Ok wait a minute...why was Lager :woohoo: ???

did I miss something

and you had nerve to comment on my ALL MEN post earlier......PFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT on you

You wanna git hurt or what??? :lolhit:


whip me, beat me .. just don't take away my jack daniels

gotta brave construction traffic and go to the other side of town tonight to have my follow up exam for my new contact lense. 10 min drive that takes 45 mins

Ok wait a minute...why was Lager :woohoo: ???

did I miss something

Because he took away my first post for the 100th page....he knew I was going after it and he got it instead.....typical man....grrrrrrrr :mad:

whip me, beat me .. just don't take away my jack daniels

I'll whip ya....beat ya....duct tape yer ass to the chair and make you watch me drink all yer damn Jack Daniels :drinktoth

gotta brave construction traffic and go to the other side of town tonight to have my follow up exam for my new contact lense. 10 min drive that takes 45 mins


WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Because he took away my first post for the 100th page....he knew I was going after it and he got it instead.....typical man....grrrrrrrr :mad:


neener neener neener

I'll whip ya....beat ya....duct tape yer ass to the chair and make you watch me drink all yer damn Jack Daniels :drinktoth


that's just mean.

typical woman

I guess I have to put Lager and Ty in separate corners today.

March!

:drinktoth

so ... i asked my boss for monday off and he said sure.

not more than 10 mins later he asked me if i wanted to work overtime this weekend! :) mo' money

Hidy y'all.

Smartie, Mary and Lager!

that's just mean.

typical woman


:D

Hidy y'all.

Smartie, Mary and Lager!


hiya!! :woohoo:

I guess I have to put Lager and Ty in separate corners today.

March!


I've been rather good today Mama!

:D

I've been rather good today Mama!

:D
:bike:

Since you've, um, I mean WE've worn out all the pool boys... and it's gettin too cold to be outside anyway, how 'bout if we start collecting houseboys?

You're such a 'good' influence on me. Was just downstairs and a whole herd of good lookin suits (lawyers) walked by me and I thought, "Now THERE goes some potential boytoys for Mary."

How 'bout it? Wanna 'suit' to fulfill your every whim?

;)

Hidy y'all.

Smartie, Mary and Lager!

Good to see ya, g/f! How's every little thing on the bayou these days?

:)
SMW

Since you've, um, I mean WE've worn out all the pool boys... and it's gettin too cold to be outside anyway, how 'bout if we start collecting houseboys?

You're such a 'good' influence on me. Was just downstairs and a whole herd of good lookin suits (lawyers) walked by me and I thought, "Now THERE goes some potential boytoys for Mary."

How 'bout it? Wanna 'suit' to fulfill your every whim?

;)

Ooooh, I looooove suits!! *drool*

Nice thing just happened to me, I was trying to buy a candy bar at the vending machine, but the stupid machine will not take canadian dimes, so i was going to leave and a very handsome man was waiting to buy some candy too, and he gave me a real dime! ;)

I need to work on my flirting techniques, cause he was so worth it!

:bike:


:eek:


Have fun on your little drive tonight!

:drive:

We all do it.Usually.
I try S'not to.
I'd far ruther Enjoy bein heard,and not seen.
Kinda like Me Din-din,a few moments after placed on the
table.I mean,in the cage.
Well,Locked room.
OK... Heaven....Danny !
Postin can be sheer bliss,If one doesn't make too mush a
project,of having everyone LIKE THEM.

I've been rather good today Mama!

:D


Yes you have been, Musiq. I know that Lager is the instigator. He gets all of you all riled up! On your own you're pretty good!

Hidy y'all.

Smartie, Mary and Lager!


Hiya Nancy!!! How you be?:flowers:

Yes you have been, Musiq. I know that Lager is the instigator. He gets all of you all riled up! On your own you're pretty good!
:rolleyes:

At least he still remembers us, even if he is too busy to play!

*********

How ya doin?

It's been busy here. They are in the process of bringing 4000 brokers and 1000 broker assistance into town for 3 day cram course over the next 12 days so I have the privilege of working 7 days a week and a few of
them are 16 hour days. But that's coming to an end in a few. Other than that wife and kids are great. Mojo is getting better at letting us know when he had to go out. That guy has doubled his weight since we got him.

How's life on the boards? Any juicy news?

Say Hi to everyone for me.

:rolleyes:

Don't you roll your eyes at me, young man. I saw you running your trike into poor innocent Musiq!

:hahanot:

At least he still remembers us, even if he is too busy to play!

*********

How ya doin?

It's been busy here. They are in the process of bringing 4000 brokers and 1000 broker assistance into town for 3 day cram course over the next 12 days so I have the privilege of working 7 days a week and a few of
them are 16 hour days. But that's coming to an end in a few. Other than that wife and kids are great. Mojo is getting better at letting us know when he had to go out. That guy has doubled his weight since we got him.

How's life on the boards? Any juicy news?

Say Hi to everyone for me.

Oh the poor poor man! Has to work AND can't post with us!

Tell him Hi from the gang!

Ooooh, I looooove suits!! *drool*

Nice thing just happened to me, I was trying to buy a candy bar at the vending machine, but the stupid machine will not take canadian dimes, so i was going to leave and a very handsome man was waiting to buy some candy too, and he gave me a real dime! ;)

I need to work on my flirting techniques, cause he was so worth it!

Geesh, haven't seen one of those in eons! 'Course you would see 'em more often than me.

EYE CONTACT, MARY!!!! Don't forget the eye contact! That's the most important lesson in flirting you can learn!!

Just zero in on his pupils and he won't have a chance.

:)
SMW

P.S. One order of 'suits' coming up!

Meeting at 2 today. Then I'm leaving, so prob won't be back here to say adios for the day.

So.. adios amigos!!

See ya TGIF.

:bombout:

Ooooh, I looooove suits!! *drool*

Nice thing just happened to me, I was trying to buy a candy bar at the vending machine, but the stupid machine will not take canadian dimes, so i was going to leave and a very handsome man was waiting to buy some candy too, and he gave me a real dime! ;)

I need to work on my flirting techniques, cause he was so worth it!

I LOVE suits too......can I have a couple?? I'll take a blonde and a brunette....k? :D

Since you've, um, I mean WE've worn out all the pool boys... and it's gettin too cold to be outside anyway, how 'bout if we start collecting houseboys?

You're such a 'good' influence on me. Was just downstairs and a whole herd of good lookin suits (lawyers) walked by me and I thought, "Now THERE goes some potential boytoys for Mary."

How 'bout it? Wanna 'suit' to fulfill your every whim?

;)

Lawyers are the Bane of Mankind.
Almost never a truly good one.Even Perry Mason
who had a Nice bedside manner,could be morivated to
Hide evidense or Suppress a witness.
Ot's tha nature of the beast.
Anywho,a fair majority of Politicians are Lawyers.
I suggest Saints,First,then work downward.
Nins are in thar somewhere,but only the Ballsy ones.

Geesh, haven't seen one of those in eons! 'Course you would see 'em more often than me.

EYE CONTACT, MARY!!!! Don't forget the eye contact! That's the most important lesson in flirting you can learn!!

Just zero in on his pupils and he won't have a chance.

:)
SMW

P.S. One order of 'suits' coming up!

Gotcha! I think I did make eye contact, but uh, I got flustered.

*fans self* Oh my!

I LOVE suits too......can I have a couple?? I'll take a blonde and a brunette....k? :D


Give me jeans, boots and a cowboy hat....yee haw!!!

:)
Kimi

3pm on the east coast

Give me jeans, boots and a cowboy hat....yee haw!!!

:)
Kimi

Yeah...those are good too....I'll have one of those too please :thumbs:

Yeah...those are good too....I'll have one of those too please :thumbs:


LOL - take all you want!!!

:)
Kimi

:thumbs:

Give me jeans, boots and a cowboy hat....yee haw!!!

:)
Kimi
No,You BUY yer own Cowgirl stuff,
thar Biker mama.

:drive:

I get to clean house tonight!! I figure I might as well do it tonight because I might not feel up to par this weekend and even if I do I'm milking this for all its worth. I didn't milk it when I had my C-section so I am now! Lucky for me, my mother is coming over to help me clean.

Other then that I'm out of here. I hope you all have a great weekend. Remember me in your thoughts and prayers. And pray that I don't kill D tonight. I love him but sometimes.....

Love ya!

:drive:

I get to clean house tonight!! I figure I might as well do it tonight because I might not feel up to par this weekend and even if I do I'm milking this for all its worth. I didn't milk it when I had my C-section so I am now! Lucky for me, my mother is coming over to help me clean.

Other then that I'm out of here. I hope you all have a great weekend. Remember me in your thoughts and prayers. And pray that I don't kill D tonight. I love him but sometimes.....

Love ya!

:drive:

We'll be thinking of ya! Good luck with everything Musiq!

Hey Mikey,
What are the odds of Detroit mopping the field with the Oakies?
pretty good so far:D

Oh shit. How does this thingy work???????
just like that

pretty good so far:D

No kidding. I guess it's back to Detroit for 2 more then you get to burn the town down again

are you all playing hookey or sumin?:upyours:
i have NOT been playing hookey...i've been playing in the snow!

even when i was a kid, and had to go trick-or-treating in a snowmobile suit, i never recall it snowing this early, this far south.:@@:

Today is my Friday as you all know I will not be at work tomorrow.

:woohoo:

I really shouldn't :woohoo: since i'll be off having surgery. I'll be sure to think of you guys though when I'm under all that medication. And thats some good stuff!

:@@:
you better be medicated!...and just incase it's not enough, i have some "left overs".:thumbs:

:rant:

D called me this morning and told me that he invited his friend B to go with us tomorrow because he needs to go to Eville anyway. Who invites a friend to go to the hospital while their fiance has surgery? Do they think I'm going to be up for painting the town afterwards???

Men suck

:bombout:
going to Hooters alone isn't as much fun.




and that reminds me of a joke-if large breasted women work at Hooter's, where do the one-legged one's work?
















IHOP :lolhit:

going to Hooters alone isn't as much fun.




and that reminds me of a joke-if large breasted women work at Hooter's, where do the one-legged one's work?


IHOP :lolhit:

Can't believe I actually laughed at that :eek:

At least you're finding this out NOW rather than later ;) sorry darlin...but they are ALL like that :lolhit:
are not!:mad:

Can't believe I actually laughed at that :eek:
i can't beleive i laughed at it either...but what was even funnier was when the office gal that told me it realized WHO she was telling it too:lolhit:

I put out 3 albums, no one bought them tho.



....oops, that was corey feldman
you're not that Corey?

are not!:mad:


i tried to tell 'em that

are not!:mad:


Prove it!!!! ;)

No kidding. I guess it's back to Detroit for 2 more then you get to burn the town down again
Oakland might be in for some "adjustment"...it's been snowing today, and i heard that the convertable roof @Comerica Park is stuck open...sux to be them :D

Prove it!!!! ;)
i made cookies last night:p

i made cookies last night:P

And I bet you ate 'em all too.....you sure as hell didn't share with us :mad:

And I bet you ate 'em all too.....you sure as hell didn't share with us :mad:


It's always gonna be something with you, isn't it?

And I bet you ate 'em all too.....you sure as hell didn't share with us :mad:
i emailed them out..you must have deleted them:lolhit:

i made cookies last night:p


Ooooh, what kind of cookies? Did they have chocolate in them?

*bats eyelashes*

May I have a cookie please, Mr. Mikey?

Ooooh, what kind of cookies? Did they have chocolate in them?

*bats eyes*

May I have a cookie please, Mr. Mikey?
sorry, they're lemon sugar cookies.

but i'll make chocolate chip next time;)

It's always gonna be something with you, isn't it?

YUP :D

i emailed them out..you must have deleted them:lolhit:

HMMMMM....emailed cookies....musta went into my spam folder....try it again please :)

sorry, they're lemon sugar cookies.

but i'll make chocolate chip next time;)


MmMmmmm lemon sugar are awesome as well. Any left?

MmMmmmm lemon sugar are awesome as well. Any left?
there's a small plate left, but those are earmarked for the hottie at the gas station that gave ME cookies last week:D

pity i'm old enough to be her dad:(

HMMMMM....emailed cookies....musta went into my spam folder....try it again please :)
sorry, if you deleted your cookies, it's not my fault:p

sorry, if you deleted your cookies, it's not my fault:p

I NEVER delete my cookies.....I wouldn't be able to find my way around if I did that :lolhit:

there's a small plate left, but those are earmarked for the hottie at the gas station that gave ME cookies last week:D

pity i'm old enough to be her dad:(


Now that sounds like a typical man!

:hahanot:

No,You BUY yer own Cowgirl stuff,
thar Biker mama.


I'm talking about what I want on a man, thar Fool! How you doing?

:)
Kimi

A Boy And His Frog


There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the sidewalk, dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him.

He came up to the doorstep of a house of ill repute, and knocked on the door.

When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.

He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it."

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in.

Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked.

He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after having sex with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want."

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.

He headed down the hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him.

Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.

The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's, he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom , and catch the disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-bitch who ran over my FROG!"

Thank you Lager. I was in serious need of a good laugh

morning

morning

Ditto.

Glad it's a short day for me.

Thinking about Musiq and what she's doing right now. Or more importantly, what they're doing to HER!

:mad:

they better be nice.

:thumbs:
SMW

she'll be ok ... especially if she kicks what's his name in the butt.

woooooohoooooooooo! brother/roomate is leaving for the weekend!!
his dog is staying with me, but he's way easier to clean up after than my brother.

Like,in Buffalo,where some areas got 2 feet.
Which begs the Question.
Why wood snow ever woik its way down ta Texas.
I mean,like it don't snow in Mexico.
Wasn't Texas,once Mexico,er somethin.?
Some damn silly thingy.

I'm talking about what I want on a man, thar Fool! How you doing?

:)
Kimi
Plus I don't cotton mush ta Biker Chicks.
Like,why wood I want to hang around Biker mama's who
enjoy actin exactly like their worn leathers boyfriends.
Cussin and Spittin and Guzzlin Beer and more cuzzin and
Spittin and Whoopin it up,like Kids in a candy store.
Carryin on like Juvenile deliquents,and the more noise they
exude,the better.
Like why wood a Biker Mamma,want to attract attention to
themslef,when their hiar is for shit.
They reek of Smoke and Booze and probably brush their
teeth,every other day,if they even remember.
Can't pass a tattoo Parlor,w/o lickin their chops.
I just don't get it.
I mean,dint Phylis Diller,scoot around on a Honda 90.
I mean,to her hairdresser.

What a "nipply" day we have here in Big D this mornin. Had to drag out the leather jacket since I was too lazy to put the winders back on the jeep last night...but I figured WTH, it's gonna be 75 today....perfect "no winder weather"...ya know?!!

Miss Kimi better get here quick...I want some Bailey's in my hot chocolate this morning :drinktoth She's gonna have to leave a spare key to that liquor cabinet with me.....I'm probably the only one she can trust with it :lolhit:

Good luck at the doc today Smarty....let me know how it turns out. And we will all be thinking about and praying for Musiq to come through with flyin colors too.

What say we all get this one over with QUICKLY today?? Who's with me for callin it a day around noonish??

What a "nipply" day we have here in Big D this mornin. Had to drag out the leather jacket since I was too lazy to put the winders back on the jeep last night...but I figured WTH, it's gonna be 75 today....perfect "no winder weather"...ya know?!!

Miss Kimi better get here quick...I want some Bailey's in my hot chocolate this morning :drinktoth She's gonna have to leave a spare key to that liquor cabinet with me.....I'm probably the only one she can trust with it :lolhit:

Good luck at the doc today Smarty....let me know how it turns out. And we will all be thinking about and praying for Musiq to come through with flyin colors too.

What say we all get this one over with QUICKLY today?? Who's with me for callin it a day around noonish??

noon sounds good to me

What a "nipply" day we have here in Big D this mornin. Had to drag out the leather jacket since I was too lazy to put the winders back on the jeep last night...but I figured WTH, it's gonna be 75 today....perfect "no winder weather"...ya know?!!

Miss Kimi better get here quick...I want some Bailey's in my hot chocolate this morning :drinktoth She's gonna have to leave a spare key to that liquor cabinet with me.....I'm probably the only one she can trust with it :lolhit:

Good luck at the doc today Smarty....let me know how it turns out. And we will all be thinking about and praying for Musiq to come through with flyin colors too.

What say we all get this one over with QUICKLY today?? Who's with me for callin it a day around noonish??

And a purely PERFECT day for the Fair! I'm leaving at 11... y'all can stay til noon if ya wanna.

First one to the corny dog stand wins!!!

:woohoo:
SMW

Ditto.

Glad it's a short day for me.

Thinking about Musiq and what she's doing right now. Or more importantly, what they're doing to HER!

:mad:

they better be nice.

:thumbs:
SMW


Amen!

Here's to a good day all around!! I'm in bad need of a positive day, myself...yes, I'm whining! Ever notice that when some people have a bad day or week, they get sympathized with and petted? Not me...I'm not allowed to have a bad day.

Okay ~putting nipple on Bailey's bottle~

I'm through.............Morning Troops!!

:)
Kimi

What a "nipply" day we have here in Big D this mornin. Had to drag out the leather jacket since I was too lazy to put the winders back on the jeep last night...but I figured WTH, it's gonna be 75 today....perfect "no winder weather"...ya know?!!

Miss Kimi better get here quick...I want some Bailey's in my hot chocolate this morning :drinktoth She's gonna have to leave a spare key to that liquor cabinet with me.....I'm probably the only one she can trust with it :lolhit:

Good luck at the doc today Smarty....let me know how it turns out. And we will all be thinking about and praying for Musiq to come through with flyin colors too.

What say we all get this one over with QUICKLY today?? Who's with me for callin it a day around noonish??

Nipply is right! 37 degrees here now and frost on the ground. It's only the middle of October. Maybe we'll have a real good winter this year and kill off some bugs!

Calling it a day at noon sounds good. I think I'll take off toward Dallas so I can go to the fair with Smarty!

:)
Kimi

Plus I don't cotton mush ta Biker Chicks.
Like,why wood I want to hang around Biker mama's who
enjoy actin exactly like their worn leathers boyfriends.
Cussin and Spittin and Guzzlin Beer and more cuzzin and
Spittin and Whoopin it up,like Kids in a candy store.
Carryin on like Juvenile deliquents,and the more noise they
exude,the better.
Like why wood a Biker Mamma,want to attract attention to
themslef,when their hiar is for shit.
They reek of Smoke and Booze and probably brush their
teeth,every other day,if they even remember.
Can't pass a tattoo Parlor,w/o lickin their chops.
I just don't get it.
I mean,dint Phylis Diller,scoot around on a Honda 90.
I mean,to her hairdresser.

Yup, that's me *spit* *scratch* *belch*

Morning Fool!

:)
Kimi

Lawyers are the Bane of Mankind.
Almost never a truly good one.Even Perry Mason
who had a Nice bedside manner,could be morivated to
Hide evidense or Suppress a witness.
Ot's tha nature of the beast.
Anywho,a fair majority of Politicians are Lawyers.
I suggest Saints,First,then work downward.
Nins are in thar somewhere,but only the Ballsy ones.

We ain't plannin to KEEP 'EM, darlin. Just use 'em for awhile (at least long enough to wrinkle up those Italian suits), then kick 'em to the curb!!

;)
SMW

And a purely PERFECT day for the Fair! I'm leaving at 11... y'all can stay til noon if ya wanna.

First one to the corny dog stand wins!!!

:woohoo:
SMW
You've got to bees Kiddin.
Corn Dogs don't even look good.
I don't think I've ever had one.
Like those Fried Twinkies.
That stuff ain't kniowed done good fer ya,is all.

Amen!

Here's to a good day all around!! I'm in bad need of a positive day, myself...yes, I'm whining! Ever notice that when some people have a bad day or week, they get sympathized with and petted? Not me...I'm not allowed to have a bad day.

Okay ~putting nipple on Bailey's bottle~

I'm through.............Morning Troops!!

:)
Kimi

*petting Kimi on the head*

There there, it'll be okay. Now hand over the Baileys.

*hic*:drinktoth

And a purely PERFECT day for the Fair! I'm leaving at 11... y'all can stay til noon if ya wanna.

First one to the corny dog stand wins!!!

:woohoo:
SMW


I wanna go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have a deep fried Coke for me, Smartie! :woohoo:

Yup, that's me *spit* *scratch* *belch*

Morning Fool!

:)
Kimi

*fart*

WOO HOO -- doctor's office just called me to reschedule my appt (somebody's sick... haha). Well, bless my heart! Since I've already turned in my time sheet showing the afternoon off for sick time... guess I'll just have to head to the fair early!!!

:drive:

Sometimes it's good to be alive on a Friday the 13th!!

:hula:

You've got to bees Kiddin.
Corn Dogs don't even look good.
I don't think I've ever had one.
Like those Fried Twinkies.
That stuff ain't kniowed done good fer ya,is all.

Corny Dogs are like ambrosia on a stick!! Of course, you have to get 'em hot outta the fryer... and they have to be Fletcher's. Those frozen things just ain't the same.

It's not like one eats that stuff every day. Once a year ain't gonna clog nuthin.

:lolhit:
SMW

enjoy your time off SMW... while i'm here in this dark room confined to my cube. knowing i may be here most of the weekend... again

I feel like I've been through the birth canal or sumpthin. Geez!

Greetings All!

(hey those icons are a hoot!)

:woohoo:

*petting Kimi on the head*

There there, it'll be okay. Now hand over the Baileys.

*hic*:drinktoth

I've got several bottles, so you can have your own. I'm drinking it straight with a nipple attached. Thanks for the pet, mama!

:)
Kimi

C'mere'n lemme hug on ya, pilgrim. Garsh I think I missed y'all.

P.S. I have no idea what I'm doing. :-Z

*fart*

WOO HOO -- doctor's office just called me to reschedule my appt (somebody's sick... haha). Well, bless my heart! Since I've already turned in my time sheet showing the afternoon off for sick time... guess I'll just have to head to the fair early!!!

:drive:

Sometimes it's good to be alive on a Friday the 13th!!

:hula:

Good for you girlfriend!! Have some Jack's Fries for me, okay? Friday the
13th is a lucky day for me, usually.

:)
Kimi

C'mere'n lemme hug on ya, pilgrim. Garsh I think I missed y'all.

P.S. I have no idea what I'm doing. :-Z
:D

you'll get the hang of it :)


wait til someone tries to 'splain how to post images

I feel like I've been through the birth canal or sumpthin. Geez!

Greetings All!

(hey those icons are a hoot!)

Kelly! LOL @ the birth canal.....glad you made it!

:)
Kimi

:D

you'll get the hang of it :)


wait til someone tries to 'splain how to post images



I tried to put an image on my profile and it doesn't like the size of anything I have. Hey, where's BT?

I tried to put an image on my profile and it doesn't like the size of anything I have. Hey, where's BT?

last i read, he's swamped at work.

i think SMW got an email from him earlier this week.

Kelly! LOL @ the birth canal.....glad you made it!

:)
Kimi


Kimi you gorgeous woman you! How is life? Geez, I feel like I've been gone for a year or sumpthin.

Still not smokin??

Oh hey BTW, I saw something at a candle party last night that I thought would be a cool addition to your aromatherapy line.... a reed diffuser! Very cool.

Good for you girlfriend!! Have some Jack's Fries for me, okay? Friday the
13th is a lucky day for me, usually.

:)
Kimi

Wonder if Miss Smarty will bees a gettin all
Gussied up er what.
Maybe a nice Cowgirl outfit.
I hope she don't put on too mush leather.