they have bumper bowling, you can nudge the ball with a cane:lolhit:

buffalo RANCH...as in buffalo wings dipped in ranch dressing:rolleyes:

I didnt know buffalos had wings

Are you at work now?

Yep, work late on Mondays.

Miss TV, like Heroes, and football. Darn it.

I didnt know buffalos had wings


yup, jessica simpson says so .. and her dad killed his ex wife and that waiter

"smock smock smock smock smock"


Love that Calvin and Hobbes :)

hey! i hit 300 posts ..... what a loser

hey! i hit 300 posts ..... what a loser
you said it, not us:rolleyes:

and only 274 of them were in this thread

they have bumper bowling, you can nudge the ball with a cane:lolhit:

my cane has a crack in it, and duct tape just looks tacky.

"smock smock smock smock smock"


Love that Calvin and Hobbes :)

i'm really more of a "Hobbes", but finding a 100x100 pixel of him is next to impossable:(

well start widdling another one. you can drink coffee while you work on it :)

well start widdling another one. you can drink coffee while you work on it :)


do you mean whittling?:lolhit:

do you mean whittling?:lolhit:


yeah, that

i'm really more of a "Hobbes", but finding a 100x100 pixel of him is next to impossable:(


i hear ya. I miss that comic. It was the greatest.

goodnight

goodnight


See ya tomorrow. It's gonna be a busy day.

See ya tomorrow. It's gonna be a busy day.

latly they all have been for me. that's why i took monday off.
working the weekends too was draining me

Good Morning

if this avatar shows up, someone on another board made it for me.:cool:

Hellloooo???
(echo)

Well it ain't my birthday, so I'm guessing that you guys aren't hiding in wait to spring "surprise" on me.

So what time's breakfast around here?

It keeps getting later and later.

gosh darn lazy butts!

It keeps getting later and later.

gosh darn lazy butts!


Just for that, no waffles for you!

:rolleyes:

So what time's breakfast around here?

about 20 minutes ago ~burp~..excuse me:banana:

i made scrambled eggs


and then i put ketchup on 'em

i made scrambled eggs


and then i put ketchup on 'em


eeewwww!

It's supposed to be hot sauce!

Just for that, no waffles for you!

:rolleyes:

MMMMMMM did someone say waffles???? I'll have mine with some bacon please and LOTS of syrup....and a COLD glass of milk too....PLEASE!!!!

Hey Kelly....good to see you in the 'hood once again. :thumbs:

i made scrambled eggs


and then i put ketchup on 'em


That sounds soooooo good!!! I havent' had anything today. I think since I'm in such a good mood I'm going to do a dew and then pick something unhealthy out of the vending machine.

:thumbs:

if this avatar shows up, someone on another board made it for me.:cool:


You're such a board slut!

You're such a board slut!


one of them closed this weekend. it was fun, but things were getting out of hand.

eeewwww!

It's supposed to be hot sauce!
I'm with you Mama....on both accounts......

EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEE and bring on the hot sauce ;)

I'm having another honey wheat bagel with veggie cream cheese....lite of course :D

this board seems pretty calm, i like it.

if you see threads marked *NWS* that means not work safe. gross stuff or naked stuff :)

I have a cardboard pancake and a rubber egg from McD's. Anyone wanna trade?

I've been here awhile, but got tangled up in a Yahoo survey. Imagine that! They're finally showing their hand as to their motive for the Beta move. (see one of the question below)

How open would you be to consider paying for an enhanced online group experience assuming that this enhanced service would be available for a small and reasonable monthly fee (i.e. a service which includes additional, expanded online group features)?

Fat chance, charlie. Guess they figure if they make it BAD enough, we'd all be willing to PAY to make it better!?

I'll have a waffle too, please. Peanut butter on the side.

:)
SMW

this board seems pretty calm, i like it.

if you see threads marked *NWS* that means not work safe. gross stuff or naked stuff :)

Learn somethin new everyday!

I have a cardboard pancake and a rubber egg from McD's. Anyone wanna trade?
:mad:

I have a cardboard pancake and a rubber egg from McD's. Anyone wanna trade?

But I'm trying to cut down on my cardboard intake. Don't have a Mickey D's sausage & biscuit in yer pocket, though... do ya??

:)
SMW

Hellloooo???
(echo)

Well it ain't my birthday, so I'm guessing that you guys aren't hiding in wait to spring "surprise" on me.

So what time's breakfast around here?

Nice to see ya this a.m. Y'all finally warm up a little, did ya?

:)
SMW

But I'm trying to cut down on my cardboard intake. Don't have a Mickey D's sausage & biscuit in yer pocket, though... do ya??

:)
SMW

the bisquit was the only edible thing I could see. I fed the sausage to the dog, and now she's convulsing out in the yard

I have a cardboard pancake and a rubber egg from McD's. Anyone wanna trade?


I went for cheez its. I use to eat these all the time when I was pregnant. All of McD's breakfast food is kinda like rubber isn't it?

:rolleyes:

I'm now 951 white trash, thank you very much!

I've been here awhile, but got tangled up in a Yahoo survey. Imagine that! They're finally showing their hand as to their motive for the Beta move. (see one of the question below)

How open would you be to consider paying for an enhanced online group experience assuming that this enhanced service would be available for a small and reasonable monthly fee (i.e. a service which includes additional, expanded online group features)?

Fat chance, charlie. Guess they figure if they make it BAD enough, we'd all be willing to PAY to make it better!?

I'll have a waffle too, please. Peanut butter on the side.

:)
SMW

Yahoo appears to be doing, or attempting to do, what MSN did.....charge ppl to chat....didn't work for MSN and it won't work for YAHELL either. :mad:

HEY YAHOO :upyours:

I guess bosses day was either yesterday or its today or something I dont know. But I do know that we are having a party sub catered in their honor. Funny thing is... this comes out of our pockets. When we have secretaries day and have a big luncheon for it...the company pays.

:upyours:

I'm now 951 white trash, thank you very much!

Good morning Chris
I noticed the IE reference on yahoo, and couldnt resist
I guess as long as its not Fontuckey, youre ok

I went for cheez its. I use to eat these all the time when I was pregnant. All of McD's breakfast food is kinda like rubber isn't it?

:rolleyes:


regular? white cheddar?, garlic n parmasian? tabasco?

I guess bosses day was either yesterday or its today or something I dont know. But I do know that we are having a party sub catered in their honor. Funny thing is... this comes out of our pockets. When we have secretaries day and have a big luncheon for it...the company pays.

:upyours:

Bosses Day was "officially" yesterday....you shouldn't have to pay today ;)

Bosses Day was "officially" yesterday....you shouldn't have to pay today ;)


that's why i had off :)

regular? white cheddar?, garlic n parmasian? tabasco?


LOL

Just the regular. However I like the white cheddar. I have never had the garlic n parmasian ones. Good?

i made scrambled eggs


and then i put ketchup on 'em


YUM!!

Bosses Day was "officially" yesterday....you shouldn't have to pay today ;)


Good point. All these little pretty b**ches made dessert too. What did I make? Nothing. When they find a way to let me only work 2 hours out of the day like they let the other girls around here then I'll care enough to make them some dessert.

LOL

Just the regular. However I like the white cheddar. I have never had the garlic n parmasian ones. Good?


i think they are good. but the white cheddar should be illegal. nothing that good is legal

I'm now 951 white trash, thank you very much!

Is this "Turning into my father" Chris? What's 951 white trash???

Sure ask alotta questions, don't I?

:)
SMW

YUM!!

Don't shoot me....but that has got to be some kind of "yankee thing"???? Ketchup on eggs?? eeeeeewwwwweeeeeeeee, just NOT right!!! :lolhit:

Is this "Turning into my father" Chris? What's 951 white trash???

Sure ask alotta questions, don't I?

:)
SMW

But it saves us from asking them ;)

Bosses Day was "officially" yesterday....you shouldn't have to pay today ;)

We're taking our 'old' boss out for lunch today. Happy bus from On the Border's comin to pick us up. Not only was yesterday the correct day, but he isn't even our bossman anymore! They've yet to name a successor... pray it ain't a woman.

'Mornin, Ty! How are you this beautiful morning???

:)
SMW

Don't shoot me....but that has got to be some kind of "yankee thing"???? Ketchup on eggs?? eeeeeewwwwweeeeeeeee, just NOT right!!! :lolhit:


don't make me come down there and cook

Is this "Turning into my father" Chris? What's 951 white trash???

Sure ask alotta questions, don't I?

:)
SMW

While we're on the subject of asking questions, especially about who's who.........is "RIDE" someone we know from yahell and if so, WHO?? My curiosity is getting the better of me :confused:

We're taking our 'old' boss out for lunch today. Happy bus from On the Border's comin to pick us up. Not only was yesterday the correct day, but he isn't even our bossman anymore! They've yet to name a successor... pray it ain't a woman.

'Mornin, Ty! How are you this beautiful morning???

:)
SMW

I'm OK...could be better, but hey, I'm still breathin :lolhit:

don't make me come down there and cook

Bring it on sweet cheeks.....be happy to taste your cookin ;)

regular? white cheddar?, garlic n parmasian? tabasco?

I'm totally hooked on the Smart Food white cheddar cheese popcorn. MmmmmmMMmmmm, good!

(and how rare for ME to like something that isn't swimming in butter!)

:corn:
SMW

I'm totally hooked on the Smart Food white cheddar cheese popcorn. MmmmmmMMmmmm, good!

(and how rare for ME to like something that isn't swimming in butter!)

:corn:
SMW


i like that stuff too!

While we're on the subject of asking questions, especially about who's who.........is "RIDE" someone we know from yahell and if so, WHO?? My curiosity is getting the better of me :confused:

(I'm guessing... but sure he'll correct me if I'm wrong)

He comes to us via his 'relationship' with Scumbag. They chased each other round and round Soul's place for awhile. Seems like a nice guy and Lord knows Scummy needs a b/f, so we should encourage him to stick around.

And like I said before... he & Scum are like 2 peas in a pod! Both bikers... both single... both from So CA. More than 'nuff to build on if ya ask me!! *wink*

Don't shoot me....but that has got to be some kind of "yankee thing"???? Ketchup on eggs?? eeeeeewwwwweeeeeeeee, just NOT right!!! :lolhit:


Huh? Doesn't EVERYone put ketchup on their eggs?
:eek:

Is this "Turning into my father" Chris? What's 951 white trash???

Sure ask alotta questions, don't I?

:)
SMW
Yes, ma'am, one in the same!

951 is the area code for my part of Riverside County, an area well known for it's white trash. Now, you'll have to excuse me, I have to go park my car on the front lawn.

I really hate having to go to Yahoo to check my email now.........has anyone else seen that GROSS display at the top lately of the hairy man? I'm sorry, but that's just totally disgusting :mad:

Huh? Doesn't EVERYone put ketchup on their eggs?
:eek:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yes, ma'am, one in the same!

951 is the area code for my part of Riverside County, an area well known for it's white trash. Now, you'll have to excuse me, I have to go park my car on the front lawn.

In Dallas, most of our white trash rides the train. Or as those rich folks on the other side of town like to claim, "they ride the train over here, steal a car, and drive back!"

Welcome, Chris.

:drive:
SMW

(I'm guessing... but sure he'll correct me if I'm wrong)

He comes to us via his 'relationship' with Scumbag. They chased each other round and round Soul's place for awhile. Seems like a nice guy and Lord knows Scummy needs a b/f, so we should encourage him to stick around.

And like I said before... he & Scum are like 2 peas in a pod! Both bikers... both single... both from So CA. More than 'nuff to build on if ya ask me!! *wink*


She at least needs someone to lovingly hold the hose for her semi-annual shower.

(I'm guessing... but sure he'll correct me if I'm wrong)

He comes to us via his 'relationship' with Scumbag. They chased each other round and round Soul's place for awhile. Seems like a nice guy and Lord knows Scummy needs a b/f, so we should encourage him to stick around.

And like I said before... he & Scum are like 2 peas in a pod! Both bikers... both single... both from So CA. More than 'nuff to build on if ya ask me!! *wink*

WAY COOL that Scummy has herself a b/f.....now maybe she'll bathe a couple more times a year :eek:

:woohoo:

Yes, ma'am, one in the same!

951 is the area code for my part of Riverside County, an area well known for it's white trash. Now, you'll have to excuse me, I have to go park my car on the front lawn.


Hiya!
(Dude, I am soooo lost on this new forum!)

Ah yes, Fontucky! If only I could live there! Unfortunately, since my Mother and Father aren't brother and sister, I'm not qualified.

(I'm guessing... but sure he'll correct me if I'm wrong)

He comes to us via his 'relationship' with Scumbag. They chased each other round and round Soul's place for awhile. Seems like a nice guy and Lord knows Scummy needs a b/f, so we should encourage him to stick around.

And like I said before... he & Scum are like 2 peas in a pod! Both bikers... both single... both from So CA. More than 'nuff to build on if ya ask me!! *wink*
Smarty, now I know why youre called Smarty. 'cause you are.
Just so you know, I do have a real name, Larry. But I also answer to each and every combination of four letter words you can think of.

I really hate having to go to Yahoo to check my email now.........has anyone else seen that GROSS display at the top lately of the hairy man? I'm sorry, but that's just totally disgusting :mad:


Yes, and unfortunately it took me awhile of staring to figure out that it WAS hair on him. Looked something like mold when I first saw it.

(Ok, I admit, I'm needing an eye check-up)

She at least needs someone to lovingly hold the hose for her semi-annual shower.

Ya got that right, g/f. I think Mr. Rider might even also be a veg-head like her! Maybe they'll meet sometime over a hot steamin bowl of tofu?

:woohoo:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


It's good! Toss in some hash browns and a strip or two of bacon. YUMMY!
Damn, now I'm hungry again. *sigh*

Ya got that right, g/f. I think Mr. Rider might even also be a veg-head like her! Maybe they'll meet sometime over a hot steamin bowl of tofu?

:woohoo:


can you put ketchup on that too?

Ah yes, Fontucky! If only I could live there! Unfortunately, since my Mother and Father aren't brother and sister, I'm not qualified.
I always wondered that too. And im not qualified either. The best I can do is drive by and tell myself, "boy am I lucky I dont live there". I have roots in Oklahoma, and thats close enough.

Yes, and unfortunately it took me awhile of staring to figure out that it WAS hair on him. Looked something like mold when I first saw it.

(Ok, I admit, I'm needing an eye check-up)

LMFAO......Kelly...I suggest you go get those eyes checked and make it QUICK!! :lolhit:

can you put ketchup on that too?

now THAT'S GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

now THAT'S GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



lol what kinda goofy stuff do you put in scarambled eggs that ketchup would seem gross?

Yes, ma'am, one in the same!

951 is the area code for my part of Riverside County, an area well known for it's white trash. Now, you'll have to excuse me, I have to go park my car on the front lawn.

Oh god no. not Moron Valley? tell me it isnt so

And it either has to be a pickup truck or a Pontiac Firebird before you can park it on the front lawn

can you put ketchup on that too?


absolutely!

lol what kinda goofy stuff do you put in scarambled eggs that ketchup would seem gross?

That post was referring to the ketchup in the tofu being THAT GROSS......but if you must know.....a little bit of onion cooked in and then topped with a little bit of cheddar cheese will do quite nicely ;) and if you MUST put meat in it, then I want fully cooked sausage, cut up into bite size pieces and mixed in while cooking too, then top it with cheese :D

Makin' all those waffles is tough work!

Hope everybody got their waffles and heirloom pork bacon, and coffee and warm real maple syrup and real butter and real hash browns.

I's tired.


:lolhit:

That post was referring to the ketchup in the tofu being THAT GROSS......but if you must know.....a little bit of onion cooked in and then topped with a little bit of cheddar cheese will do quite nicely ;) and if you MUST put meat in it, then I want fully cooked sausage, cut up into bite size pieces and mixed in while cooking too, then top it with cheese :D

well now you are talking about an omelette

:drinktoth

well now you are talking about an omelette

That's what I was thinkin.

i'm glad i had breakfast today or all this food talk would be driving me nuts.

well now you are talking about an omelette

Nope, it's still just scrambled eggs :D

Gotta be folded to be an omelette ;)

Nope, it's still just scrambled eggs :D

Gotta be folded to be an omelette ;)

an omelette sounds good now. Beats the frisbees and superballs I had earlier

Nope, it's still just scrambled eggs :D

Gotta be folded to be an omelette ;)

Now there's how a person should eat eggs. I'm actually more inclined to order a Spanish Omelet if I'm in the mood for Mexican. Otherwise, just plain scrambled eggs w/salt & pepper will do it for me.

Y'all are making me hungry. But that's OK, 'cuz we're doing Tex-Mex for lunch at 11:30. Mmmmmmm, can't wait!

:)
SMW

Now there's how a person should eat eggs. I'm actually more inclined to order a Spanish Omelet if I'm in the mood for Mexican. Otherwise, just plain scrambled eggs w/salt & pepper will do it for me.

Y'all are making me hungry. But that's OK, 'cuz we're doing Tex-Mex for lunch at 11:30. Mmmmmmm, can't wait!

:)
SMW


i'm walking the dog and then making a salad. followed by some kind of junk food.

That's what I was thinkin.

See, that wasn't too difficult, was it? Just wait til Feetie gets a load of that pic.

:woohoo:

i'm walking the dog and then making a salad. followed by some kind of junk food.

Makes me wanna snatch that lil guy up and put him into time-out. Can't you find a less hyper pic?

:lolhit:

Makes me wanna snatch that lil guy up and put him into time-out. Can't you find a less hyper pic?

:lolhit:


my avatar?
i'll see what else i have when i get home.

Hiya!
(Dude, I am soooo lost on this new forum!)

I know what you mean. Not exactly easy to get around. What I really miss is tooling around the boards, and adding my two cents when someone posts and says "Do you have any advice?" Hell, I gots lots of advice, all worth the price you paid!

Yep, Moron Valley, once known as Scummymead. I'm not there all that much, since I commute to Palmdale to work, 90 miles away.

Not all of us have the big bucks, able to afford a place overlooking the Santa Monica Bay!

What...When...Where...Why.... !?:,
----------- who -----------
if you don't mind me askin ?
is all !

I know what you mean. Not exactly easy to get around. What I really miss is tooling around the boards, and adding my two cents when someone posts and says "Do you have any advice?" Hell, I gots lots of advice, all worth the price you paid!

(also worth what you paid for it!)

Change your "Display Mode" (upper right corner) to Linear which I think makes it a little easier to follow.

Lots of ops to get involved in some pretty deep political discussions here -- but not much in the way of 'romantic advice' seekers. Since people in those latter situations rarely listen anyway, prob not a bad thing, eh?

:)
SMW

my avatar?
i'll see what else i have when i get home.

Who the hell invented that word?

Origin
The term "avatar" derives from the Sanskrit word Avatāra, meaning "descent" and usually implying a deliberate descent into mortal realms for special purposes. The term is used primarily in Hindu texts, in reference to incarnations of Vishnu the Preserver, whom many Hindus worship as God. The Dasavatara are ten particular "great" incarnations of Vishnu. The "Golden Avatar" popularly known as Gouranga is said to be the most recent descent.

Computer games
As used for a computer representation of a user, the term dates at least as far back as 1985, when it was used as the name for the player character in the Ultima series of computer games. The Ultima games started out in 1981, but it was in Ultima IV (1985), that the term "avatar" was introduced. To become the "avatar" was the goal of Ultima IV. The later games assumed that you were the avatar and "avatar" was the player's visual on-screen in-game persona. The on-screen representation could be customized in appearance. Later, the term "avatar" was used by the designers of the role-playing game Shadowrun (1989), as well as in the online role-playing game Habitat (1987).

Neal Stephenson
The use of Avatar to mean online virtual bodies was popularised by Neal Stephenson in his cyberpunk novel Snow Crash (1992) [1]. In Snow Crash, the term Avatar was used to describe the virtual simulation of the human form in the Metaverse, a virtual-reality version of the Internet. Social status within the Metaverse was often based on the quality of a user's avatar, as a highly detailed avatar showed that the user was a skilled hacker and programmer while the less talented would buy off-the-shelf models in the same manner a forumer would today. Stephenson wrote in the "Acknowledgments" to Snow Crash:

The idea of a 'virtual reality' such as the Metaverse is by now widespread in the computer-graphics community and is being implemented in a number of different ways. The particular vision of the Metaverse as expressed in this novel originated from idle discussion between me and Jaime (Captain Bandwidth)Taffe...The words 'avatar' (in the sense used here) and 'Metaverse' are my inventions, which I came up with when I decided that existing words (such as 'virtual reality') were simply too awkward to use...after the first publication of 'Snow Crash' I learned that the term 'avatar' has actually been in use for a number of years as part of a virtual reality system called 'Habitat'...in addition to avatars, Habitat includes many of the basic features of the Metaverse as described in this book, (469-70).

Avatars on internet forums
Despite the widespread use of avatars, it is unknown which internet forums were the first to use them. Avatars on Internet forums serve the purpose of representing users and their actions, personalizing their contributions to the forum, and may represent different parts of their persona or social status in the forum.

The traditional avatar system used on most Internet forums is a small (100x100 pixels, for example) square-shaped area close to the user's forum post, where the avatar is placed. Some forums allow the user to upload an avatar image that may have been designed by the user or acquired from elsewhere. Other forums allow the user to select an avatar from a preset list or use an auto-discovery algorithm to extract one from the user's homepage.

Other avatar systems exist, such as on Gaia Online, where a pixelized representation of a person or creature is used, which can then be customized to the user's wishes

Who the hell invented that word?


i saw it first on yahell.
not in any of thier menus n junk. but other people using it.