:comphit:

Haven't had a chance yet to check out your site, but do you by chance live in Texas?? Those are very popular around here, but, I do like your response to those nagging inquisitors!!
Actually, I am from Massachusetts. A couple of years ago people started hanging them on their houses, front doors etc...They look pretty nice on the old colonial houses we have up here. I'll have to try and tap into the texans :) We printing up stars to put on car windows. They should be ready in a week or so. ;)

Actually, I am from Massachusetts. A couple of years ago people started hanging them on their houses, front doors etc...They look pretty nice on the old colonial houses we have up here. I'll have to try and tap into the texans :) We printing up stars to put on car windows. They should be ready in a week or so. ;)


Hiya, I'm from Massachusetts too, and I have THREE tin stars by my back door!

Welcome to the nut house!

OK, time for me to skaddle. Have to go by the doctor's office so they can 'read' the TB skin test I took on Monday. What a crock. I can read it for 'em... but they don't trust me.

Tamale, amigos!

:)
SMW


Catcha on the flip side Smarty!

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Hiya, I'm from Massachusetts too, and I have THREE tin stars by my back door!

Welcome to the nut house!
Too bad for the Sox this year, but a deal is in the works...:) You have three stars? And has anyone asked what the mean? Take a look at their face when you tell them you are a member of a secret society...especially the gullible ones. You can really get them going. That's why we thought it would be funny to really set up the "society" Look back at the site in a couple of weeks...we are in the process of making decals for car windows. You can be society member #1...;)

Too bad for the Sox this year, but a deal is in the works...:) You have three stars? And has anyone asked what the mean? Take a look at their face when you tell them you are a member of a secret society...especially the gullible ones. You can really get them going. That's why we thought it would be funny to really set up the "society" Look back at the site in a couple of weeks...we are in the process of making decals for car windows. You can be society member #1...;)


Yeah, 50 million dollars for one pitcher boggles my mind, but it may do the trick. It's just acting like the damn Yankees though, buying a team.

I'm the tame one in my neighborhood. My next door neighbor is an art teacher and a sculptor, so she puts the odd art project out in her flower beds. Arms, and heads and weird animals. ;) She gets far more questions than I do. My mother-in-law thinks she is a demon worshiper, LOL.

I will tell anyone I meet who asks that that is why I have 3 tin stars on my house. I'll check out your website too.

:) i might get next wednesday off

i got my 2 new guys into their tractors and sent them off to Memphis to pick up their trailers in a whopping 5 hours. next week i have a guy coming in on monday, should have him in a truck on wed or fri, then the week after i'm filing in for the sucker in the dispatch office that's taking off on his honeymoon. it's nice to know what i'm doing for the rest of the month...i haven't been this well planned since i left the Army.

morning

morning


yep

:comphit:

yep

:comphit:

Present and accounted for.

Hello everyone,

About a year ago, I bought my wife a decorative tin star for the outside of our house. Our friends and family started asking what it meant. We told them it was just a decoration. As the same question kept being asked, we started saying "we are part of the secret society of star holders". People actually beleived it. So, a couple of days ago we started the real thing. Wouldn't it be funny it took off...secretsocietyofstarholders.com...have a look and let me know what you think.;)

Welcome indeed. Ty's right about the stars being popular in Texas... after all, we are the Lone Star State, ya know? Not to mention the Dallas Cowboy's star! But we don't mind sharing. And I love the idea of your new secret society. Long as you don't piss off the Free Masons, you should be just fine!

:)
SMW

My, my... look at this interesting tidbit I got in my email this morning. Wonder what that's all about?

"Headquarters has blocked Yahoo Mail access due to security concerns. They have not provided any additional guidance or information on this issue at this time. The computer helpdesk has no further information. If we receive additional information we will forward it at that time."

And Yahell slips further and further down the hill to obscurity.

yeah, yahoo was becomming too much like aol. nothing but a pool of viruses and spyware.

Present and accounted for.

Me too :D

Me too :D


Me too, but my time will be sporadic (again) this morning. Good news is, my babysitter will be leaving for most of the day after while....small blessings!

Morning troops!

My, my... look at this interesting tidbit I got in my email this morning. Wonder what that's all about?

"Headquarters has blocked Yahoo Mail access due to security concerns. They have not provided any additional guidance or information on this issue at this time. The computer helpdesk has no further information. If we receive additional information we will forward it at that time."

And Yahell slips further and further down the hill to obscurity.


That's weird, I got my yahoo e-mails, but can't get into my hotmail account..servers too busy. It's the aliens, I tell ya....:alien:

:)
Kimi

That's weird, I got my yahoo e-mails, but can't get into my hotmail account..servers too busy. It's the aliens, I tell ya....:alien:

:)
Kimi

Guess I better go out there and get me another email provider. Anybody got suggestions?

Me too, but my time will be sporadic (again) this morning. Good news is, my babysitter will be leaving for most of the day after while....small blessings!

Morning troops!

Been meaning to ask... how's your mom doin?? Hope all's well.

Guess I better go out there and get me another email provider. Anybody got suggestions?


Gmail from google

Any coffee left?

Bad day brewing. I just know it.

Been meaning to ask... how's your mom doin?? Hope all's well.


She's had a very rough time, Smarty. She ended up having to have a second surgery, the same week as the first and they removed most of her lymph nodes on that side during the second surgery. I'm glad they're be thorough, but she's 75 years old and that's hard on a young person. I'm looking so forward to being there with them next week.

Thanks for asking!

:)
Kimi

I say he has longish hair, thinning on the top, which he wears in a pony tail when he rides his bike. NO facial hair, not even a moustache. (Obsessively shaves every morning) Wears designer jeans (which he refers to as dungerees) and cheap imitation leather boots.

Whatcha think?

That's what You'all WANT me to look like < ADMIT> !
A nutter Fabio.
I tink Fabio is almost disgustin..Big fat-chiseled face.What th'ell
has he got to smile about.He has NO Talent.he ain't even a
male bimbo.At least if he was a chippendale,er somethin.
***********************************************
PLus I just figger'd out who and what " Corey " stands for.
It Yuz'alls way of shortening Hardcore.
Why s'not just shorten Lager and cal em .... < LoG >
yeah that's the Ticket !
:)
SMW Cuz I'm Scrumbolishious !

Been meaning to ask... how's your mom doin?? Hope all's well.

Now,now,now...Don't be mean.
I know yer juts itchin too.

PLus I just figger'd out who and what " Corey " stands for.
It Yuz'alls way of shortening Hardcore.
Why s'not just shorten Lager and cal em .... < LoG >
yeah that's the Ticket !

SMW



LOL where is that from? missed this post.


Corey is my name!

PLus I just figger'd out who and what " Corey " stands for.
It Yuz'alls way of shortening Hardcore.
Why s'not just shorten Lager and cal em .... < LoG >
yeah that's the Ticket !

SMW



LOL where is that from? missed this post.


Corey is my name!

I'm just too dang confused right now.

:bike:

I'm just too dang confused right now.

:bike:
:D

Is sushi any good???

I'm just too dang confused right now.

:bike:

Me too....I'm soooooooooo lost :cat:

Is sushi any good???


not in my opinion.


but it does depend on what kind and personal preference.

Is sushi any good???

I got one word for ya..............

EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

not in my opinion.


but it does depend on what kind and personal preference.


It's just that I see all these people talk about sushi and how great it is. And then you watch TV and all these people are eating it. I just can't seem to let myself try it.

PLus I just figger'd out who and what " Corey " stands for.
It Yuz'alls way of shortening Hardcore.
Why s'not just shorten Lager and cal em .... < LoG >
yeah that's the Ticket !

SMW



LOL where is that from? missed this post.


Corey is my name!

Tell it to duh Judge
Tell it to duh Judge !!!!:hitout:

It's just that I see all these people talk about sushi and how great it is. And then you watch TV and all these people are eating it. I just can't seem to let myself try it.

Because You eat like a Bird.Righto.
Dint Kelly always say dat.
Don't birds literally eat a more than their weight,
er somethin.Y'know...Like Todays Ghetto dwellers.

Tell it to duh Judge
Tell it to duh Judge !!!!:hitout:


I'll see him next thursday for thanksgiving.
anything you want to confess that i should tell him?

Tell it to duh Judge
Tell it to duh Judge !!!!:hitout:

You are NOT allowed to type gibberish and sign my initials to it! Now get on that time-out stool over there and don't move 'til I tell you to.

:rant:

She's had a very rough time, Smarty. She ended up having to have a second surgery, the same week as the first and they removed most of her lymph nodes on that side during the second surgery. I'm glad they're be thorough, but she's 75 years old and that's hard on a young person. I'm looking so forward to being there with them next week.

Thanks for asking!

:)
Kimi

I know your being there will be a comfort to her. I'm like you, glad they believe in being thorough, but enough is enough. I still believe if they hadn't talked us into putting my mom thru radiation therapy, she'd be with us today. What were we thinking? She was 89 years old. Of course we wanted her to live forever. Regret is a terrible thing.

:(
SMW

[QUOTE=That's what You'all WANT me to look like < ADMIT> A nutter Fabio.
![/QUOTE]

Yeah, right darlin... that's how we all picture you... another Fabio.

:slap:

Is sushi any good???

Sishi is good for ya.But expensive.
I never buy iy.The grocery I shop at,has a professional
Japanese Sushi roller.He is very clean and his product looks
highly fresh.I'm just leery,ia all.
I like Sliced Smoked Salmon.There are many types.It's chock
full of Omega 3 which is a body builder.
Of course,I love Me cold cuts.Just bought some Nice Mortadella.

Is sushi any good???

Actually, I thought the insides were pretty tasty... if you like rice. But that green stuff (seaweed) they wrap it in is YUCKY! Might as well be eating your front yard.

Yeah, right darlin... that's how we all picture you... another Fabio.

:slap:

It's NOT my fault yuz all have
- Loose Expectations - !

Actually, I thought the insides were pretty tasty... if you like rice. But that green stuff (seaweed) they wrap it in is YUCKY! Might as well be eating your front yard.

Hay,if you don't have anytink Nice to say about Someone {Me}
then don't,is all.
I don't wear seaweed on my sleeve,anywho.
So There !

I got one word for ya..............

EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


Ditto that! puke!

Yeah, right darlin... that's how we all picture you... another Fabio.

:slap:


Yeah, that's a lot better than REALLY imagining what he's like.....

Pfffffft to you Fool....you've been mean this week!

:)
Kimi

What a painful picture!!

A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner. The woman took out her billfold, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some wine with it instead of dinner?" "No," I had to stop drinking years ago, the homeless woman replied.

"Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" the woman asked. "No," I don't waste time shopping, the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."

"Will you spend this on a beauty salon instead of food?" the woman asked. "Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless woman. "I haven't had my hair done in 20 years!"

"Well," said the woman, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my hubby and myself tonight.

The homeless Woman was astounded. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine."

I think I might make turkey burgers for supper tonight. I get off early today and for some reason I feel nice enough to cook.

Yeah, that's a lot better than REALLY imagining what he's like.....

Pfffffft to you Fool....you've been mean this week!

:)
Kimi

Fool, you HAVE been mean this week. Whassup with that? Wrong time of the month, or did you stop taking your *nice* pill?

:?
SMW

What a painful picture!!

The woman replied, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments and wine."
Let me see if I cant get myself in trouble this morning....
And what if he responds: "So thats how you'll look after the divorce?"

Fool, you HAVE been mean this week. Whassup with that? Wrong time of the month, or did you stop taking your *nice* pill?

:?
SMW

LOL - I think besides NOT taking the nice pill, he's TAKING meanie pills, so he's double the meanie...

:)
Kimi