he can't go to oklahoma ... after 2 weeks he'd be declared the smartest person there and then have to run everything.

I wonder if this board closes threads when they get to a certain size.. some places do it to ease the servers.

it isn't that big of a deal. you can start the thread over again.

Friday it is. I plan on taking it slow today and only doing the essentials to get my job done. I thought about some Ebay shopping but Ive done so good to stay away and its always nicer on my bank account.

I watched "The Breakup" last night. It was ok. I liked vince in wedding crashers so I figured I would like this. However it wasn't even half as funny as wedding crashers.

Let's get through today faster then yesterday. K?

:thumbs:

Friday it is. I plan on taking it slow today and only doing the essentials to get my job done. I thought about some Ebay shopping but Ive done so good to stay away and its always nicer on my bank account.

I watched "The Breakup" last night. It was ok. I liked vince in wedding crashers so I figured I would like this. However it wasn't even half as funny as wedding crashers.

Let's get through today faster then yesterday. K?

:thumbs:

YESSSSSS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE :thumbs:

he can't go to oklahoma ... after 2 weeks he'd be declared the smartest person there and then have to run everything.

And just think... on the weekends, he can play with Indians and coeds from Oral Roberts U! (Oh wait, that's in Tulsa) Oklahoma U! (Oh wait, that's in Norman)

Oh well, he can play with Indians.

:)
SMW

I need to find me a display pic....what was that website you said you use sometimes??

YESSSSSS PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE :thumbs:

I'm leaving at 2 for a doc appt, so got here at the crack of dawn. *yawn* Here's hoping I last til 2!!

:hula:
SMW

I need to find me a display pic....what was that website you said you use sometimes??


that depends. do you want to display a pic? or do you want a pic for next ot your screen name?


the site for displaying pics that i use is http://imageshack.us/

People often ask for an explanation of "Marketing." So, here it is:

You're a lady and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone number. The next day you call him and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Telemarketing.

You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so she calls you.
That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb onto the roof of one situated near the center of the block and shout at the top of your lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail.

You are at a party when a well-built man walks up to you and gropes your breast and grabs your a**.
That's the Governor of California.

You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were offended and he files a lawsuit on your behalf.
That's America.

that depends. do you want to display a pic? or do you want a pic for next ot your screen name?


the site for displaying pics that i use is http://imageshack.us/

Uglypeople.com -- that's where my 'ole cowgal' came from.

:eek:

It's Friday!!!! :woohoo:

I have to work a different shift, so I get to get my oil changed, and clean out the car for the big car trip tomorrow! Going to this... (http://www.sheepandwool.com/)

Anybody want to meet me there?

Fresh waffles and bacon ready. Who wants some?

It's Friday!!!! :woohoo:

I have to work a different shift, so I get to get my oil changed, and clean out the car for the big car trip tomorrow! Going to this... (http://www.sheepandwool.com/)

Anybody want to meet me there?

Fresh waffles and bacon ready. Who wants some?


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sheep

People often ask for an explanation of "Marketing."

That's hilarious!

Morning Ms Smartie. I see the new regime has started at work.

Sorry about that.:flowers:

It's Friday!!!! :woohoo:

I have to work a different shift, so I get to get my oil changed, and clean out the car for the big car trip tomorrow! Going to this... (http://www.sheepandwool.com/)

Anybody want to meet me there?

Fresh waffles and bacon ready. Who wants some?

Looks like fun... but not the best place for picking up men. Unless you're interested in those that go Baaaaaaaaaa.

LOL, what does one do at such a festival??

:)
SMW

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, sheep

You are such a baaaaaaaaad boy, Lager.:rolleyes:

Looks like fun... but not the best place for picking up men. Unless you're interested in those that go Baaaaaaaaaa.

LOL, what does one do at such a festival??

:)
SMW

Buy yarn, meet knitters, buy a spinning wheel, meet knit bloggers, buy pottery, meet more knitters. Heh. You're right, it's not a man fest. Oh well. That'll be at the beer tasting I'm going to later on.:thumbs:

Uglypeople.com -- that's where my 'ole cowgal' came from.

:eek:

Well....I have a pic I want to use and tried to save it, but then got the message that the upload failed....and before you ask, YES, I resized it but it still failed....what's the deal??


Well whatdya know....it DID upload!! wooo hoooooo

:hitout:

Guess what I did last Saturday while being bored at home with nothing else to do and might do again this weekend......

I made ringtones for my phone out of some of my favorite songs and applied them specifically to different people so I can know who's calling by the ringtone.....I even have a very special one for Miss Kimi......ZZ Top's "Balinese" just because it talks about "Ruby"....hehehe

Yeah, I know....I'm a geek but I'm a very colorful one :thumbs:

Guess what I did last Saturday while being bored at home with nothing else to do and might do again this weekend......

I made ringtones for my phone out of some of my favorite songs and applied them specifically to different people so I can know who's calling by the ringtone.....I even have a very special one for Miss Kimi......ZZ Top's "Balinese" just because it talks about "Ruby"....hehehe

Yeah, I know....I'm a geek but I'm a very colorful one :thumbs:


you are a wild woman.:woohoo:

:hitout:

Such violence so early in the a.m.

What's next... a serial killer avatar?

When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
And bring so much happiness...just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.
Returning each deed! Oh, they'll be so excited!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

I'll write on the wall with reds, whites and blues,
And I'll bounce on the furniture...wearing my shoes.
I'll drink from the carton and then leave it out.
I'll stuff all the toilets and oh, how they'll shout!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

When they're on the phone and just out of reach,
I'll get into things like sugar and bleach.
Oh, they'll snap their fingers and then shake their head,
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

When they cook dinner and call me to eat,
I'll not eat my green beans or salad or meat,
I'll gag on my okra, spill milk on the table,
And when they get angry...I'll run...if I'm able!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

I'll sit close to the TV, through the channels I'll click,
I'll cross both eyes just to see if they stick.
I'll take off my socks and throw one away,
And play in the mud 'til the end of the day!
(When I'm an old lady and live with my kids)

And later in bed, I'll lay back and sigh,
I'll thank God in prayer and then close my eyes.
My kids will look down with a smile slowly creeping,
And say with a groan, "She's so sweet when she's sleeping!"
God Bless All Moms and Grandmas Everywhere

Ya done diddy it Agin.
Furgot the punchline.
- ' Cuz I'm an old lady,who once was a kid ' !

you are a wild woman.:woohoo:


I AM.....aren't I :lolhit:

Such violence so early in the a.m.

What's next... a serial killer avatar?
http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/4285/cerealkill1xj4.jpg

http://img86.imageshack.us/img86/4285/cerealkill1xj4.jpg

*groan*

*groan*

You shoulda known that was coming :eek:

You shoulda known that was coming :eek:


i wanted a pic of a character from a cereal doing some kinda of killing or somoething.
but i don't want to keep an internet screen up that long.

You shoulda known that was coming :eek:

You know I always fall into those hairy-legged traps. Some I complain about... some I just sit back and enjoy!

*wink*

Hope you got yer winders in today... baby, it's cooooold outside!

the concert is inside a casino so that won't be too hard.

I Feel one a yer - " don't know what to Post "
Posts,coming on.
Bwa Haa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :woohoo:

You know I always fall into those hairy-legged traps. Some I complain about... some I just sit back and enjoy!

*wink*

Hope you got yer winders in today... baby, it's cooooold outside!

Windows on, up and heater blastin me....passed the bank this morning and the sign out front said it was 37 degrees.......dayum cold....funny thing is tho...didn't really feel THAT cold.

I Feel one a yer - " don't know what to Post "
Posts,coming on.
Bwa Haa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :woohoo:

I'm leaving out those punch lines so you can add your own. You know that's how you like it, right?

:flowers:

It's Friday!!!! :woohoo:

I have to work a different shift, so I get to get my oil changed, and clean out the car for the big car trip tomorrow! Going to this... (http://www.sheepandwool.com/)

Anybody want to meet me there?

Fresh waffles and bacon ready. Who wants some?

hay,I once did THE " so i get to get " and dint get it all.
So I asked the Tootsie for a refund on My $20.oo bill bailey.

I Feel one a yer - " don't know what to Post "
Posts,coming on.
Bwa Haa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha :woohoo:
:hahanot:

I'm leaving out those punch lines so you can add your own. You know that's how you like it, right?

:flowers:

Oh ! Knowed.
Ya diddy it Agin.
The Punchline goes:
-- Cuz I like it like That --
everbody done nose dat ! :lolhit:

Mikey move to Illinois.

I need a babysitter.

Mikey move to Illinois.

I need a babysitter.

He'd be a good babysitter. Put a nipple on a longneck and him and Xander would hit the party trail!

:woohoo:

He'd be a good babysitter. Put a nipple on a longneck and him and Xander would hit the party trail!

:woohoo:


I dont know. Xander's gotten to that stage where he doesn't like strangers...or even his grandparents. I took him to my parents the other night and that baby clung to me like wet undies. Besides i dont think D would care too much for Corey being in our house.

:lolhit:

:hahanot:

" Say it ain't So Joe ! "
Double> Bwa Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

and Lordy knows I seldom GO Double :woohoo: :woohoo:

" Say it ain't So Joe ! "
Double> Bwa Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

and Lordy knows I seldom GO Double :woohoo: :woohoo:
:hahanot: :hahanot:

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/5035/stfuguineapigqt9.jpg

It's Friday!!!! :woohoo:

I have to work a different shift, so I get to get my oil changed, and clean out the car for the big car trip tomorrow! Going to this... (http://www.sheepandwool.com/)

Anybody want to meet me there?

Fresh waffles and bacon ready. Who wants some?


I'll take some! I'm starving this morning....funny how a good night's rest and some peace and quiet make me starve the next day!!

GOOD MORNING SMW TROOPS!!!! Let's get this week over with, please!!

:)
Kimi

I'll take some! I'm starving this morning....funny how a good night's rest and some peace and quiet make me starve the next day!!

GOOD MORNING SMW TROOPS!!!! Let's get this week over with, please!!

:)
Kimi
:thumbs:

:thumbs:


Morning Corey! I'm going to be with Smarty so we can sit at a black jack table all night while you're at the concert, okay?

:)
Kimi

Morning Corey! I'm going to be with Smarty so we can sit at a black jack table all night while you're at the concert, okay?

:)
Kimi


i won't be in any condition to know or care :woohoo:

i won't be in any condition to know or care :woohoo:


Does that mean we have to drive you? My little truck is in the shop, so we'll have to use your vehicle.

:)
Kimi

Does that mean we have to drive you? My little truck is in the shop, so we'll have to use your vehicle.

:)
Kimi

there are 5 dudes going
getting a room or 2 down the street from where the concert is and driving home sunday.

rooms where the concert is are $600, few joints down the road they are 300

SMW you can have my job because I never have to deal with a boss. I have one and he deals with everyone else in the sales department but me. Why doesn't he talk to me??

1 I'm too busy
2 I dont dress sluty enough
3 I dont get on my knees for him

Its a good deal. I like it. I pretty much call the shots on all my customers and only ask if I really need the help.

life is good

SMW you can have my job because I never have to deal with a boss. I have one and he deals with everyone else in the sales department but me. Why doesn't he talk to me??

1 I'm too busy
2 I dont dress sluty enough
3 I dont get on my knees for him

Its a good deal. I like it. I pretty much call the shots on all my customers and only ask if I really need the help.

life is good


i wanna be a boss there!

there are 5 dudes going
getting a room or 2 down the street from where the concert is and driving home sunday.

rooms where the concert is are $600, few joints down the road they are 300


Those better be some good rooms.

Those better be some good rooms.


maybe someone will get hot at the tables and the room will get "comp'd"

i wanna be a boss there!


You could if you were a big pervert who does nothing but talk on your cell phone about politics.

I like my little back office. I never have to deal with anything. I'm suppose to have a guy come in today for a meeting but he isn't here yet. I told him he had to be here before 11. He'll either come right before i'm ready to walk out the door OR he will come while I am out and he'll be pissed im not here.

:drive:

Mornin (or afternoon) everyone

You could if you were a big pervert who does nothing but talk on your cell phone about politics.

I like my little back office. I never have to deal with anything. I'm suppose to have a guy come in today for a meeting but he isn't here yet. I told him he had to be here before 11. He'll either come right before i'm ready to walk out the door OR he will come while I am out and he'll be pissed im not here.

:drive:


that's me!! except the part about politics and talking on the phone

there are 5 dudes going
getting a room or 2 down the street from where the concert is and driving home sunday.

rooms where the concert is are $600, few joints down the road they are 300

Kimi, this trip is looking better & better. Stand on the porch and wait... I'm on the way.

:drive:
SMW

Mornin (or afternoon) everyone


Mornin'

(for 12 more mins)

there are 5 dudes going
getting a room or 2 down the street from where the concert is and driving home sunday.

rooms where the concert is are $600, few joints down the road they are 300

Five dudes???? Woo Hoo!!!! This trip is sounding better and better!

~packing bags~

:)
Kimi

3 of us are single

You guys make me sick. My day's just gettin started, and all of yous are already putting a ribbon on the day. I'm beginning to think maybe I should move east so my days arent as long as they are now

3 of us are single


Me too!!! Yea!!!

:)
Kimi

You guys make me sick. My day's just gettin started, and all of yous are already putting a ribbon on the day. I'm beginning to think maybe I should move east so my days arent as long as they are now


Poor thing! You could move to Oklahoma with Mikey. You'd be in the same time zone with some of us then.

:)
Kimi

Mornin (or afternoon) everyone

How's every little thing in California this morning?

next weekend we get an extra hour sleep!!

next weekend we get an extra hour sleep!!


Wow, it's that time already? Time flies when you're in a vacuum.

:)
Kimi

Poor thing! You could move to Oklahoma with Mikey. You'd be in the same time zone with some of us then.

:)
Kimi
If they have loose women running around half naked riding scooters year round, I might consider it

Sorry, my minds in the gutter today, and will be for the next month, because I get to play General Manager, and do everything my boss used to do, which is absolutely nothing.

How's every little thing in California this morning?

Smarty,
Thats exactly the view I want to see when I wake up

If they have loose women running around half naked riding scooters year round, I might consider it

Sorry, my minds in the gutter today, and will be for the next month, because I get to play General Manager, and do everything my boss used to do, which is absolutely nothing.


You could probably find some of those women in Oklahoma, Arkansas, Texas, about anywhere. I don't know how many of them ride naked year round though. We have some wicked winter weather sometimes.

:)
Kimi

Smarty,
Thats exactly the view I want to see when I wake up

Me too, darlin... me too.

*wink*

there is a blue subaru outback with Illinois plates parked infront of my house.

You could probably find some of those women in Oklahoma, Arkansas, Texas, about anywhere. I don't know how many of them ride naked year round though. We have some wicked winter weather sometimes.

:)
Kimi

See Kimi,
Thats what makes this neck of the woods so unique. We only have one season. Wierd.

See Kimi,
Thats what makes this neck of the woods so unique. We only have one season. Wierd.


I grew up in west Texas among the mesquites and tumbleweeds. We have two seasons there.....hot and hotter w/dust bowls. I have loved living here where there are four seasons! It's beautiful here.

:)
Kimi

there is a blue subaru outback with Illinois plates parked infront of my house.

Musiq's D???

Musiq's D???


if thats the case then i want to know who D knows in a blue suburu!

:bombout:

so... i drive back to work. all the traffic lights on the main drag are out. the power here at work is out. our generator has the corridor lights on and i have a power supply/surge protector for my computer. but that only lasts like 30 mins.


IT'S PITCH DARK IN MY AREA!!!

boss is out to lunch.
if i take a half day i have to navigate my way back home on backroads and junk.

hmmmm

damn, the power came back on

damn, the power came back on

:lolhit:

Lager, you remember Fraggle Rock? They are making it into some sort of movie. I used to love that show!!

Dance your cares away
Worry's for another day
Let the music play
Down in fraggle rock!!!

perfect time to make it into a movie! years after anyone will remember it.

Snickers 2 days in a row?

I got a snickers out of the vending machine yesterday and it accidentally gave me 2. I ate one and the other one is in my desk.

*pondering*

Snickers 2 days in a row?

I got a snickers out of the vending machine yesterday and it accidentally gave me 2. I ate one and the other one is in my desk.

*pondering*


If that's the toughest decision you have to make ...... :rolleyes:

If that's the toughest decision you have to make ...... :rolleyes:


yes because it means will i pop out of these jeans at 4 or not

:lolhit:

yes because it means will i pop out of these jeans at 4 or not

:lolhit:
:slap:

so... i drive back to work. all the traffic lights on the main drag are out. the power here at work is out. our generator has the corridor lights on and i have a power supply/surge protector for my computer. but that only lasts like 30 mins.


IT'S PITCH DARK IN MY AREA!!!

boss is out to lunch.
if i take a half day i have to navigate my way back home on backroads and junk.

hmmmm

Here's what scares me... everytime the lights go out, I wonder what it would be like if they NEVER came back on. I mean like a terrorist attack wiping out the power grids or something. Just think -- how many of us would be prepared to live indefinitely without electricity? After I scare the bejezzus outta myself, I'm always greatly relieved when they come back on.

Hell, I don't even have an emergency preparedness kit or nuthin. Do y'all?

:eek:

Here's what scares me... everytime the lights go out, I wonder what it would be like if they NEVER came back on. I mean like a terrorist attack wiping out the power grids or something. Just think -- how many of us would be prepared to live indefinitely without electricity? After I scare the bejezzus outta myself, I'm always greatly relieved when they come back on.

Hell, I don't even have an emergency preparedness kit or nuthin. Do y'all?

:eek:


flashlight in my desk.
i was a boyscout, i can survive :)

Here's what scares me... everytime the lights go out, I wonder what it would be like if they NEVER came back on. I mean like a terrorist attack wiping out the power grids or something. Just think -- how many of us would be prepared to live indefinitely without electricity? After I scare the bejezzus outta myself, I'm always greatly relieved when they come back on.

Hell, I don't even have an emergency preparedness kit or nuthin. Do y'all?

:eek:


Nope sure don't.

:hahanot:

flashlight in my desk.
i was a boyscout, i can survive :)

Yeah, right... you could survive with nothing but a flashlight.

:slap:

Well, let's just hope nuthin like that ever happens.

Just think... the speakers at the drive-thru's wouldn't work. No access to the internet. No CNN. No "This is a test of the Emergency Broadcasting System. In the event of an emergency this station..."

Hell, now I've scared myself!!

:eek:

Yeah, right... you could survive with nothing but a flashlight.

:slap:

Well, let's just hope nuthin like that ever happens.

Just think... the speakers at the drive-thru's wouldn't work. No access to the internet. No CNN. No "This is a test of the Emergency Broadcasting System. In the event of an emergency this station..."

Hell, now I've scared myself!!

:eek:

Haven't you ever gone camping?

Haven't you ever gone camping?


I only camp in hotel rooms!

I dont know. Xander's gotten to that stage where he doesn't like strangers...or even his grandparents. I took him to my parents the other night and that baby clung to me like wet undies. Besides i dont think D would care too much for Corey being in our house.

:lolhit:
the clingy part might have had something to do with him being in a strange enviroment?

and if D would be less worried about me than Corey, he needs to work on his threat assessment skills:lolhit:

the clingy part might have had something to do with him being in a strange enviroment?

and if D would be less worried about me than Corey, he needs to work on his threat assessment skills:lolhit:


But he doesn't know about "pookie"...if would were to say "corey is coming over" he would said "that one corey guy?"

Get it?

:thumbs:

Here's what scares me... everytime the lights go out, I wonder what it would be like if they NEVER came back on. I mean like a terrorist attack wiping out the power grids or something. Just think -- how many of us would be prepared to live indefinitely without electricity? After I scare the bejezzus outta myself, I'm always greatly relieved when they come back on.

Hell, I don't even have an emergency preparedness kit or nuthin. Do y'all?

:eek:

an emergency preparedness kit.....what the hell is that :lolhit:

guess that should answer your question, huh?

Haven't you ever gone camping?i went camping right after Las Vegas last spring...with the xgf.

the worst part was getting up in the morning-those air mattesses are awfully close to the ground...and her Saint Bernard pouted a lot because Rocko wouldn't leave him alone.

:thumbs: an emergency preparedness kit.....what the hell is that :lolhit:

guess that should answer your question, huh?


flashlight, matches and a cell phone.

and i know i have canned food in the basement.

But he doesn't know about "pookie"...if would were to say "corey is coming over" he would said "that one corey guy?"

Get it?

:thumbs:
see what you did when you started talking?

i went camping right after Las Vegas last spring...with the xgf.

the worst part was getting up in the morning-those air mattesses are awfully close to the ground...and her Saint Bernard pouted a lot because Rocko wouldn't leave him alone.


did you find the sex to be weird? I mean on the air mattress? I always had a hard time moving on those.

:lolhit:

i went camping right after Las Vegas last spring...with the xgf.

the worst part was getting up in the morning-those air mattesses are awfully close to the ground...and her Saint Bernard pouted a lot because Rocko wouldn't leave him alone.


when i was younger i prefered to camp under the stars. most of the tents i slept in smelled too new or way too old and it drove me nuts.

did you find the sex to be weird? I mean on the air mattress? I always had a hard time moving on those.

:lolhit:


next time try baby oil:woohoo:

the clingy part might have had something to do with him being in a strange enviroment?



Also, babies and toddlers are supposed to go through that separation anxiety stage at least 3 times before they get to kindergarten age. It's a normal progression of their development. If he didn't do it, then you should worry.

:thumbs:


flashlight, matches and a cell phone.

and i know i have canned food in the basement.
whoa there, sparky.......you need a standard land line phone...NOT a cordless one, or cell (how are you gonna use it if the cell towers don't have power either).:lolhit:

whoa there, sparky.......you need a standard land line phone...NOT a cordless one, or cell (how are you gonna use it if the cell towers don't have power either).:lolhit:


smoke signals

next time try baby oil:woohoo:


i dont like that stuff in my hair!