bored?

http://www.allforums.net/showthread.php?t=21785

Could hardly crawl outta my warm bed this morning.

It's cold outside (50) and I've got a new woman boss.

Anybody gotta rope I can borrow?

:bombout:

bored?

http://www.allforums.net/showthread.php?t=21785

Not THAT freakin bored.....lol :lolhit:

Not THAT freakin bored.....lol :lolhit:
:bike:

Could hardly crawl outta my warm bed this morning.

It's cold outside (50) and I've got a new woman boss.

Anybody gotta rope I can borrow?

:bombout:

AWWWW Smarty....I'm sorry for ya....I don't have any rope, and even if I did I wouldn't give it to ya....HOWEVER...I have a supply of duct tape, in lots of pretty colors...we could duct tape her ass to her chair for about a month...would that help? :lolhit:

AWWWW Smarty....I'm sorry for ya....I don't have any rope, and even if I did I wouldn't give it to ya....HOWEVER...I have a supply of duct tape, in lots of pretty colors...we could duct tape her ass to her chair for about a month...would that help? :lolhit:

I need it before our first official staff meeting with her... MONDAY morning at 9 a.m. How uncivilized is that?

I've decided to refer to her as BIG BIRD (or BB) since her first name is a species of bird and she chirps like an old crow.

Wait'll my old bossman gets to the office this morning. I'm gonna throw myself at his feet and beg to be saved.

:mad:

:bike:

For children on the Short Bus.

Corey, yer nuts.

:banana:

SMW here is a good reason to smile!!!!!


http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b71/musiqplaya/100_0154.jpg

Could hardly crawl outta my warm bed this morning.

It's cold outside (50) and I've got a new woman boss.

Anybody gotta rope I can borrow?

:bombout:

no rope, but how about a 10' bull whip?

no rope, but how about a 10' bull whip?

HMMMM....interesting idea

SMW here is a good reason to smile!!!!!


http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b71/musiqplaya/100_0154.jpg
that's so unfair! don't make me pull out Midas' puppy pic:P

Awwwwww, thx Musiq! That happy lil face would brighten anyone's day!

no rope, but how about a 10' bull whip?


kinky

no rope, but how about a 10' bull whip?

I think she's already got one.

:(
SMW

OJ Simpson is going to write a book that discusses "what if i did it?"

and it's called "if i did it"


lmao

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/15066202/

OJ Simpson is going to write a book that discusses "what if i did it?"

and it's called "if i did it"


lmao

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/15066202/
how is his daughter, Jessica, ever going to live this one down?:lolhit:

So sorry to hear about the new woman boss. Any chance she'll be different from your other women bosses?

I like Ty's suggestion of the many-colored duct tapes.

Well, it's almost Friday. Let's get to it.

OJ Simpson is going to write a book that discusses "what if i did it?"

and it's called "if i did it"


lmao

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/15066202/

Im just going to pretend thats a fake article. It's too dumb to be true.

:rolleyes:

So sorry to hear about the new woman boss. Any chance she'll be different from your other women bosses?

I like Ty's suggestion of the many-colored duct tapes.

Well, it's almost Friday. Let's get to it.

Thanks Mama.....that duct tape comes in handy ALOT!! ;)

I'm with you.....let's get this one over with....shall we?? :drinktoth

how is his daughter, Jessica, ever going to live this one down?:lolhit:


she's getting back at him by leaving her husband and banging everyone except me.

The claws are out at my office. 2 girls got into this morning and its about to hit the fan. In all honest one needs to be put in her place and she had the lashing coming to her. But nothing will be done of it because she'll cry and the guys will just feel bad for her.

I need to work on my crying technique.

The claws are out at my office. 2 girls got into this morning and its about to hit the fan. In all honest one needs to be put in her place and she had the lashing coming to her. But nothing will be done of it because she'll cry and the guys will just feel bad for her.

I need to work on my crying technique.


*breaks out the baby oil and the camera*

*breaks out the baby oil and the camera*
that's so wrong, on so many levels.....:slap:

So sorry to hear about the new woman boss. Any chance she'll be different from your other women bosses?

I like Ty's suggestion of the many-colored duct tapes.

Well, it's almost Friday. Let's get to it.

Yeah, I was HOPING she'd be different, but her reputation preceeds her. I've yet to meet the woman, but she's already making big decisions about my assignments. Funny thing is... while we were at the going-away lunch for the bossman, I sat next to one of his senior staff members (also female and also with a rep for being a badass) and she wants me to come work for her!! At least I like her better and she's always been pleasant to ME, but she works on another floor and with the nature of her work, I'd be pretty much in 'exile' from everyone else. If the bossman can't take me with him (and I don't hold out much hope he can), I'll have to think about which is the lesser of two evils... or just jump out there and transfer to a whole 'nuther section where I'd really be takin my chances. Of course my other option is to sit it out and wait to see how this new woman plays out before I do anything. That's prob the safest alternative... and gonna be the hardest to do.

Ain't life interesting sometimes?

:rolleyes:

that's so wrong, on so many levels.....:slap:


Um yeah! One is like 50 something and the other is only one organ from being a guy. Nothing you'd want to see.

and if any of you are 50 something please dont take my comment as bad....you'd have to see her to understand why i spoke of her age.

Hello all hope your days have been going well. I have been so freakin busy its no longer funny! Big kisses. Any ladies in need of a pedicure!?

and if any of you are 50 something please dont take my comment as bad....you'd have to see her to understand why i spoke of her age.

I wont take offense to that, but I'm not a lady either

I've been in the twilight zone this week. Truck is broke, too cold to ride Ruby, relationship is down the toilet.....

~putting nipple on Bailey's bottle~

Somebody give me a hug!!!

:(
Kimi

Hello all hope your days have been going well. I have been so freakin busy its no longer funny! Big kisses. Any ladies in need of a pedicure!?


~jumping up and down~ ME!! ME!!!!

Hiya Feetie!

:)
Kimi

and if any of you are 50 something please dont take my comment as bad....you'd have to see her to understand why i spoke of her age.


None taken. Xander is absolutely perfect, little mama!!

:)
Kimi

I've been in the twilight zone this week. Truck is broke, too cold to ride Ruby, relationship is down the toilet.....

~putting nipple on Bailey's bottle~

Somebody give me a hug!!!

:(
Kimi

((((((((((((((((((((((((KIMI)))))))))))))))))))))) ))

I've definitely missed you g/f!!!!! Welcome back to reality :drinktoth

((((((((((((((((((((((((KIMI)))))))))))))))))))))) ))

I've definitely missed you g/f!!!!! Welcome back to reality :drinktoth


Thanks for big hug, Ty! Sure needed that and thanks for missing me!! Reality pretty much bites right now, but it's got to be faced!

((((((((((((((((((((((((((((TY)))))))))))))))))))) ))))))

:)
Kimi

I've been in the twilight zone this week. Truck is broke, too cold to ride Ruby, relationship is down the toilet.....

~putting nipple on Bailey's bottle~

Somebody give me a hug!!!

:(
Kimi

Hell, g/f... you need more than a hug. So do I... wanna blow these joints (*koff*) and go get drunk today?

:mad:

I've been in the twilight zone this week. Truck is broke, too cold to ride Ruby, relationship is down the toilet.....

~putting nipple on Bailey's bottle~

Somebody give me a hug!!!

:(
Kimi

It's never too cold to ride, it it?

Big giant hug

Hi Kimi. welcome back

Hello all hope your days have been going well. I have been so freakin busy its no longer funny! Big kisses. Any ladies in need of a pedicure!?

Sorry you've been so busy, darlin. Y'all hiring??

:)
SMW

((((Feets))))

Yeah, I was HOPING she'd be different, but her reputation preceeds her. I've yet to meet the woman, but she's already making big decisions about my assignments. Funny thing is... while we were at the going-away lunch for the bossman, I sat next to one of his senior staff members (also female and also with a rep for being a badass) and she wants me to come work for her!! At least I like her better and she's always been pleasant to ME, but she works on another floor and with the nature of her work, I'd be pretty much in 'exile' from everyone else. If the bossman can't take me with him (and I don't hold out much hope he can), I'll have to think about which is the lesser of two evils... or just jump out there and transfer to a whole 'nuther section where I'd really be takin my chances. Of course my other option is to sit it out and wait to see how this new woman plays out before I do anything. That's prob the safest alternative... and gonna be the hardest to do.

Ain't life interesting sometimes?

:rolleyes:

Life is definitely interesting, Smartie. I'm sure you'll figure it out. Maybe the new boss will be a "hand off" type of person. One can only hope.

((((Smartie))))

Sorry you've been so busy, darlin. Y'all hiring??

:)
SMW

((((Feets))))


Hell yes we are baby. You can come be my Para-Professional in my classroom. WOO HOO!! Bring it on baby!

Okay line up for pedicures!

and if any of you are 50 something please dont take my comment as bad....you'd have to see her to understand why i spoke of her age.
:hahanot: :hahanot: :hahanot: :hahanot: :hahanot:

wow.

maybe i should auction off one of my vacation days.

some of you could use it :)

Hell, g/f... you need more than a hug. So do I... wanna blow these joints (*koff*) and go get drunk today?

:mad:

You betcha! You'll have to come get me though. Peanut (truck) is in the shop and at a shop where I'll have to pay for it. Of course, I've 'paid' for it at my old shop in ways other than money, if you get my drift and I know you do.

My sister's trying to get me to move back to Texas. This is the first time in 14 years that I'm even toying with the idea.

(((((((((((((((((((((((((Smarty))))))))))))))))))) ))))))

:)
Kimi

It's never too cold to ride, it it?

Big giant hug

Hi Kimi. welcome back

Spoken like a true Californian!

:cool:
SMW

I've been in the twilight zone this week. Truck is broke, too cold to ride Ruby, relationship is down the toilet.....

~putting nipple on Bailey's bottle~

Somebody give me a hug!!!

:(
Kimi


KIMI!!!!!

Good to see ya, but sorry you're going through so much right now. Darn boyfriend. He's just not smart enough to appreciate you.

Hang in there, sweetie!

http://rrr.kimcm.dk/forum/images/smiles/hug.gif

It's never too cold to ride, it it?

Big giant hug

Hi Kimi. welcome back

I don't want my fingers to freeze around the grips and I don't like being cold, so today isn't a good day to ride.

Thanks for the big giant hug, Ride! Greatly appreciated and it sure is nice to be among folks who like me just the way I am.......

((((((((((((((((((((Ride))))))))))))))))))))

:)
Kimi

Spoken like a true Californian!

:cool:
SMW


LOL!

Hell yes we are baby. You can come be my Para-Professional in my classroom. WOO HOO!! Bring it on baby!

Okay line up for pedicures!

I don't particularly enjoy the company of rugrats... esp teenage ones. ESP ones with problems bigger than mine. Guess I'll have to stick it out here and see what happens.

*wiggles toes at Feetie*

Brightass slut red, please.

:)
SMW

KIMI!!!!!

He's just not smart enough to appreciate you.


http://rrr.kimcm.dk/forum/images/smiles/hug.gif


Darn tootin' - that pretty much says it all, Mary! Glad to be back and thanks for the welcome!!

((((((((((Mary)))))))))))))

:)
Kimi

wow.

maybe i should auction off one of my vacation days.

some of you could use it :)


Ill take it. I used all my vacation during my maternity leave. Apparently you must take all vacation days you have before you can "start" maternity leave. So I had 11 days but now I have none and I don't get any back until the end of April.

:hahanot:

Good thing I come to work sick or not huh?

Ill take it. I used all my vacation during my maternity leave. Apparently you must take all vacation days you have before you can "start" maternity leave. So I had 11 days but now I have none and I don't get any back until the end of April.

:hahanot:

Good thing I come to work sick or not huh?


i have 12 days to use before dec. 31.

i have 12 days to use before dec. 31.


Funny thing is though if I do have vacation days its really hard for me to use them because of all the work I have piled on me. I have to schedule it around everyone else because others just cant seem to do my job. Ok by me, its the company who gets fined when my work aint done.

:thumbs:

i have 12 days to use before dec. 31.
I have 16!

:lolhit:

I have about 12 of sick & vac... but ours rollover to the next year. Besides the fact that we accrue .8 days for every pay period. I could use a month off about now.

Click here: http://www.youtube.com/v/-HlaVpqUXF0

Click here: http://www.youtube.com/v/-HlaVpqUXF0

I saw that stuff on the news the other day and yes, it's pretty scary.

~shiver~

Kimi

I saw that stuff on the news the other day and yes, it's pretty scary.

~shiver~

Kimi

Still think a sandy parking lot is the solution.

:rant:

The clip didn't play for me. probably a work network issue

But I ain't gonna tell... at least until the first week of November.

Wanna hint?

Two (in)famous posters hereabouts are hookin up and will be appearing together at an event to be nationally televised.

Stay tuned for more details.

:D

But I ain't gonna tell... at least until the first week of November.

Wanna hint?

Two (in)famous posters hereabouts are hookin up and will be appearing together at an event to be nationally televised.

Stay tuned for more details.

:D


someone is going to game 7 of the world series?

Click here: http://www.youtube.com/v/-HlaVpqUXF0


It's sad that its just pasted down like that. Those children have not a chance to see anything different.

:mad:

But I ain't gonna tell... at least until the first week of November.

Wanna hint?

Two (in)famous posters hereabouts are hookin up and will be appearing together at an event to be nationally televised.

Stay tuned for more details.

:D

I hate secrets! tell me tell me tell me!

someone is going to game 7 of the world series?

But no cigar.

BT and fool are going to a football game?

I hate secrets! tell me tell me tell me!

So do I, sweetcheeks, but we needed something to break up the gloom & doom around here. And this is REAL news. Just can't tell it yet.

:hahanot:

So do I, sweetcheeks, but we needed something to break up the gloom & doom around here. And this is REAL news. Just can't tell it yet.

:hahanot:


is that another hint?

BT and fool are going to a football game?

Not likely. But then again, I ain't gonna admit it even if you guess right! (and you won't)

:p

does it have anything to do with me and the macy's thanksgiving day parade?











i sure as hell hope not

Somebody's going to a Cowboys game?

Somebody's going to a Cowboys game?


oh, i was thinking it was gonna be something fun

oh, i was thinking it was gonna be something fun

That's funny!:lolhit:

So do I, sweetcheeks, but we needed something to break up the gloom & doom around here. And this is REAL news. Just can't tell it yet.

:hahanot:


CMA awards????

If so, hope the 2 see keith urban. He's a hottie!

CMA awards????

If so, hope the 2 see keith urban. He's a hottie!


lmao

i'd rather go to a cowboys game

lmao

i'd rather go to a cowboys game


I'm not the biggest fan of country music but I'm not opposed to it either. I would love to go to any music award show though. I could be seat filler!

:lolhit:

Not likely. But then again, I ain't gonna admit it even if you guess right! (and you won't)

:p

OK OK OK ..... I'll spill it......Me and Smarty made the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader squad and will be front and center for the next home game :D :woohoo:

I'm not the biggest fan of country music but I'm not opposed to it either. I would love to go to any music award show though. I could be seat filler!

:lolhit:

Listening to Keith as we speak.....errr...ummmm, type ;)

OK OK OK ..... I'll spill it......Me and Smarty made the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader squad and will be front and center for the next home game :D :woohoo:


LMAO! Oh, I mean....of course you did!! Woo Hoo!!

:)
Kimi

LMAO! Oh, I mean....of course you did!! Woo Hoo!!

:)
Kimi

Whatchoo laughin at?? It COULD happen.....assuming all the judges were deaf, dumb and blind ;)

Calories that don't count ...........

Dieting is a lot easier when you factor in recently determined calorie counting principles. The following are calories that don't count:

CUSTOM MADE FOOD: Anything somebody made "just for you" must be eaten regardless of the calories because to do otherwise would be rude. But don't worry, because the calories don't count.

FOOD EATEN QUICKLY: If you are rushed through a meal, the entire meal doesn't count. Conversely, if you have ordered something fattening and now regret it, you can minimize its calories by gulping it down.

OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD: A chocolate mousse that you did not order has no calories. Therefore, have your companion order dessert and you taste half of it.

INGREDIENTS IN COOKING: Chocolate chips are fattening. So are chocolate chip cookies! However, chocolate chips eaten while making chocolate chip cookies have no calories whatsoever. Therefore, make chocolate chip cookies often but don't eat them.

LEFTOVERS: An extra hamburger, a hotdog butt, half a Twinkie, anything intended for the garbage has no calories regardless of what happens to it in the kitchen.

TV FOOD: Anything eaten in front of a TV has no calories. This may have something to do with the radiation leakage, which negates not only the calories in the food but also all recollection of having eaten it. In fact, entire " no-calories dinners" are now manufactured and frozen for this purpose.

ANYTHING SMALLER THAN ONE INCH: contains no calories to speak of. For example, chocolate kisses, cubes of cheese, or maraschino cherries.

CHILDREN'S FOOD: Anything purchased, produced or intended for minors is calorie-free when eaten by adults. This category covers a wide range, beginning with a spoonful of baby tapioca-consumed for demonstration purposes-up to and including cookies baked and sent to college.

CHARITABLE FOODS: Girl Scout cookies, bake sale cookies, ice cream socials and church strawberry festivals all have a religious dispensation from calories. I heard this last Sunday.

LEFT-HANDED FOOD: If you have a drink in your right hand, anything eaten with the other hand has no calories.

AND LAST, FOOD ON FOOT: All food eaten while standing has no calories. Exactly why is not clear, but the current theory relates to gravity. The calories apparently bypass the stomach flowing directly down the legs and through the soles of the feet into the floor. Walking seems to accelerate this process, so that a frozen custard or hotdog eaten at a carnival actually has a calorie deficit

So, there you have it! Enjoy!

:)
Kimi

Calories that don't count ...........

Dieting is a lot easier when you factor in recently determined calorie counting principles. The following are calories that don't count:

CUSTOM MADE FOOD: Anything somebody made "just for you" must be eaten regardless of the calories because to do otherwise would be rude. But don't worry, because the calories don't count.

FOOD EATEN QUICKLY: If you are rushed through a meal, the entire meal doesn't count. Conversely, if you have ordered something fattening and now regret it, you can minimize its calories by gulping it down.

OTHER PEOPLE'S FOOD: A chocolate mousse that you did not order has no calories. Therefore, have your companion order dessert and you taste half of it.

INGREDIENTS IN COOKING: Chocolate chips are fattening. So are chocolate chip cookies! However, chocolate chips eaten while making chocolate chip cookies have no calories whatsoever. Therefore, make chocolate chip cookies often but don't eat them.

LEFTOVERS: An extra hamburger, a hotdog butt, half a Twinkie, anything intended for the garbage has no calories regardless of what happens to it in the kitchen.

TV FOOD: Anything eaten in front of a TV has no calories. This may have something to do with the radiation leakage, which negates not only the calories in the food but also all recollection of having eaten it. In fact, entire " no-calories dinners" are now manufactured and frozen for this purpose.

ANYTHING SMALLER THAN ONE INCH: contains no calories to speak of. For example, chocolate kisses, cubes of cheese, or maraschino cherries.

CHILDREN'S FOOD: Anything purchased, produced or intended for minors is calorie-free when eaten by adults. This category covers a wide range, beginning with a spoonful of baby tapioca-consumed for demonstration purposes-up to and including cookies baked and sent to college.

CHARITABLE FOODS: Girl Scout cookies, bake sale cookies, ice cream socials and church strawberry festivals all have a religious dispensation from calories. I heard this last Sunday.

LEFT-HANDED FOOD: If you have a drink in your right hand, anything eaten with the other hand has no calories.

AND LAST, FOOD ON FOOT: All food eaten while standing has no calories. Exactly why is not clear, but the current theory relates to gravity. The calories apparently bypass the stomach flowing directly down the legs and through the soles of the feet into the floor. Walking seems to accelerate this process, so that a frozen custard or hotdog eaten at a carnival actually has a calorie deficit

So, there you have it! Enjoy!

:)
Kimi



LOVE IT!

:thumbs:

Whatchoo laughin at?? It COULD happen.....assuming all the judges were deaf, dumb and blind ;)


I think there should be a cheerleading squad for girls like us. We'd be a whole lot more fun to hang out with than the prissy pants they have now, don't you agree? Besides, WE have pool boys to tend to us while we're 'working'.

:)
Kimi

Whassup with this? Revenge for global warming???

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/10/19/national/main2104642.shtml

Whassup with this? Revenge for global warming???

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2006/10/19/national/main2104642.shtml


Something's going on with the sea creatures.....how freaky!

eversince the hugray killed that faggy croc hunter. people in austrailia have been mutalating other hugrays. (yeah i typed hugrays, they aren't cute and cuddly creatures) :oP

they are getting back!

eversince the hugray killed that faggy croc hunter. people in austrailia have been mutalating other hugrays. (yeah i typed hugrays, they aren't cute and cuddly creatures) :oP

they are getting back!


don't call Steve faggy

:slap:

Whats so freaky about it?
It's another story the news cant get right, and I cant believe they printed the comments from the Marine Biologist

don't call Steve faggy

:slap:


croakies!!!!

Whats so freaky about it?
It's another story the news cant get right, and I cant believe they printed the comments from the Marine Biologist


What's the right story? I just now heard about it (told you I've been in the twilight zone).

Kimi

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/1629/notice011kezs0.jpg

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/5351/funny14fv9.jpg

Um yeah! One is like 50 something and the other is only one organ from being a guy. Nothing you'd want to see.

i'll take your word for it..i trust you.

I've been in the twilight zone this week. Truck is broke, too cold to ride Ruby, relationship is down the toilet.....

~putting nipple on Bailey's bottle~

Somebody give me a hug!!!

:(
Kimi
you poor thing! things will get better:flowers:

Serious question

Anyone here suffer from complusive disorder?? Because I do.

:(

you poor thing! things will get better:flowers:


Thanks, Mikey!! How's things with you?

:)
Kimi

someone is going to game 7 of the world series?
there won't be a game 7...smart money is on a sweep.:thumbs:

Serious question

Anyone here suffer from complusive disorder?? Because I do.

:(


not that i know of

(hits return 3 times before clicking submit reply)

Serious question

Anyone here suffer from complusive disorder?? Because I do.

:(

no you don't-you're nowhere near crazy. trust me, i've seen it up close & personal:(

there won't be a game 7...smart money is on a sweep.:thumbs:



good. the sooner it's over the better.
all of the teams i would want to see are long gone.

Thanks, Mikey!! How's things with you?

:)
Kimi
better for me than for you...no one's ever tried to talk me into moving to TX:lolhit:

better for me than for you...no one's ever tried to talk me into moving to TX:lolhit:


:woohoo:

Serious question

Anyone here suffer from complusive disorder?? Because I do.

:(

I don't have it, but watched an mTV special about it over the weekend. One lady had to count to eight everytime she came into a room.

(12345678)

What's yours? Maybe we can help?

:hahanot:

I don't have it, but watched an mTV special about it over the weekend. One lady had to count to eight everytime she came into a room.

(12345678)

What's yours? Maybe we can help?

:hahanot:


she has to say my name 5 times before getting out of the shower.