Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a police officer, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities such as scars and so forth."

So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. "Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde,stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear! You're excused too!"
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but......" He flashed the
photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?" The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."

The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."

:lolhit:

LOL

I've watched those Dateline shows where they bust those guys. They're always so "sorry" and "weren't really going to do anything". It's a sick world we're living in, I tell ya! Going to a house, thinking they will get to have sex with a 13 or 14 year old.......amazing!

I think I heard something about that little town on the news the other day.

:mad:
Kimi


yep just like when I was stalking Corey... I never wanted to have sex with him either.


:lolhit:

yep just like when I was stalking Corey... I never wanted to have sex with him either.


:lolhit:


Oh, you probably just hurt him bad!

Oh, you probably just hurt him bad!



lol ummm she was saying that the dudes were lying when they got caught.

lol ummm she was saying that the dudes were lying when they got caught.


Sure, whatever makes you feel better *koff*

Sure, whatever makes you feel better *koff*


Hate to admit that the guy is right but he is right.

Hate to admit that the guy is right but he is right.


I know, I know.......I'm bored, okay? Fool isn't around to pick on him, so I thought I would.

Just why didn't the two of you (Corey) ever hook up, anyway? I wasn't around when all that fun was going on.

:)
Kimi

gone.

Enchiladas of the world beware... she's on the loose with a fork in her hand.

gone.

Enchiladas of the world beware... she's on the loose with a fork in her hand.


Enjoy yourself!

:)
Kimi

gone.

Enchiladas of the world beware... she's on the loose with a fork in her hand.

Is Smarty having cheap enchiladas today?? without me?? waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I can't go tonight....dammit!!

I know, I know.......I'm bored, okay? Fool isn't around to pick on him, so I thought I would.

Just why didn't the two of you (Corey) ever hook up, anyway? I wasn't around when all that fun was going on.

:)
Kimi


It's all about geography. It's quite a hike to PA from IL.

I still have a crush on him though. I mean really he's my Corey!

:p

Is Smarty having cheap enchiladas today?? without me?? waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...I can't go tonight....dammit!!


Yes, she's meeting her step-dad, I believe and he eats at 4:30.

It's all about geography. It's quite a hike to PA from IL.

I still have a crush on him though. I mean really he's my Corey!

:p


Okay. I understand.

Yes, she's meeting her step-dad, I believe and he eats at 4:30.


gotta be home intime to burp, watch the 6pm news n weather and fall asleep during jeopardy

gotta be home intime to burp, watch the 6pm news n weather and fall asleep during jeopardy


And, then eat again at 7...

gotta be home intime to burp, watch the 6pm news n weather and fall asleep during jeopardy

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .... you do know old people, don'tcha?? :lolhit:

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .... you do know old people, don'tcha?? :lolhit:


and in pennsylvania, the lottery is on tv at 7. so you better shut up .. better yet, leave the room until it's over.

and in pennsylvania, the lottery is on tv at 7. so you better shut up .. better yet, leave the room until it's over.

I hope you realize YOU too will be old one of these days and people will be making fun of you too......you know that, right?? :lolhit:

I hope you realize YOU too will be old one of these days and people will be making fun of you too......you know that, right?? :lolhit:


vanna can't turn letters in a wheelchair and oxygen mask

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .... you do know old people, don'tcha?? :lolhit:
that's not old ppl, that's him:lolhit: :lolhit: :lolhit:

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*waves back*

Sauage burrito for breakfast this morning.

*waves back*

Sauage burrito for breakfast this morning.

Two boiled eggs and I'm full o'protein and ready to get this one over with!

Oh yeah, one more food note -- didn't get my dose of Mex food yesterday. Dad was afraid that (because we had some errands to run) would put us 'too late' getting home. He picked me up at 3:15. We did OK and I got him back home at the crack of 4:30. Plenty of time to take his dogs to the park and get home before dark. Bless his heart. Wonder how many of us will be all set in our ways by the time we hit 80?

:)
SMW

you two are making me hungry

I refuse to talk politics today :lolhit:

Much agreed.I niver talk Politics Mush.
Love ta back talk Politics,dough !

Much agreed.I niver talk Politics Mush.
Love ta back talk Politics,dough !

You should venture over the political threads here (prob already have, but haven't seen you post). Good crowd... seems to be a lot younger than the yahooites, but pretty savvy nonetheless.

And how's the Fool today?

:)
SMW

Two boiled eggs and I'm full o'protein and ready to get this one over with!

Oh yeah, one more food note -- didn't get my dose of Mex food yesterday. Dad was afraid that (because we had some errands to run) would put us 'too late' getting home. He picked me up at 3:15. We did OK and I got him back home at the crack of 4:30. Plenty of time to take his dogs to the park and get home before dark. Bless his heart. Wonder how many of us will be all set in our ways by the time we hit 80?

:)
SMW

Some people haven't reached 80 (may not ever) and they are already "set in their ways"......grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Mornin' all!!!! I need some bacon and eggs and toast and hash browns and coffee and juice and more bacon, and ...


No wonder the diet isn't going so well.

How is everybody doing today in the dawn of a new era?

Two boiled eggs and I'm full o'protein and ready to get this one over with!

Oh yeah, one more food note -- didn't get my dose of Mex food yesterday. Dad was afraid that (because we had some errands to run) would put us 'too late' getting home. He picked me up at 3:15. We did OK and I got him back home at the crack of 4:30. Plenty of time to take his dogs to the park and get home before dark. Bless his heart. Wonder how many of us will be all set in our ways by the time we hit 80?

:)
SMW

I don't know. I plan on keep going as long as this body will let me. That might be sooner than later, but I'll try to be out there doing it in the meantime!

Morning everybody.....took Ruby out for a short spin last night, since the weather is so nice right now. Even warmer today, so I'm working through lunch and taking off at 4:00 to ride again......!

:)
Kimi

Mornin' all!!!! I need some bacon and eggs and toast and hash browns and coffee and juice and more bacon, and ...


No wonder the diet isn't going so well.

How is everybody doing today in the dawn of a new era?


Morning Mary! Your breakfast choices sound great to me! Are you cooking?

:)
Kimi

Some people haven't reached 80 (may not ever) and they are already "set in their ways"......grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


LOL - hmmmmmm, who COULD Ty be talking about???

Morning missy!

I don't know. I plan on keep going as long as this body will let me. That might be sooner than later, but I'll try to be out there doing it in the meantime!

Morning everybody.....took Ruby out for a short spin last night, since the weather is so nice right now. Even warmer today, so I'm working through lunch and taking off at 4:00 to ride again......!

:)
Kimi

It's another gorgeous day in Big D too :) In short sleeves and no jacket....woooo hooooo....gotta love this Texas weather :woohoo:

Mornin everyone....Mama..I'll take some of the same, if ya don't mind. I'm rather hungry this morning myself.

LOL - hmmmmmm, who COULD Ty be talking about???

Morning missy!

Wouldn't take a genius to figger dat one out!! hehehe:lolhit:

It's another gorgeous day in Big D too :) In short sleeves and no jacket....woooo hooooo....gotta love this Texas weather :woohoo:

Mornin everyone....Mama..I'll take some of the same, if ya don't mind. I'm rather hungry this morning myself.

I was thinking my hunger this morning was due to my running low on a tex-mex fix... but it seems to be universal around here! What ya say we hit the all-you-can-eat chinese joint for lunch? Mmmmmm, all-you-can-eat.

:)
SMW

I was thinking my hunger this morning was due to my running low on a tex-mex fix... but it seems to be universal around here! What ya say we hit the all-you-can-eat chinese joint for lunch? Mmmmmm, all-you-can-eat.

:)
SMW


I'm actually considering Chinese today.

I'll pick you up on my way out!


:drive:

Had a visit this morning from one of the women in my dept who really wants me to come down to another floor and work with her instead of going with my old boss. She was very flattering -- said she'd love to have someone down there she could turn stuff over to and not worry about it getting done right. Came right out and told me she REALLY LIKES ME! Nice to hear, but as y'all know, I have this massive adversion to working for another woman. And this particular woman has a rep for being tough as nails (not to mention she's a transplanted NYer). However, I really do like her too... mainly because she's real smart and not afraid to stand up and state an unpopular opinion when she thinks something's wrong. (which also means she's been known to throw gigantic tantrums now & then)

Said she understands my wanting to go with the bossman since, as she put it, 'known shit is less scary than unknown shit'.

Then she told me she's going to tell my new BIG bosslady (who I've yet to even meet) that she'd be willing to arm-wrestle my old boss for me. I think that's a compliment, but not sure.

What would be REALLY GREAT is if all this fighting over me would result in me getting more $$$$, but that's not gonna happen. So that ain't part of the equation.

Guess it comes down to what do I wanna do? Work for the old bossman whose new responsibilities make it pretty clear I wouldn't have much actual work to do, but would be (as my mom used to say) Belle of the Ball in his dept. Or stay in this dept and either go with yankee-lady (where I'd have LOTS of work to do, but no pressure... but physiclaly isolated from nearly everyone else) -- or just stick to what I'm doing now, which is assisting a variety of staff members who need help with projects?

One thing's for certain.

I'm still just glad to be here. Nearly wish they'd just assign me to whereever they think I'm needed most and be done with it.

I HATE DECISIONS!!!!

:confused:
SMW

or just stick to what I'm doing now, which is assisting a variety of staff members who need help with projects?


I HATE DECISIONS!!!!

:confused:
SMW

I dont want to tell you what the inevitable result of that decision will be....

I'm actually considering Chinese today.

I'll pick you up on my way out!


:drive:

Mmmmm, Moo Goo Gai Pan.

:banana:

I dont want to tell you what the inevitable result of that decision will be....

Yeah, I'm afraid I know the answer too, darlin. Which may be enough to make me retract that wish.

:bombout:

I'm actually considering Chinese today.

I'll pick you up on my way out!


:drive:

Well iffin yer gonna pick her up...you might as well stop here first and get me too....I'm right on the way to her place :thumbs:

Sounds like a good problem to have, several people fighting over you. Wish it would translate into more dollars for you though. Maybe further down the line?

What exactly would your old boss man have you doing? Because the Yankee you talked to today sounded like she wanted someone who could think and work independently, and that's always a cool thing.

Good luck with deciding.

Last night, at choir practice, I wanted to brain the lady in front of me. Talk about talking politics. Sheesh.

For her it's all black or white. No grey areas at all.


:matrix:

Good mornin lovely ladies and gents...

I trust everyone's day has started off on the right foot

Last night, at choir practice, I wanted to brain the lady in front of me. Talk about talking politics. Sheesh.

For her it's all black or white. No grey areas at all.


:matrix:

What a headline! I feel your pain, Mary. My co-worker here who drove me crazy with the B&W philosophy got herself terminated. Now there's your B&W, eh?

:)
SMW

Sounds like a good problem to have, several people fighting over you. Wish it would translate into more dollars for you though. Maybe further down the line?

What exactly would your old boss man have you doing? Because the Yankee you talked to today sounded like she wanted someone who could think and work independently, and that's always a cool thing.

Good luck with deciding.

Only clue I've gotten as to what I'd be doing if I go with the old bossman is 'covering his backside.' Which I'm good at. Comes from working for maniacs for so long. Other than that, don't have a clue.

Yankee-woman told me I should discuss her job with the guy who's worked in her area for a long time. So I'm going to do that. Maybe this afternoon. Guess I could get use to being a 'recluse'. Just not too sure I'd like it.

LOL, told one of my cube-neighbors that if I did move down there, might start throwing parties every day. Can't you see the email, "Hey y'all! I'm bored. Come on down to the 8th floor and let's shoot the breeze for awhile!"

Might end up being a whole 'nuther world down there.

;)
SMW

Well iffin yer gonna pick her up...you might as well stop here first and get me too....I'm right on the way to her place :thumbs:

Here, Ty. Sit down here on the curb with me and we'll wait for Musiq. Excuse that noise... my stomach's growling.

*rumble*

Only clue I've gotten as to what I'd be doing if I go with the old bossman is 'covering his backside.' Which I'm good at. Comes from working for maniacs for so long. Other than that, don't have a clue.

Yankee-woman told me I should discuss her job with the guy who's worked in her area for a long time. So I'm going to do that. Maybe this afternoon. Guess I could get use to being a 'recluse'. Just not too sure I'd like it.

LOL, told one of my cube-neighbors that if I did move down there, might start throwing parties every day. Can't you see the email, "Hey y'all! I'm bored. Come on down to the 8th floor and let's shoot the breeze for awhile!"

Might end up being a whole 'nuther world down there.

;)
SMW
Smarty,
Have you ever considered applying for a management position?
That way you could be part of the problem (indecisive and incompetent), rather than part of the solution (wondering whether your job will vaporize tomorrow).
A word of warning, life at the top sucks.

Sounds like a good problem to have, several people fighting over you. Wish it would translate into more dollars for you though. Maybe further down the line?

What exactly would your old boss man have you doing? Because the Yankee you talked to today sounded like she wanted someone who could think and work independently, and that's always a cool thing.

Good luck with deciding.

I guess, if it was me, I'd just have to trust my gut. I know that's no help for you, but if I listen close enough to my instincts (something I'm trying to practice more and more), the answer is usually there.

Hope whatever you choose, it works out wonderfully for you, Smarty!

:)
Kimi

Smarty,
Have you ever considered applying for a management position?
That way you could be part of the problem (indecisive and incompetent), rather than part of the solution (wondering whether your job will vaporize tomorrow).
A word of warning, life at the top sucks.

And I'd consider it too, darlin... if I didn't work for the govt. Things that make sense in the outside world, make absolutely no sense here. 'nuff said?

;)
SMW

What a headline! I feel your pain, Mary. My co-worker here who drove me crazy with the B&W philosophy got herself terminated. Now there's your B&W, eh?

:)
SMW

She's one of "those" who call anyone who disagrees with her point of view "evil."

It's okay, she's butt ugly.


:lolhit:

She's one of "those" who call anyone who disagrees with her point of view "evil."

It's okay, she's butt ugly.


:lolhit:

Then what you're saying is... she got what she deserves when she was born ugly, eh??

Luv it.

;)
SMW

P.S. Mary in the choir... :hitout:

Here, Ty. Sit down here on the curb with me and we'll wait for Musiq. Excuse that noise... my stomach's growling.

*rumble*

LMAO.....I couldn't hear yours for mine!! :lolhit:

She's one of "those" who call anyone who disagrees with her point of view "evil."

It's okay, she's butt ugly.


:lolhit:

OMGGGGGG....LMFAOOOOOOOO...can't believe what comes outta your mouth sometimes Mama :lolhit:

OMGGGGGG....LMFAOOOOOOOO...can't believe what comes outta your mouth sometimes Mama :lolhit:


I know, isn't it great???? LOL!

Then what you're saying is... she got what she deserves when she was born ugly, eh??

Luv it.

;)
SMW

P.S. Mary in the choir... :hitout:


I shouldn't say such things, I know, but, if someone thinks you're evil you might as well not disappoint them. Heh.

Hopefully she will have piped down by next week or her and me are gonna rumble. :bike:

whoever ed bradly was ... he died




ok he was the 60 mins dude that interviewed howard stern

whoever ed bradly was ... he died


'60 Minutes' Correspondent Ed Bradley

Here's the link (http://keyetv.com/national/topstories_story_313121849.html)

'60 Minutes' Correspondent Ed Bradley

Here's the link (http://keyetv.com/national/topstories_story_313121849.html)

OK, now I'm sad....I really liked him :(

Im reading the Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands by Dr laura Schlessinger. If I am reading this correctly, you ladies have to be nice to me...

Im reading the Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands by Dr laura Schlessinger. If I am reading this correctly, you ladies have to be nice to me...


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Im reading the Proper Care and Feeding of Husbands by Dr laura Schlessinger. If I am reading this correctly, you ladies have to be nice to me...


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and

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wooo hooooooooooo!! they put a laptop on my desk so i can surf the net (shhhh)


they didn't have the right cables ... so it's just a decoration right now.

and

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How bout I meet you half way..
You dont have to come over and mow my lawn

wooo hooooooooooo!! they put a laptop on my desk so i can surf the net (shhhh)


they didn't have the right cables ... so it's just a decoration right now.
check it and see if you have a wireless connection. You might get real lucky

check it and see if you have a wireless connection. You might get real lucky


it won't accept my password to start up the computer.

it won't accept my password to start up the computer.
Thats just not right.
Instead of a laptop, they gave you a doorstop

Well girls sorry I didn't pick you up for chinese. I got detoured and had someone pick me up yet again...Mexican.

Maybe tomorrow. I know I can't stand Mexican for a 3rd day....at least I think so.

45 Days until Christmas

:eek:

How bout I meet you half way..
You dont have to come over and mow my lawn


Can I come over and not mow your lawn? :flowers:

Well girls sorry I didn't pick you up for chinese. I got detoured and had someone pick me up yet again...Mexican.

Maybe tomorrow. I know I can't stand Mexican for a 3rd day....at least I think so.

No prob, sweetie. Went with two other gals down to the fancy restaurant in the lobby and had $13 burgers.

Mmmmmm, now I'm FULL.

Naptime anyone?

:cat:

No prob, sweetie. Went with two other gals down to the fancy restaurant in the lobby and had $13 burgers.

Mmmmmm, now I'm FULL.

Naptime anyone?

:cat:


$13 burger??

You should have come with me. I have a piggyback taco and a large mt. dew for $3.65.

I'm cheap though.

Can I come over and not mow your lawn? :flowers:

Yes Mary, you can. You can sit with me and help me polish off the Corona's while we watch someone else mow the damn lawn;):cat:

Yes Mary, you can. You can sit with me and help me polish off the Corona's while we watch someone else mow the damn lawn;):cat:

Sounds good to me!


:woohoo:

did you get the kitty cat yet?

Sounds good to me!


:woohoo:

did you get the kitty cat yet?

Sure did. I rescued him from the pound. Named him Marley

Found out one thing, It's hard to adopt a black cat from the pound around Halloween, but well worth the effort.

Sounds good to me!


:woohoo:

did you get the kitty cat yet?


I miss my kitty Peaches. She's at my parents house. She's old but still ticking. I'm thinking D and i need a pet. After Xander gets out of diapers!

Sure did. I rescued him from the pound. Named him Marley

Found out one thing, It's hard to adopt a black cat from the pound around Halloween, but well worth the effort.


I think I shall call him "Bob."


Sounds like a good buddy. Is he a kitten, or an older cat?

bob?


battery

operated

boyfriend

bob?


battery

operated

boyfriend

OMG....we think too much alike....I gotta stop that :lolhit:

bob?


battery

operated

boyfriend


Nope, Bob Marley.



coin operated boy

coin operated boy
sitting on the shelf he is just a toy
but i turn him on and he comes to life
automatic joy
that is why i want a coin operated boy

made of plastic and elastic
he is rugged and long-lasting
who could ever ever ask for more
love without complications galore
many shapes and weights to choose from
i will never leave my bedroom
i will never cry at night again
wrap my arms around him and pretend....

coin operated boy
all the other real ones that i destroy
cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll
never let him go and i'll never be alone
not with my coin operated boy......

this bridge was written to make you feel smittener
with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer
can you extract me from my plastic fantasy
i didnt think so but im still convinceable
will you persist even after i bet you
a billion dollars that i'll never love you
will you persist even after i kiss you
goodbye for the last time
will you keep on trying to prove it?
i'm dying to lose it...
i want it
i want you
i want a coin operated boy.

and if i had a star to wish on
for my life i cant imagine
any flesh and blood could be his match
i can even take him in the bath

coin operated boy
he may not be real experienced with girls
but i know he feels like a boy should feel
isnt that the point that is why i want a
coin operated boy
with his pretty coin operated voice
saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me
straight and to the point
that is why i want
a coin operated boy.

by

Dresden Dolls

OK, just came out of an hr meeting with the only guy who works in dept on the 8th floor I'm considering (it would just be me & him most of the time). He LOVES it down there. And has been in the same job for 12 yrs. Not sounding too bad. Besides, he told me he thinks the Yankee-woman will probably apply and get my old boss's job... so looks like I might end up working for her if I take option 1 OR 2.

Something to ponder this weekend. Appreciate y'all putting up with me ranting about this all day. Helps to put my thoughts into words and apologize for y'all having to be my sounding board! LOL, feel free to put me on ignore... I'll understand!

:)
SMW

OK, just came out of an hr meeting with the only guy who works in dept on the 8th floor I'm considering (it would just be me & him most of the time). He LOVES it down there. And has been in the same job for 12 yrs. Not sounding too bad. Besides, he told me he thinks the Yankee-woman will probably apply and get my old boss's job... so looks like I might end up working for her if I take option 1 OR 2.

Something to ponder this weekend. Appreciate y'all putting up with me ranting about this all day. Helps to put my thoughts into words and apologize for y'all having to be my sounding board! LOL, feel free to put me on ignore... I'll understand!

:)
SMW

Don't you know by now that we cannot ignore you!!! How many times have you been a sounding board for each and every one of us?? You can rant, rave, yell, scream, cry or jump up and down for joy and we will just sit here quietly listening :D

I've not gotten a thing done today.....been staring at a pic of THE MOST HANDSOME MAN ON EARTH.....can't seem to take my eyes off him for some reason :confused:

I think I shall call him "Bob."


Sounds like a good buddy. Is he a kitten, or an older cat?

I figure he's a young 3 year old, fixed, healthy, and positively adorable. And he loves my bed. I never thought I would wind up sleeping with another guy, but in this case, I'll make an exception.

Don't you know by now that we cannot ignore you!!! How many times have you been a sounding board for each and every one of us?? You can rant, rave, yell, scream, cry or jump up and down for joy and we will just sit here quietly listening :D

That may be the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me!

'preciate y'all to pieces.

:)
SMW

Don't you know by now that we cannot ignore you!!! How many times have you been a sounding board for each and every one of us?? You can rant, rave, yell, scream, cry or jump up and down for joy and we will just sit here quietly listening :D

Or tell you where to get off...:lolhit:

Nope, Bob Marley.

You think we should see that the kitty gets his fur done up in dreds? Prob be expensive, but we could take up a collection!

Eh mon?

I've not gotten a thing done today.....been staring at a pic of THE MOST HANDSOME MAN ON EARTH.....can't seem to take my eyes off him for some reason :confused:


you found my myspace page?

Or tell you where to get off...:lolhit:

Now, I would NEVER tell her that ;)

Or tell you where to get off...:lolhit:

Although I gotta warn ya, not many have said it and lived to tell about it.

*wink*

you found my myspace page?

Sorry to disappoint....but NO!! :lolhit:

Know you are about to leave Smarty so I hope you enjoy this beautiful weather we are having out there....I'ma go play in it shortly!!

You think we should see that the kitty gets his fur done up in dreds? Prob be expensive, but we could take up a collection!

Eh mon?

Ja Mon, that be rockin

I'm thinking I could get a female to keep Marley company. Maybe I could name her Ganja

Although I gotta warn ya, not many have said it and lived to tell about it.

*wink*
I'll ry to behave myself, but it's gonna be hard

Yeah, I'm gone!!! And won't be back until next Tuesday!

So, y'all behave (*koff*) and hope everybody has a great weekend!!

(((all y'all)))

I figure he's a young 3 year old, fixed, healthy, and positively adorable. And he loves my bed. I never thought I would wind up sleeping with another guy, but in this case, I'll make an exception.


They do grow on you that way. Up here near Boston, when it's cold it's nice to have a cat at the foot of the bed. So cozy and comforting to hear that purring.

Ja Mon, that be rockin

I'm thinking I could get a female to keep Marley company. Maybe I could name her Ganja

It amazes me how many men are actually "cat people" as opposed to "dog people".....I like that!! :D

They do grow on you that way. Up here near Boston, when it's cold it's nice to have a cat at the foot of the bed. So cozy and comforting to hear that purring.
Having him at my feet would be nice, but he has this notion that sleeping on my head is more comfortable.

It amazes me how many men are actually "cat people" as opposed to "dog people".....I like that!! :D
We are a strange brew, aren't we?

you found my myspace page?


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