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Musiq_notes
09-20-2006, 11:20 AM
Buffy??

I got Xander covered.

:-)

D was watching Buffy this morning on TV. It was the very first episode. I'm thinking he got the name Xander off that show.

:D

TylerBabe
09-20-2006, 11:21 AM
It's in the mail, Ty.

*koff*

Yeah, RIIIIIGHT...I've heard that one before! :rolleyes:

TylerBabe
09-20-2006, 11:22 AM
Same ole Fool!!!

Frogger
09-20-2006, 11:26 AM
Holy shit, Batman! It's a kaffeeklatsch. Haven't seem one of them since the Doonesbury Hotbuttons board shut down.

feelfeetrule
09-20-2006, 11:29 AM
Pedicures all around!!!

smartmouthwoman
09-20-2006, 11:36 AM
Holy shit, Batman! It's a kaffeeklatsch. Haven't seem one of them since the Doonesbury Hotbuttons board shut down.

Good, glad it closed down... waaaay too deep for me!

Nice to 'meet' ya, Froggie. And agree with what you said about the 9/11 movie. Too early for me as well. Kids! Whatcha gonna do?

:)
SMW

msmary
09-20-2006, 11:37 AM
Saw you on one of the other threads...you in New Yawk or in Miami today?

Yeah, we like coffee, but we like booze better!:drinktoth

smartmouthwoman
09-20-2006, 11:37 AM
Whew ! It was a close one.I still am at a loss for why I can't
Post on Romance.Butt the thingy is,all any a yuz had ta dude
was what I did.
IM Me.
Well,I guess i ain't as poplar as some trees in fall.
Fate wasn't gonna keep is apart too long.
Fate can sometimes bees real Nice.
Fools can sometimes Bees Real Nice,too.
Doncha tink ?
I mised You and the crowd pretty mush.
Not like Mush at the orphanage,butts close.

But I did try to email you... twice I believe! Do you ever check your Yahoo email?

*taps foot*

feelfeetrule
09-20-2006, 11:42 AM
I like this one cooler stuff:woohoo:

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 11:48 AM
Pedicures all around!!!


~wiggling toes~

I'm first!!!!!

:flowers: For you, Feetie!

:)
Kimi

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 11:49 AM
Yeah, we like coffee, but we like booze better!:drinktoth[/QUOTE]


And I get accused of steering Mary down the un-righteous path!

:)
Kimi

msmary
09-20-2006, 11:54 AM
I was completely innocent, til I hooked up with youse guys on this board.:rolleyes:

Come on! Let's go on a road trip.

:drive:

TylerBabe
09-20-2006, 11:57 AM
I was completely innocent, til I hooked up with youse guys on this board.:rolleyes:

Come on! Let's go on a road trip.

:drive:

LMFAOOOOO...you are sooooooooNOT as innocent as you lead the folks to believe!! :drinktoth

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 12:03 PM
All of you need to come to Arkansas next week for the bike rally! Mary, there's your road trip....I'll have the drinks waiting!

:)
Kimi

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 12:04 PM
I was completely innocent, til I hooked up with youse guys on this board.:rolleyes:

Come on! Let's go on a road trip.

:drive:

Whatever.................................!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!

:lolhit:

msmary
09-20-2006, 12:04 PM
I'll head out there this Friday.

By the way, are there cute bikers?

:corn:

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 12:06 PM
I'll head out there this Friday.

By the way, are there cute bikers?

:corn:


Cute, studly, handsome, crazy, fun.....kinda like our pool boys, only in leather!

:woohoo:

:)
Kimi

LionelHutz
09-20-2006, 12:09 PM
It's like sitting alone at a big table in a busy restaurant, and a woman comes over and asks if she can sit with you because there are no other tables, and before you know it you're sitting with six women talking about their sex lives.

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 12:12 PM
Hope you enjoy the conversation Lionel....we've only just begun!!

:)
Kimi

hclager
09-20-2006, 12:13 PM
I take it you like the new place!

:cat: :corn:

Now if only Fool could find us! heh heh.


now why would you want to ruin a good thing?

msmary
09-20-2006, 12:13 PM
Would you like us to discuss our sex lives for ya?

Smarty first! ;)

hclager
09-20-2006, 12:17 PM
Ok how does this work? We get smileys????

:woohoo:


yup :bike:

smartmouthwoman
09-20-2006, 12:24 PM
*crickets chirping*

Foolsworth
09-20-2006, 12:25 PM
now why would you want to ruin a good thing?

Hay,dats no way to wring in a nude fOOl.
Howdy Dowdy

hclager
09-20-2006, 12:27 PM
i'm off friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. no real reason. can't cough up the cash for a vacation so i gotta use up vacation days beforehte end of the year.

hclager
09-20-2006, 12:28 PM
good boards have the ignore user feature

Foolsworth
09-20-2006, 12:29 PM
But I did try to email you... twice I believe! Do you ever check your Yahoo email?

*taps foot*

Hmmmm,what do you meanie " try ".? I mean,that sounds
like ... ' Well I tried out my First kiiss on an Orange,And it
spit out seeds.' Same damn thingy.

hclager
09-20-2006, 12:32 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y27/b_ezee/smilies/FatGuy03.gif

smartmouthwoman
09-20-2006, 12:33 PM
good boards have the ignore user feature

Ignore AND Buddy lists. This way you can ignore both your enemies AND your friends... all in the same place!

:banana:

msmary
09-20-2006, 12:40 PM
I want one!

:corn: :corn:

hclager
09-20-2006, 12:41 PM
I want one!

:corn: :corn:

i stole it :)

hclager
09-20-2006, 12:42 PM
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/4192/alone4hcgb2.gif

hclager
09-20-2006, 12:44 PM
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7706/jail2cz5.jpg

hclager
09-20-2006, 12:45 PM
i dig these kinda boards

hclager
09-20-2006, 12:52 PM
http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/8276/louxa2.jpg

msmary
09-20-2006, 12:54 PM
You have the coolest smilies!

:cool:

hclager
09-20-2006, 12:55 PM
You have the coolest smilies!

:cool:


when i have more time ... i'll explain how to post 'em ... finding them is another story.

msmary
09-20-2006, 01:00 PM
Is that your doggie? Very cute!

Okay, folks, we need a discussion going here. Who's gonna be "aufed" on Project Runway tonight? Any predictions?:drive:

silverbulletkc
09-20-2006, 01:09 PM
By the way...just to let you newcomers know...yes, there is a buddy and ignore list. You just haven't found it yet

Click on FAQ, then on User Maintenance, then look for the the Buddy/Ignor list section, click on it, and it tells you how to set that up. Hope this helps!

msmary
09-20-2006, 01:29 PM
And Lager, I think I figured it out...

http://rrr.kimcm.dk/forum/images/smiles/eek2.gif



http://rrr.kimcm.dk/forum/images/smiles/mexican%20wave.gif

http://rrr.kimcm.dk/forum/images/smiles/bath.gif

Musiq_notes
09-20-2006, 01:31 PM
How did you get your avatar? I tried 50 million times to upload one and it never works even if I reduce its size.

Help me!

:confused:

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 01:35 PM
And Lager, I think I figured it out...

http://rrr.kimcm.dk/forum/images/smiles/eek2.gif



http://rrr.kimcm.dk/forum/images/smiles/mexican%20wave.gif

http://rrr.kimcm.dk/forum/images/smiles/bath.gif

So, are you gonna share???? *hic* Nice lunch, btw!

:)
Kimi

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 01:51 PM
With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is
worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went
unnoticed last week.


Larry LaPrise, the man that wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the
age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the
coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.


Shut up. You know it's funny.

Nacirema Diputs
09-20-2006, 01:51 PM
Hope you don't mind if I make myself at home.

I'll just put these in some water for now...

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m20/naciremadiputs/RoseProject2.jpg

Nacirema Diputs
09-20-2006, 01:58 PM
They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.


Shut up. You know it's funny.

Now that ders funny. I don't care who ya are. lol

I about fell outta my chair on that one Kimi.

smartmouthwoman
09-20-2006, 01:58 PM
Hope you don't mind if I make myself at home.

I'll just put these in some water for now...

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m20/naciremadiputs/RoseProject2.jpg

Thx for finding us. Yeah, yesterday was like the last straw for Yahell... half of us couldn't even access their crappy new boards. Hope you'll come visit when ya can!

:)
SMW

smartmouthwoman
09-20-2006, 01:59 PM
Oh yeah, and thx for the roses! They're awesome!!

*sniff sniff*

And smell good too!!

smartmouthwoman
09-20-2006, 02:01 PM
How did you get your avatar? I tried 50 million times to upload one and it never works even if I reduce its size.

Help me!

:confused:

Go to the User Control Panel (top left on tool bar) to upload stuff. Not sure how HL got all those BIG pics on since I haven't tried that yet, but it's easy as pie to add the avatars.

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 02:02 PM
A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of their first stops was the breeding bull exhibit. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 52 times last year."

The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "See ... He mated 52 times last year? ...once-a-week."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 125 times last year."

The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached th! at said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, that's once-a-DAY. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask h im if it was with the same cow."

NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and the doctors say after months of rehab and a couple more operations he will be ok

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 02:03 PM
Glad you enjoyed it & thanks for the flowers!! I've seen your work over at yahell. Nice!

:)
Kimi

Nacirema Diputs
09-20-2006, 02:08 PM
Thx for finding us. Yeah, yesterday was like the last straw for Yahell... half of us couldn't even access their crappy new boards. Hope you'll come visit when ya can!

:)
SMW

Finding ya'll was easy... You left a very clear trail of breadcrumbs and M&Ms.

I posted a message on T&P about the move in case anyone goes looking for you guys. There are a lot of displaced Yahooligans looking for new homes. Tulips followed up my post with the link to this thread as well, so maybe a few of the lost ones will find their way over here to ya'll.

Besides, this forum is much cooler! I don't know why yahoo wouldn't allow pictures to be posted. It takes all the fun out of forums!

Nacirema Diputs
09-20-2006, 02:14 PM
Not sure how HL got all those BIG pics on since I haven't tried that yet, but it's easy as pie to add the avatars.

Pictures larger than 100 pixels by 100 pixels can only be inserted into the body of the message. To do that use the "Insert Image" button located on the toolbar at the top of the messaging screen. I believe it looks like a mountain inside a square, but its located immediately under the "Undo" button. Once you click on the button to insert a picture it will bring up a window asking you to enter the URL location for the image.

If anyone here is familar with MySpace.com, the features here work just like the the forums in their groups section.

Nacirema Diputs
09-20-2006, 02:18 PM
Glad you enjoyed it & thanks for the flowers!! I've seen your work over at yahell. Nice!

:)
Kimi

Thank you Kimi!

Have a Pink Elephant! I bet you thought there was no such thing as a Pink Elephant, huh?

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m20/naciremadiputs/pinkelephant.jpg

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 02:32 PM
Have a Pink Elephant! I bet you thought there was no such thing as a Pink Elephant, huh?



Only when I've been drinking.....*hic*

:)
Kimi

smartmouthwoman
09-20-2006, 02:32 PM
Yeah, the ability to post pics is kewl! Two other things I really like about this place... no puffy pink lips or butt ads (in fact, no ads at all!) AND they have moderators! Just imagine, there's actually a human being you can talk to if ya wanna! If you go to the members list, it's obvious they do sometimes BAN people. Unlike Yahoo where all your attempts to communicate with them go into big black holes and sometimes (but not always) result in someone's ID mysteriously vanishing. Somehow, it seems much more 'civil' here... less places for trolls to run and hide.

:)
SMW

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 02:37 PM
LMAO! no puffy pink lips or butt ads, indeed!!!!

:)
Kimi

smartmouthwoman
09-20-2006, 02:43 PM
Kimi, ya need to go out on the net and find ya a pic of Ruby! (Unless you've got one of you on Ruby to post!)

Foolsworth
09-20-2006, 02:52 PM
Moderators..eh ?
That's spells trouble,no matter how ya cut it.
Like,what's a Moderator gotta do wits a bunch of
words.As long as no one threatens,cuz,they have a profanity
feature.Or discloses personal infor.
Or gives out Kelly's latest Casserole recipe.
Or places bets.
Or tries to sell puppies.
Or back sass's their Boss,behind a Post.
Or tries to horn-in on My Posts.
Or wears Horns when they post.
Or blows th'orn after they reply.
Or...well,just dat too... Whore'n around too mush !

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 02:54 PM
I swear, you've got a camera on me, dontcha???? I JUST found one that's exact! I'm trying to figure it out....

:)
Kimi

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 02:55 PM
LMAO! Good to see you, Fool........

:)
Kimi

smartmouthwoman
09-20-2006, 02:57 PM
Moderators..eh ?
That's spells trouble,no matter how ya cut it.
Like,what's a Moderator gotta do wits a bunch of
words.As long as no one threatens,cuz,they have a profanity
feature.Or discloses personal infor.
Or gives out Kelly's latest Casserole recipe.
Or places bets.
Or tries to sell puppies.
Or back sass's their Boss,behind a Post.
Or tries to horn-in on My Posts.
Or wears Horns when they post.
Or blows th'orn after they reply.
Or...well,just dat too... Whore'n around too mush !

I ain't scared, Fool and you shouldn't be either. I gotcha back, dumplin.

:)
SMW

smartmouthwoman
09-20-2006, 02:58 PM
Kewl! Get her posted.

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 03:01 PM
I've saved it, but when I try to resize it to 100 x 100 pixels, I end up with just the back tire?????????

Can you help?

:)
Kimi

Foolsworth
09-20-2006, 03:01 PM
LMAO! Good to see you, Fool........

:)
Kimi
What does ms stand for.?
And don't say madame sweets !

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 03:04 PM
.......as in Ms. Kimi

Foolsworth
09-20-2006, 03:04 PM
I've saved it, but when I try to resize it to 100 x 100 pixels, I end up with just the back tire?????????

Can you help?

:)
Kimi

How about a nice big pic of Ruby.
BTW,what does Ty meanie bye { " same ole fool " }.?
I wasn't ole even when I was young and mastered
the cha cha .

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 03:06 PM
How about a nice big pic of Ruby.
BTW,what does Ty meanie bye { " same ole fool " }.?
I wasn't ole even when I was young and mastered
the cha cha .


I think she meant it in the nicest way.....*koff*

:)
Kimi

Foolsworth
09-20-2006, 03:06 PM
.......as in Ms. Kimi

Yeah,I Missed ya.Ya dint have ta goad and make an
" id " oughta...dough.

Foolsworth
09-20-2006, 03:09 PM
I think she meant it in the nicest way.....*koff*

:)
Kimi

She's sittin next to ya,and blew smoke in yer face *koff*.?
She learnt dat trick from Kelly,I bets.

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 03:13 PM
Yeah,I Missed ya.Ya dint have ta goad and make an
" id " oughta...dough.

LMAO!

Frogger
09-20-2006, 03:13 PM
Saw you on one of the other threads...you in New Yawk or in Miami today?

Yeah, we like coffee, but we like booze better!:drinktoth


I'm on Long Island today. Leaving for Australia and New Zealand next month and then going to Pompano Beach right after the new year. Will be there until the weather warms up again on Long Island.

Foolsworth
09-20-2006, 03:17 PM
I'm on Long Island today. Leaving for Australia and New Zealand next month and then going to Pompano Beach right after the new year. Will be there until the weather warms up again on Long Island.
My college Frosh Roomate was from Staten Island.
A lot of New Yorkers went to Dayton U.
I believe those New Yorkers were braggin the drinkin age
was 16 for all booze,back in '71.

smartmouthwoman
09-20-2006, 03:19 PM
Is it a paintbrush pic? That's what mine was and I just kept reducing it by the standard size (in the tool bar option--reduce image)

You can always save it as a jpg.

smartmouthwoman
09-20-2006, 03:20 PM
She's sittin next to ya,and blew smoke in yer face *koff*.?
She learnt dat trick from Kelly,I bets.

You can ease up on her, Fool cuz she's too busy these days to come out and play (or cook for that matter -- which is a GOOD thing!)

Sooooo, who you gonna pick on now?

Nacirema Diputs
09-20-2006, 03:30 PM
I've saved it, but when I try to resize it to 100 x 100 pixels, I end up with just the back tire?????????

Can you help?

:)
Kimi

Make sure you are using the resize tool and not a cropping tool.

That sounds like its just cropping the last 100x100 pixels rather than reducing the image to 100x100 pixels.

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 03:31 PM
I found it on the "images" in yahoo, saved it to my pics, and tried to upload it here, but the size was wrong. When I re-size it, I only get part of the pic and I'm not schooled enough to figure out what to do next, or if there is anything I can do.

:(
Kimi

smartmouthwoman
09-20-2006, 03:39 PM
What did you save it as, Kimi? Try saving it in Paintbrush.

smartmouthwoman
09-20-2006, 03:40 PM
Yeah, what DRG said. :)

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 03:41 PM
Okay - I'll try what ya'll said......

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 03:48 PM
OKIE DOKIE..........here's Ruby!!!

:)
Kimi

smartmouthwoman
09-20-2006, 03:48 PM
Good job, Kimi!

*ruddin ruddin*

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 03:49 PM
Ruddin, ruddin....I changed my message too *wink*

:)
Kimi

smartmouthwoman
09-20-2006, 03:50 PM
Y'all have a good 'un!

:drive:

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 03:54 PM
You too, Smarty.....we're over the hump now!

:)
Kimi

TylerBabe
09-20-2006, 04:10 PM
Wednesday started out great and Thursday is looking even better now!! :woohoo:

Musiq_notes
09-20-2006, 04:14 PM
Ok I think i got an Avatar now.....

*waits patiently*:@@:

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 04:20 PM
Wednesday started out great and Thursday is looking even better now!! :woohoo:


:woohoo: :drinktoth

Here's to ya, girlfriend!!!

:)
Kimi

MrsKimi
09-20-2006, 04:21 PM
I like that Musiq...did you see Ruby on mine?

:)
Kimi

TylerBabe
09-20-2006, 04:40 PM
:woohoo: :drinktoth

Here's to ya, girlfriend!!!

:)
Kimi

Thanks g/f......I REALLY need to call you sometime soon. I have LOTS to tell you. Are you gonna be home and available tonight? Might be around 8 or so.

hclager
09-20-2006, 05:11 PM
it's my brother's dog .. but i feed and walk it ... go figure



Is that your doggie? Very cute!

Okay, folks, we need a discussion going here. Who's gonna be "aufed" on Project Runway tonight? Any predictions?:drive:

hclager
09-20-2006, 05:13 PM
How did you get your avatar? I tried 50 million times to upload one and it never works even if I reduce its size.

Help me!

:confused:


lol ummm i just used one that someone made for me on another board

msmary
09-20-2006, 05:38 PM
Glad you could join us on these boards.

http://rrr.kimcm.dk/forum/images/smiles/i'm%20with%20stupid.gif


You don't know how much we've missed having you around.

hclager
09-20-2006, 07:12 PM
you are all gonna disappear overnight too?


someone gotta notify the old night crew.

smartmouthwoman
09-21-2006, 08:49 AM
Me & Mary got scared there for a minute when we thought we broke this board.

Whew! Glad to see it's back up!

Maybe we should all buy us a writing pad, some envelopes and book of stamps just in case, eh?

:)
SMW

P.S. Good morning, y'all!

Musiq_notes
09-21-2006, 09:05 AM
We better show off our thongs for our new board.

You like my banana yellow thong?

:banana:

Foolsworth
09-21-2006, 09:13 AM
YESSSSSSSS.....I'm loving it...at least it's something to keep me occupied (for now anyway!)


Hey YAHOO>>>>>> :upyours:

Um," loving it " eh.
Why thank ya kindly Ma'am.
I do try.

smartmouthwoman
09-21-2006, 09:22 AM
Luv the banana... but my fav so far is the bucket of chicken HL posted yesterday!

:)
SMW

P.S. don't look now, but your thong is jumpin up and down!

smartmouthwoman
09-21-2006, 09:30 AM
You here??

(Love it that we can see who's lurking.)

:woohoo:

TylerBabe
09-21-2006, 09:33 AM
Morning Everyone......what a glorious day in the neighborhood today!

I just noticed the box below me....now I know what Smarty meant about knowing who's "lurking around". :woohoo:

smartmouthwoman
09-21-2006, 09:38 AM
Morning Everyone......what a glorious day in the neighborhood today!

I just noticed the box below me....now I know what Smarty meant about knowing who's "lurking around". :woohoo:

Must be yours 'cuz mine pretty much sux. :(

BP is still sky high... even with taking meds for the last week. Got a doc's appt at 11:30 this morning... if I don't blow a gasket before then.

*grumble*

:bombout: