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TylerBabe
10-06-2006, 02:17 PM
Out here on the left, maternity wear is a thong and a tank top.

No... wait... that was a dream from last night.
Never mind

LMFAO

smartmouthwoman
10-06-2006, 02:27 PM
Out here on the left, maternity wear is a thong and a tank top.

No... wait... that was a dream from last night.
Never mind

Well, darlin, you do live in the land of fruits & nuts, ya know?

No offense intended... some of my best friends are F&N.

:)
SMW

Ride4Life
10-06-2006, 02:38 PM
Well, darlin, you do live in the land of fruits & nuts, ya know?

No offense intended... some of my best friends are F&N.

:)
SMW
Fruits and nuts have their place. usually in a bowl and shaken vigorously until slightly bruised.

And how can I take offense to anything you say? Your boyfriend is bigger than me and he'll whoop my ass.

smartmouthwoman
10-06-2006, 03:04 PM
After the woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside.

"I have something I must tell you about your baby.."

"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.

"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

"What's that?"

"It means your baby has both male and female parts."

"Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean he has a penis and a brain?"

Ride4Life
10-06-2006, 03:38 PM
After the woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside.

"I have something I must tell you about your baby.."

"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.

"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

"What's that?"

"It means your baby has both male and female parts."

"Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean he has a penis and a brain?"

I was told once that I had one of those. but they didnt tell me which

smartmouthwoman
10-06-2006, 03:57 PM
Y'all have a good weekend and TRY to stay outta trouble! Oh yeah, and don't forget to celebrate Columbus Day... heaven only knows I plan to!!!!

(((all y'all)))

:)
SMW

hclager
10-06-2006, 04:04 PM
go eagles

MrsKimi
10-06-2006, 04:19 PM
After the woman gave birth to a baby, her doctor stood solemnly at her bedside.

"I have something I must tell you about your baby.."

"What's wrong?" the alarmed mother asked.

"Your baby is a hermaphrodite."

"What's that?"

"It means your baby has both male and female parts."

"Oh my God!" the woman exclaimed. "You mean he has a penis and a brain?"


LMAO!!!!!!

TylerBabe
10-06-2006, 04:39 PM
go eagles

GO COWBOYS!! :woohoo: :drinktoth :cool:

MrsKimi
10-06-2006, 04:50 PM
GO COWBOYS!! :woohoo: :drinktoth :cool:


GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!:drinktoth

es347fan
10-06-2006, 05:05 PM
GO COWBOYS!!!!!!!!!:drinktoth

And take Fort Worth with you

MrsKimi
10-06-2006, 05:17 PM
And take Fort Worth with you

Aw, man!! I love Fort Worth! Bad experience?

:)
Kimi

Ride4Life
10-06-2006, 05:27 PM
So do I. I love it because it's not here

MrsKimi
10-06-2006, 05:34 PM
So do I. I love it because it's not here


Does that mean you'd rather be anywhere but where you are? Or does it mean you really hate Fort Worth?

Going riding this weekend?

:)
Kimi

Ride4Life
10-06-2006, 06:00 PM
I damn near got run off the road by a drunk in a pick up truck.So I dont think to highly of FW.

Im hoping to get some in on Sunday. Got a new swing arm and rear wheel so im cool now. But I have to work tomorrow, and that sucks

msmary
10-06-2006, 08:47 PM
:matrix:

Jaxwuzhere
10-07-2006, 02:01 AM
The boy was hurt tonight, and I had to play "Follow the Ambulance" again. I HATE playing "Follow the Ambulance".

Since it was so public, and since so many kids were worried, I posted this on his MySpace:

To anyone checking in on D, I just wanted to let you all know that he's going to be fine. He's out for the season, but still very focused on the team. He has a fracture in one of the wings that comes off his L-3 vertebrae, which is NOT a broken back, but rather an injury that will heal fine by itself right after it makes him hurt really bad for a bit. He also has a bruised kidney, but that also will heal OK.

That is also pretty much what I sent his father in an email...I wonder if he'll call his kid? Probably not, but I also sent him the link to the local tv station that will be replaying the game if he wants to see what happened. Nuthin' like a supportive parent...:hahanot:

hclager
10-07-2006, 12:14 PM
wow! glad he'll be ok.
you gonna tape the game so he can see it?

Ride4Life
10-07-2006, 12:59 PM
Must have taken one heck of a whallop to crack that one. Thankfully, its not permanent. Give him time and he'll be as good as new

mikezila
10-07-2006, 06:09 PM
it's warm out (for Michigan in Oct.), the sun is shining, the Tigers are whooping on the Yankees, Michigan is schooling MSU at the big house, God is in his Heaven, and all is right with the world.:woohoo:

maybe i should buy a lottery ticket too?

mikezila
10-07-2006, 06:11 PM
I damn near got run off the road by a drunk in a pick up truck.So I dont think to highly of FW.

Im hoping to get some in on Sunday. Got a new swing arm and rear wheel so im cool now. But I have to work tomorrow, and that sucks
i hate to break it to you, but even the sober ones drive like that around DFW.

mikezila
10-07-2006, 06:15 PM
The boy was hurt tonight, and I had to play "Follow the Ambulance" again. I HATE playing "Follow the Ambulance".

Since it was so public, and since so many kids were worried, I posted this on his MySpace:

To anyone checking in on D, I just wanted to let you all know that he's going to be fine. He's out for the season, but still very focused on the team. He has a fracture in one of the wings that comes off his L-3 vertebrae, which is NOT a broken back, but rather an injury that will heal fine by itself right after it makes him hurt really bad for a bit. He also has a bruised kidney, but that also will heal OK.

That is also pretty much what I sent his father in an email...I wonder if he'll call his kid? Probably not, but I also sent him the link to the local tv station that will be replaying the game if he wants to see what happened. Nuthin' like a supportive parent...:hahanot:
that so sux! but think of all the great stories you will have to tell your grandchildren at Christmas & Thanksgiving......iffn your boys don't self-destruct.:lolhit:

hclager
10-07-2006, 10:14 PM
put in 7.5 hours overtime today .. there is plenty more to do.
drank a few watching the flyers blow the first home game.
i see an early bedtime in my future

hclager
10-07-2006, 10:15 PM
oh, and when i took a break from work .. i came home and mowed the damn grass

hclager
10-08-2006, 03:11 PM
westbrook is gonna be on the field today!!

hclager
10-08-2006, 07:44 PM
:)

SweetCheeks
10-09-2006, 12:23 AM
westbrook is gonna be on the field today!!


*grumble grumble grumble* I wish the sports centers would tell us these things "BEFORE" I had to bench him in my Fantasy Football. :(
Good thing the player I put in got lucky and got 1 more point then westbrook!

Congrats on the Philly win over Dallas! Wooo hoooo

hclager
10-09-2006, 07:30 AM
good morning

Musiq_notes
10-09-2006, 08:09 AM
good morning


Good morning. What was up with this weekend? 80 degrees in October? I guess today and tomorrow are suppose to be the same followed by some 50 degree weather at the end of the week.

I have surgery on Friday. I'm so looking forward to that. :rolleyes:

hclager
10-09-2006, 08:36 AM
I have surgery on Friday. I'm so looking forward to that. :rolleyes:


implants?

msmary
10-09-2006, 08:37 AM
The boy was hurt tonight, and I had to play "Follow the Ambulance" again. I HATE playing "Follow the Ambulance".

Since it was so public, and since so many kids were worried, I posted this on his MySpace:

To anyone checking in on D, I just wanted to let you all know that he's going to be fine. He's out for the season, but still very focused on the team. He has a fracture in one of the wings that comes off his L-3 vertebrae, which is NOT a broken back, but rather an injury that will heal fine by itself right after it makes him hurt really bad for a bit. He also has a bruised kidney, but that also will heal OK.

That is also pretty much what I sent his father in an email...I wonder if he'll call his kid? Probably not, but I also sent him the link to the local tv station that will be replaying the game if he wants to see what happened. Nuthin' like a supportive parent...:hahanot:


(((Jax))) Here's to a quick recovery of your son. Sorry you both have to go through this. Raising kids is so tough on the ol' heart.

msmary
10-09-2006, 08:39 AM
it's warm out (for Michigan in Oct.), the sun is shining, the Tigers are whooping on the Yankees, Michigan is schooling MSU at the big house, God is in his Heaven, and all is right with the world.:woohoo:

maybe i should buy a lottery ticket too?


Well, if the Twins couldn't be in it (please don't hit me, Mikey) I'm so happy the Tigers are getting it done. Bout time they had a winning year.

:woohoo:

msmary
10-09-2006, 08:40 AM
Good morning. What was up with this weekend? 80 degrees in October? I guess today and tomorrow are suppose to be the same followed by some 50 degree weather at the end of the week.

I have surgery on Friday. I'm so looking forward to that. :rolleyes:


((((Musiq)))) Sorry to hear that. How are you doing?

Musiq_notes
10-09-2006, 08:42 AM
implants?

if I was getting implants I would be looking forward to it!

Musiq_notes
10-09-2006, 08:42 AM
((((Musiq)))) Sorry to hear that. How are you doing?

Oh I've been better. I mean I feel fine but my nerves are shot. I mean no one wants to hear they could have cancer.

Ride4Life
10-09-2006, 09:04 AM
Oh I've been better. I mean I feel fine but my nerves are shot. I mean no one wants to hear they could have cancer.

Im so sorry to hear that Musiq. My heart goes out to you and your family. I had a scare with leukemia a couple years ago, so I'm understanding what youre going through. You'll be ok though.

hclager
10-09-2006, 09:12 AM
damn it!! smw is off today isn't she?


grumble grumble grumble

Ride4Life
10-09-2006, 09:15 AM
Yeah. Some people have all the luck, and the rest of us have to work. Somethings wrong with that picture

Musiq_notes
10-09-2006, 09:17 AM
damn it!! smw is off today isn't she?


grumble grumble grumble

Yes I think she is.

BTW...thanks for the video on myspace it made for a good laugh this morning.

hclager
10-09-2006, 09:20 AM
Yes I think she is.

BTW...thanks for the video on myspace it made for a good laugh this morning.


:) thank me later:cool:

TylerBabe
10-09-2006, 09:28 AM
Yes Fool, I know that's BT's l'il sayin but since he isn't around I figured it would be ok for me to make ya miss him just a weeee bit ;)

How's everyone this fine mornin? A bit crisp out down in Big D but it feels wonderful. Runnin a lil late this morning too but that's also a good thing :D

(((MUSIQ))) I'm sure everything will turn out ok...just keep up the positive thoughts and know that you have a whole bunch of folks out here supportin ya!!

Now.....where's Miss Kimi? Did she decide to take the day off too?
grrrrrrr

msmary
10-09-2006, 09:41 AM
Did ya bring breakfast with ya? ;)

hclager
10-09-2006, 10:07 AM
:hula:

TylerBabe
10-09-2006, 10:13 AM
Did ya bring breakfast with ya? ;)

Nope....but I do have an appetite this morning....what's for brekkie?? I don't even have a bagel to chew on :(

hclager
10-09-2006, 10:17 AM
Nope....but I do have an appetite this morning....what's for brekkie?? I don't even have a bagel to chew on :(


i made scrambled eggs n banana peppers

TylerBabe
10-09-2006, 10:18 AM
i made scrambled eggs n banana peppers

That actually sounds good.....pass some over this direction :D

Ride4Life
10-09-2006, 10:25 AM
Have fun today everyone.
My boss just told me I cant play in the office today. I have to go swimming in an acid tank. But its up at Castaic lake, so I guess thats not so bad.:woohoo:

Bosses. You cant help but love em:lolhit:

hclager
10-09-2006, 10:26 AM
That actually sounds good.....pass some over this direction :D


they are loooooooooooong gone.


...i wonder if our IT department can see that i found my way back to the net?

TylerBabe
10-09-2006, 10:29 AM
they are loooooooooooong gone.


...i wonder if our IT department can see that i found my way back to the net?

Go make some more or I'll be sure the IT department finds out!! :lolhit:

hclager
10-09-2006, 10:33 AM
:rant: Go make some more or I'll be sure the IT department finds out!! :lolhit:

Foolsworth
10-09-2006, 10:44 AM
" so i thought,Hay...I can DO this "
---- Sally Field for Boniva

Chit Chat and Away Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee Go ! :bombout: :hahanot:

:flowers: :woohoo: :woohoo: :flowers: :lolhit:

Foolsworth
10-09-2006, 10:58 AM
Good morning. What was up with this weekend? 80 degrees in October? I guess today and tomorrow are suppose to be the same followed by some 50 degree weather at the end of the week.

I have surgery on Friday. I'm so looking forward to that. :rolleyes:

I don't suppose the term - Indian Summer - rings a Bell :bombout:

That last burst of summer weather in Autumn,when the leaves
are still falling,the sun is outs aplenty,the air is crisp,and dry,
like the fallen leaves,with glorious shades of sunburst,browns
Reds,and every ting of Orange,imaginable.
It's The most Dreamy and Norman Rockwell of times.
I'd just as soon,write about it as Watch it.

TylerBabe
10-09-2006, 11:01 AM
" so i thought,Hay...I can DO this "
---- Sally Field for Boniva

Chit Chat and Away Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee Go ! :bombout: :hahanot:

:flowers: :woohoo: :woohoo: :flowers: :lolhit:

Mornin Fool....glad you decided to join us today :drinktoth

Musiq_notes
10-09-2006, 11:02 AM
I don't suppose the term - Indian Summer - rings a Bell :bombout:

That last burst of summer weather in Autumn,when the leaves
are still falling,the sun is outs aplenty,the air is crisp,and dry,
like the fallen leaves,with glorious shades of sunburst,browns
Reds,and every ting of Orange,imaginable.
It's The most Dreamy and Norman Rockwell of times.
I'd just as soon,write about it as Watch it.


Well Mr. Fool. I've always heard that it isn't technically Indian Summer until you've had your first frost. And it still hasn't gotten cold yet. So I think we are a little too quick to push that info on me just yet. Thanks anyway though!

:thumbs:

Musiq_notes
10-09-2006, 11:08 AM
i made scrambled eggs n banana peppers


I had cereal again. Captain Crunch!

and then an apple at 9 because i got hungry

MrsKimi
10-09-2006, 11:18 AM
I'm not having fun these days here at work and that sucks, because I've always like my job so much.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Ty - got any openings down there?

Morning everybody.....not sure how much I'll get to be here this week, but I'll drop by when I can......:mad:

Kimi

Foolsworth
10-09-2006, 11:34 AM
Well Mr. Fool. I've always heard that it isn't technically Indian Summer until you've had your first frost. And it still hasn't gotten cold yet. So I think we are a little too quick to push that info on me just yet. Thanks anyway though!

:thumbs:


In some regions of the U.S. it colloiquially refers to the
hottest times of the year,in late July or August,or more commonly
known as Dog Days.
Called - Old Wives summer - in the United Kingdom.
Where in Autumn,or late October or early November,usually sometime
after the first frost.Lasting days or weeks.
It's origin is varied.Most notable would be the Native Americans
and the harvesting of Fall crops.
Writer H.E.Ware,Englishman,noted that during this October time
Ships traversing the Indian Ocean,loaded up their cargo THE most
during this time,known for being a fair season.Some ships even
had - I.S. - on their hulls,at the load level thought safe during
the Indian Summer.
Typically for an - Indian Summer - to take place,the weather
must be above 70 degrees for 7 days after the end of
the Autumnal equinox.
--------------------------------------------------
Ok,so's maybe I a wee bit ahead me's self.Maybees s'not !
So Sue Me.

TylerBabe
10-09-2006, 11:52 AM
I'm not having fun these days here at work and that sucks, because I've always like my job so much.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Ty - got any openings down there?

Morning everybody.....not sure how much I'll get to be here this week, but I'll drop by when I can......:mad:

Kimi

There's about to be at least one because I'm about ready to tell them where to shove this shit!!! grrrrrrrrrrr is right....can ya tell it's Monday.....all the idiots are coming outta the woodwork!!

hclager
10-09-2006, 11:53 AM
There's about to be at least one because I'm about ready to tell them where to shove this shit!!! grrrrrrrrrrr is right....can ya tell it's Monday.....all the idiots are coming outta the woodwork!!


and the eagles won

TylerBabe
10-09-2006, 12:05 PM
and the eagles won

S T F U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't make me come up there and hurt you too! :mad:

MrsKimi
10-09-2006, 12:14 PM
S T F U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't make me come up there and hurt you too! :mad:



LMAO!! You beat me to it!

Lager - don't gloat too much, now.

:)
Kimi

hclager
10-09-2006, 12:38 PM
S T F U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't make me come up there and hurt you too! :mad:


:) come on up! female contact is female contact

hclager
10-09-2006, 12:48 PM
i might take off friday... to show support for musiq..... even tho it's just infalmed tissue

hclager
10-09-2006, 01:13 PM
radio says there were only a few arrests at the game.
we are getting better!

hclager
10-09-2006, 01:41 PM
so, if i take off friday i gotta find someplace to go where the weather will be better than it is here

TylerBabe
10-09-2006, 02:09 PM
:) come on up! female contact is female contact

On my way :drive:

MrsKimi
10-09-2006, 04:01 PM
On my way :drive:

You'd best come by here on your way, missy!!

Where's Mary today??????

:)
Kimi

TylerBabe
10-09-2006, 04:47 PM
You'd best come by here on your way, missy!!

Where's Mary today??????

:)
Kimi

Not a clue where that woman is :( Guess she has the day off too!!

MrsKimi
10-09-2006, 04:53 PM
Not a clue where that woman is :( Guess she has the day off too!!


Well, if that doesn't beat all!! She's not supposed to be absent without checking in with me. She must have spent too much time with the pool boys this weekend, huh?

:)
Kimi

TylerBabe
10-09-2006, 04:54 PM
Well, if that doesn't beat all!! She's not supposed to be absent without checking in with me. She must have spent too much time with the pool boys this weekend, huh?

:)
Kimi

EVIDENTLY....and she never even invited us to share....how dare her!!!

MrsKimi
10-09-2006, 04:56 PM
She gets like that when she's had too much sauce! LOL

She's going to hurt me now.

:)
Kimi

mikezila
10-09-2006, 06:32 PM
Well, if the Twins couldn't be in it (please don't hit me, Mikey) I'm so happy the Tigers are getting it done. Bout time they had a winning year.

:woohoo:
after what happened in 1984, i'm wondering if the city really wants them to go all the way.:lolhit:

mikezila
10-09-2006, 06:34 PM
if I was getting implants I would be looking forward to it!
free green jello isn't something to look forward to? :lolhit:

mikezila
10-09-2006, 06:37 PM
I had cereal again. Captain Crunch!

and then an apple at 9 because i got hungry
breakfast cereal was never intended to be eaten alone-hence the term "PART of a complete breakfast".

mikezila
10-09-2006, 06:41 PM
Nope....but I do have an appetite this morning....what's for brekkie?? I don't even have a bagel to chew on :(
aren't bagels YANKEE food???...but they sure are good with a lil Philly brand cream cheese :D

hclager
10-09-2006, 08:32 PM
aren't bagels YANKEE food???...but they sure are good with a lil Philly brand cream cheese :D
:hahanot:

hclager
10-09-2006, 08:34 PM
i checked out some dallas newspapers online..... they are doin more gloating than any philly fan could do. sheeeesh!

eagles will have to be able to step it up even higher when they play later in the season

Jaxwuzhere
10-09-2006, 10:07 PM
Hey guys...

Boy is truckin' along, kinda. He's not peeing blood, so I'm hugely relieved on the kidney issue. I made him go into school today (after discussing it with his trainer), but won't do it again tomorrow. Gonna have to work something out with the school for the next few weeks so that he stays current but isn't as miserable as he was today. WHY he didn't call me to come and get him, I'll never understand. I told both him and the nurse....oh hell, nevermind. I'm thinking of alternating days for morning/afternoon classes. We'll see. The major problem is he's carrying Honors and Advanced Placement (college credit) courses. He simply can't afford the time off.

I've skimmed back, but not actually read. What I got from that is, thanks for asking about Boy, I hope Musiq is OK, glad Lager got his lawn mowed and happy Mike found his baseball....:D

hclager
10-09-2006, 10:43 PM
The female demerit system...

In the world of romance, one single rule applies:

Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
· You make the bed (+1)
· You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
· You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
· You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5)
· You check out a suspicious noise at night (+1)
· You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
· You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
· You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
· It's her pet (-20)
SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS
· You stay by her side the entire party (0)
· You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2)
· Named Tina (-10)
· Tina is a dancer (-20)
· Tina has silicon implants (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY
· You take her out to dinner (+2)
· You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+3)
· Okay, it's a sports bar (-2)
· And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
· It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colours of your favourite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT
· You take her to a movie (+1)
· You take her to a movie she likes (+3)
· You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
· You take her to a movie you like (-2)
· It's called 'Death Cop' (-3)
· You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE
· You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
· You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
· You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts (-30)
· You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

THE BIG QUESTION
· She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you lose points no matter what]
· You hesitate in responding (-10)
· You reply, "Where?"(-35)
· Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION
· When she wants to talk about a problem , you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
· You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
· You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
· She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-4000)

mikezila
10-09-2006, 11:17 PM
Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.

You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

what did i say about being dependable without being predictable???:thumbs:

mikezila
10-10-2006, 02:29 AM
***Your Sketchiness Factor***


You are 71% Sketchy


How Sketchy Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howsketchyareyouquiz/


where's Scummy when you really need a good laugh?

hclager
10-10-2006, 07:22 AM
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7092/crybabyij0.jpg

TylerBabe
10-10-2006, 07:27 AM
***Your Sketchiness Factor***


You are 71% Sketchy


How Sketchy Are You?
http://www.blogthings.com/howsketchyareyouquiz/


where's Scummy when you really need a good laugh?

OMG....how scary is this........

You are 71% Sketchy :eek:


btw....notice who got in early today ;)

TylerBabe
10-10-2006, 07:29 AM
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7092/crybabyij0.jpg

Bite me Lager :lolhit:

TylerBabe
10-10-2006, 07:34 AM
Here's one for us girls....see what you get...


http://www.blogthings.com/areyoualadyquiz/







You Are 60% Lady

You're part lady, part modern woman.
Etiquette is important to you, but you brush aside rules that are outdated or silly.

hclager
10-10-2006, 08:09 AM
morning

hclager
10-10-2006, 08:38 AM
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msmary
10-10-2006, 08:42 AM
She gets like that when she's had too much sauce! LOL

She's going to hurt me now.

:)
Kimi


Moi? Hurt lil ol' you? :eek:

I was busy earning my keep. Unlike some people around here who shall remain nameless....Ty, Kimi, Lager...:hahanot:

msmary
10-10-2006, 08:45 AM
after what happened in 1984, i'm wondering if the city really wants them to go all the way.:lolhit:

What happened in 1984?

The Twins stole the pennant from them in 87 and then went on to beat the Cardinals for the Series. It was awesome.:woohoo:

Tigers' turn now!!!!

TylerBabe
10-10-2006, 08:59 AM
Moi? Hurt lil ol' you? :eek:

I was busy earning my keep. Unlike some people around here who shall remain nameless....Ty, Kimi, Lager...:hahanot:

Whatchoo talkin bout Mama?? I would NEVER hurt anyone *puts on best innocent look* :D

smartmouthwoman
10-10-2006, 09:18 AM
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I knew it'd be painful, but not THAT painful! Thx for posting that headline, HL. F*ckyouverymuch.

:(
SMW

hclager
10-10-2006, 09:20 AM
I knew it'd be painful, but not THAT painful! Thx for posting that headline, HL. F*ckyouverymuch.

:(
SMW


lol you can rub it in when they win later in the season

smartmouthwoman
10-10-2006, 09:30 AM
lol you can rub it in when they win later in the season

Yeah, you know I will!

Pouring rain this morning. At least I beat it here. Been catchin up on the happenins around here over the weekend.

Musiq, sorry to hear you're having to have surgery. Hopefully that'll clear up the problem and you'll be able to quit worrying about it. Been there, done that... and everything turned out OK. Keeping fingers crossed it'll be the same for you.

Jax... good grief!!!! Sorry about son's injury and hope he gets better soon. Also hope he doesn't learn to 'milk' his condition to get all that girl-attention. Bless his heart.. bet he has to fight 'em off with a bedpan for the next few weeks! Keep us informed, would ya? Hang in there!!

G'morning to the rest of y'all. Hope everyone had a nice, long weekend (like me!) 3 days is nearly too long to be off... without a computer. Thinkin it's time to get my home unit back up and runnin. All I gotta do now is find somebody to install a new power supply for me. Ugh.

:)
SMW

hclager
10-10-2006, 09:47 AM
Yeah, you know I will!

Pouring rain this morning. At least I beat it here. Been catchin up on the happenins around here over the weekend.

Musiq, sorry to hear you're having to have surgery. Hopefully that'll clear up the problem and you'll be able to quit worrying about it. Been there, done that... and everything turned out OK. Keeping fingers crossed it'll be the same for you.

Jax... good grief!!!! Sorry about son's injury and hope he gets better soon. Also hope he doesn't learn to 'milk' his condition to get all that girl-attention. Bless his heart.. bet he has to fight 'em off with a bedpan for the next few weeks! Keep us informed, would ya? Hang in there!!

G'morning to the rest of y'all. Hope everyone had a nice, long weekend (like me!) 3 days is nearly too long to be off... without a computer. Thinkin it's time to get my home unit back up and runnin. All I gotta do now is find somebody to install a new power supply for me. Ugh.

:)
SMW

i haven't changed a power supply in years, but when i did it was just screwS and plugs

hclager
10-10-2006, 10:21 AM
howard is playing the audio of dateline when they nab dudes showing up at houses to get with minor girls.... this one dude says he watchs the show and wouldn't do anything like that ..... duh! you showed up!! sicko

Foolsworth
10-10-2006, 10:24 AM
Remember her.? I bet not.
Won more medals in the 1984 Olympics in Los Angeles
than any other Swimmer.3 Gold and a Silver.
See how easy We,as mortals furgit.
Even with a Name like dat.
Therefore mine is simple & Direct.
Juts call me fOOl.
Butts,s'not late fer Dinner,is all.!

smartmouthwoman
10-10-2006, 10:29 AM
howard is playing the audio of dateline when they nab dudes showing up at houses to get with minor girls.... this one dude says he watchs the show and wouldn't do anything like that ..... duh! you showed up!! sicko

Yeah, I saw some discussion of that deal over on the Politics thread and one guy was commenting that those men were arrested without proof they were going to actually go thru with a sexual act with an underage girl. Made me think about it for a bit, but I came to the same conclusion you did -- DUH you showed up, didn't ya?? They're not only pervs.. they're dumb pervs. Esp the doctor guy. Whatta way to self-destruct!

smartmouthwoman
10-10-2006, 10:31 AM
Remember her.? I bet not.
Won more medals in the 1984 Olympics in Los Angeles
than any other Swimmer.3 Gold and a Silver.
See how easy We,as mortals furgit.
Even with a Name like dat.
Therefore mine is simple & Direct.
Juts call me fOOl.
Butts,s'not late fer Dinner,is all.!

I don't remember her at all. But then again, I have a hard time remembering last week. Now, who did the Cowboys play again??

:)
SMW

P.S. Mornin, Fool. Have a good weekend, did ya?

smartmouthwoman
10-10-2006, 10:32 AM
i haven't changed a power supply in years, but when i did it was just screwS and plugs

Dangit.. if I knew where it was, I'd try changing it myself!

Is it bigger than a breadbox?

:?
SMW

hclager
10-10-2006, 10:33 AM
Yeah, I saw some discussion of that deal over on the Politics thread and one guy was commenting that those men were arrested without proof they were going to actually go thru with a sexual act with an underage girl. Made me think about it for a bit, but I came to the same conclusion you did -- DUH you showed up, didn't ya?? They're not only pervs.. they're dumb pervs. Esp the doctor guy. Whatta way to self-destruct!


oooo the doctor! they had him call his wife for bail :lolhit: