This Morn.It was real fluffy.
I likes Fluffy stuff.
So,sue ellen Me.! :woohoo:

I WANDERED lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

Continuous as the stars that shine
And twinkle on the milky way,
They stretched in never-ending line
Along the margin of a bay: 10
Ten thousand saw I at a glance,
Tossing their heads in sprightly dance.

The waves beside them danced; but they
Out-did the sparkling waves in glee:
A poet could not but be gay,
In such a jocund company:
I gazed--and gazed--but little thought
What wealth the show to me had brought:

For oft, when on my couch I lie
In vacant or in pensive mood, 20
They flash upon that inward eye
Which is the bliss of solitude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
And dances with the daffodils.
1804.

Williams Wordworth

:( that's because momma is the likely source of infection...think about it! who does a baby come in to contact with most that deals with big bad world?


it's illogical, but let's blame D instead.

It's probably the 2 little nieces he is around during the day.

Have I told you all lately that I'm really glad to "know" you and count you all as my good friends? Okay.........that's all the mooshy stuff for now!

I'm still trying to catch up on my rest from the weekend. One thing about it, after a weekend like that, you can park the bike for a few days and not miss it too much.

My 'old' boss has returned to us, so I'm not as free to be here as I was. I'll be around....just have to work now, dammit!

:)
Kimi

the one thing i actually will go to MickeyD's for is their Steak Bagel-that's some good stuff!


Are you kidding me??? Those bagels are so hard. The only reason I ate one is because they got my ordered wrong once and I didn't realize it until I had made it home already. I choked it down but only because I didn't want to cook!

:mad:

Are you kidding me??? Those bagels are so hard. The only reason I ate one is because they got my ordered wrong once and I didn't realize it until I had made it home already. I choked it down but only because I didn't want to cook!

:mad:

I'm surprised they dont serve those with a bottle of JD. You need something to soften them with

I'm surprised they dont serve those with a bottle of JD. You need something to soften them with


They need to come with something. Otherwise you might chip a tooth!

:hahanot:

I have Honey Wheat bagels....anyone care for one? They really are good and I have some veggie cream cheese to go with...mmmmmm

I'm sure I'm gonna get alot of EEEEWWWWEEEEE's and YUKKKKKKKKK'S with that lil remark, but it's damn good I tellz ya...hehehe

I am sooooooooo ready for this day to be over so we can get to the next one......anybody willing to help me convince the working force that the day is done??

Alright you Yankees... a native Texan declaring love for a bagel. Y'all can stop coming down here now, you've won.

:rant:
SMW

Have I told you all lately that I'm really glad to "know" you and count you all as my good friends? Okay.........that's all the mooshy stuff for now!

I'm still trying to catch up on my rest from the weekend. One thing about it, after a weekend like that, you can park the bike for a few days and not miss it too much.

My 'old' boss has returned to us, so I'm not as free to be here as I was. I'll be around....just have to work now, dammit!

:)
Kimi

Here's one for the bosses...

:upyours:

This one definitely deserves a drum roll.

A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.

Guy behind the counter asks, "Male or female?"

Customer says, "Female."

Counter guy asks, "Black or white?"

Customer says, "White."

Counter guy asks, "Christian or Muslim?"

Customer says, "What the heck does religion have to do with it?"

Counter guy says, "The Muslim one blows itself up."

the one thing i actually will go to MickeyD's for is their Steak Bagel-that's some good stuff!

Do y'all have Quizno's up there? They have the BEST Prime Rib Philly Cheesesteak.

MmmMMMMmmmMMMMMMMMM!

:)
SMW

Damn... I took a shower today and everything.

:confused:

Here's one for the bosses...

:upyours:


AMEN!!!

:)
Kimi

Lmao!

Was sick yesterday... doesn't look like I missed much. Good to see everyone is in the same stupor as me.

Speakin of football, wanna make a lil wager on the game this weekend, HL?

:)
SMW


ugh! i dunno ... they still havn't played a whole game... they either lay down the first half or the second.

i'd just like to go on record and say that not all us nutcases here in pennsylvania are planning on going in and shooting up an amish schoolhouse.


i prefer my women older

i'd just like to go on record and say that not all us nutcases here in pennsylvania are planning on going in and shooting up an amish schoolhouse.


i prefer my women older

I mean, really... what an idiot. Guess he showed somebody, eh?

:(
SMW

P.S. While we're clearing our consciences, let me go down on record as saying I would never take a group of fifth graders to an art museum so they could see nude statues. Esp since they prob already know more about sex than I do.

i'd just like to go on record and say that not all us nutcases here in pennsylvania are planning on going in and shooting up an amish schoolhouse.


i prefer my women older

older? so what was i just a fling?

:upyours:

lol a plane jacking to protest the pope.

sheeesh!

mind your own damn religion

older? so what was i just a fling?

:upyours:


older than 10

lol 21 and up

I mean, really... what an idiot. Guess he showed somebody, eh?

:(
SMW

P.S. While we're clearing our consciences, let me go down on record as saying I would never take a group of fifth graders to an art museum so they could see nude statues. Esp since they prob already know more about sex than I do.


nude statues!!! that's hot

I mean, really... what an idiot. Guess he showed somebody, eh?

:(
SMW

P.S. While we're clearing our consciences, let me go down on record as saying I would never take a group of fifth graders to an art museum so they could see nude statues. Esp since they prob already know more about sex than I do.

Its sad to think what people are capable of. Anyone want to homeschool my son?

Its sad to think what people are capable of. Anyone want to homeschool my son?

Doubt that you'd want him learning blackjack and pai gow poker. However, I will send him a six-shooter before he starts kindergarten. For his own protection, of course.

:)
SMW

So I called about the X-rays. Of course, "we can't tell you anything". Apparently they are going to send me something in the mail.

:rant:

no news is good news .... so that's why i don't watch the news.

gotta go:drive:

Has anybody been watching this show for the past several weeks??

Absolutely amazing. And appalling.

:eek:

They've been setting up 'stings' using the internet and a decoy (male & female) who claim to be 12-15 years old and home alone. On last week's show, they nabbed 22 men who showed up at the address the 'kid' gave them. Most with condoms and bags of burgers from McDonalds. And more than once, two at a time showed up (in which case, the later one just waited in his car until the previous one left).

We're not talking lowlifes here... we're talking soldiers (several), business owners and even one DOCTOR. Even though, when busted, most claimed they wouldn't have gone thru with the act, but the cops who were waiting outside didn't seem to care as they put them in handcuffs.

Stupidest part is... alot of the men had seen the Dateline show before and weren't all that surprised when it came down! A few even said they suspected it might be a setup, but showed up anyway!

:slap:

How ignorant is that?

Has anybody been watching this show for the past several weeks??

Absolutely amazing. And appalling.

:eek:

They've been setting up 'stings' using the internet and a decoy (male & female) who claim to be 12-15 years old and home alone. On last week's show, they nabbed 22 men who showed up at the address the 'kid' gave them. Most with condoms and bags of burgers from McDonalds. And more than once, two at a time showed up (in which case, the later one just waited in his car until the previous one left).

We're not talking lowlifes here... we're talking soldiers (several), business owners and even one DOCTOR. Even though, when busted, most claimed they wouldn't have gone thru with the act, but the cops who were waiting outside didn't seem to care as they put them in handcuffs.

Stupidest part is... alot of the men had seen the Dateline show before and weren't all that surprised when it came down! A few even said they suspected it might be a setup, but showed up anyway!

:slap:

How ignorant is that?

The whole world seems crazy to me. :(

The whole world seems crazy to me. :(
You bet.
Theres a whole bunch of sick puppies out there. I talk to a lot of people on the internet, and the minute I catch wind theyre underage, I run for the hills.

How old did you say you were?

The whole world seems crazy to me. :(

Amen, Sistah.

Now where is that Scummy to tell us how we can find peace and harmony thru meditation? The biotch better get here pretty quick... I feel very unpeaceful and nonharmonic.

:lolhit:

You bet.
Theres a whole bunch of sick puppies out there. I talk to a lot of people on the internet, and the minute I catch wind their underage, I run for the hills.

How old did you say you were?

Did ya read that IM exchange (Foley's) someone posted on the Politics board here? Saddest part is HE (52 yr old) sounded more like a 16 yr old than the kid.

*tsk tsk*

Did ya read that IM exchange (Foley's) someone posted on the Politics board here? Saddest part is HE (52 yr old) sounded more like a 16 yr old than the kid.

*tsk tsk*

The last thing i want to do is jump on a soapbox here, mainly because my english skills arent the best, but its that type of incoherency that makes me run. I always figured if you went to school, you should have learned something, and you really ought to use it.

OK, my soapbox is broken now.

Amen, Sistah.

Now where is that Scummy to tell us how we can find peace and harmony thru meditation? The biotch better get here pretty quick... I feel very unpeaceful and nonharmonic.

:lolhit:

Yeah, where is she? I need someone to put me in my place. Wherever that is.

Alright you Yankees... a native Texan declaring love for a bagel. Y'all can stop coming down here now, you've won.

:rant:
SMW

LMFAO......sorry about that Smarty, but I do like 'em, especially covered with cream cheese ;)

But, you really have to know I did it on purpose.....right? I'm doing my part to stop those damn Yankees from invading us :hahanot:

Has anybody been watching this show for the past several weeks??

Absolutely amazing. And appalling.

:eek:

They've been setting up 'stings' using the internet and a decoy (male & female) who claim to be 12-15 years old and home alone. On last week's show, they nabbed 22 men who showed up at the address the 'kid' gave them. Most with condoms and bags of burgers from McDonalds. And more than once, two at a time showed up (in which case, the later one just waited in his car until the previous one left).

We're not talking lowlifes here... we're talking soldiers (several), business owners and even one DOCTOR. Even though, when busted, most claimed they wouldn't have gone thru with the act, but the cops who were waiting outside didn't seem to care as they put them in handcuffs.

Stupidest part is... alot of the men had seen the Dateline show before and weren't all that surprised when it came down! A few even said they suspected it might be a setup, but showed up anyway!

:slap:

How ignorant is that?

Yes I watch it every chance I get. The sickest part, like you mentioned, is that these guys aren't at all what you would expect. Business men, teachers, doctors and PARENTS of girls this age. I know one shouldn't really go by stereotypes but I wish there was one so you knew who to watch out for. To think one of our bosses could be like that we not even know it. What, my boss is that perverted. However I would like to think he would at least go for 18 year olds so it would be legal.

:rolleyes:

Has anybody been watching this show for the past several weeks??

Absolutely amazing. And appalling.

:eek:

They've been setting up 'stings' using the internet and a decoy (male & female) who claim to be 12-15 years old and home alone. On last week's show, they nabbed 22 men who showed up at the address the 'kid' gave them. Most with condoms and bags of burgers from McDonalds. And more than once, two at a time showed up (in which case, the later one just waited in his car until the previous one left).

We're not talking lowlifes here... we're talking soldiers (several), business owners and even one DOCTOR. Even though, when busted, most claimed they wouldn't have gone thru with the act, but the cops who were waiting outside didn't seem to care as they put them in handcuffs.

Stupidest part is... alot of the men had seen the Dateline show before and weren't all that surprised when it came down! A few even said they suspected it might be a setup, but showed up anyway!

:slap:

How ignorant is that?

MEN......PFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT...don't get me started on the ignorance of some of them!! (most present company excluded of course ;)

You bet.
Theres a whole bunch of sick puppies out there. I talk to a lot of people on the internet, and the minute I catch wind theyre underage, I run for the hills.

How old did you say you were?

HMMMMM and how old did you say YOU were?? hehehe

You bet.
Theres a whole bunch of sick puppies out there. I talk to a lot of people on the internet, and the minute I catch wind theyre underage, I run for the hills.

How old did you say you were?


Um, I am well past the age of consent...LOL. It's just sad that people are so damned screwed up that they think that sort of thing is gonna lead them to happiness.


Originally Posted by smartmouthwoman
Alright you Yankees... a native Texan declaring love for a bagel. Y'all can stop coming down here now, you've won.:rant:


SMW


Who you callin' a YANKEE, missy?
:hahanot:

MEN......PFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT...don't get me started on the ignorance of some of them!! (most present company excluded of course ;)


Only some of them. Like Mr. Happy.

Does anyone watch wife swap?

i watched it last night during commericals of 7th Heaven. That one woman was fierce!

HMMMMM and how old did you say YOU were?? hehehe

Is my english that bad?

Half a century for the record

Um, I am well past the age of consent...LOL. It's just sad that people are so damned screwed up that they think that sort of thing is gonna lead them to happiness.





Who you callin' a YANKEE, missy?
:hahanot:

And I consider you among the best, Mary!! But if Ty starts puttin vinegar on her french fries, I'm gonna have to do an intervention.

Amen about the happiness statement. And to risk what's taken them a lifetime to build for a few thrilling moments is beyond me. Also makes me wonder if this kinda stuff has always gone on, but the internet just makes it easier to find young people... not to mention CATCH the pedophiles. I know I ran into a few dirty ole men when I was a young girl... but none of 'em ever propositioned me. Just wanted to show me their 'goods' - blaaaaaahgh. (That alone was nearly enough to make me turn Lezzie.) Guess now that they can actually have an extended 'private' conversation with these kids, they think they've got a better chance with 'em.

:mad:

Does anyone watch wife swap?

i watched it last night during commericals of 7th Heaven. That one woman was fierce!

Didn't catch it last night, but I usually watch it. They must have to do some lookin to come up with two total opposites to swap with!

Is my english that bad?

Half a century for the record

We don't have any grammar checks here, so feel free to state your mind anytime you want! Guarantee you won't risk getting graded.

;)
SMW

And I consider you among the best, Mary!! But if Ty starts puttin vinegar on her french fries, I'm gonna have to do an intervention.

Amen about the happiness statement. And to risk what's taken them a lifetime to build for a few thrilling moments is beyond me. Also makes me wonder if this kinda stuff has always gone on, but the internet just makes it easier to find young people... not to mention CATCH the pedophiles. I know I ran into a few dirty ole men when I was a young girl... but none of 'em ever propositioned me. Just wanted to show me their 'goods' - blaaaaaahgh. (That alone was nearly enough to make me turn Lezzie.) Guess now that they can actually have an extended 'private' conversation with these kids, they think they've got a better chance with 'em.

:mad:

LOL about the vinegar on the "chips" line. I do that once in awhile. It's good. Besides, there's vinegar in catsup.

About the other stuff, I agree that this kind of thing has been going on for forever, but...I guess the internet makes it able to reach farther. *shudder*

It's amazing how powerful a drive sex can be.

Amen, Sistah.

Now where is that Scummy to tell us how we can find peace and harmony thru meditation? The biotch better get here pretty quick... I feel very unpeaceful and nonharmonic.

:lolhit:


LOL - me too!!! I feel the need to slap somebody.

How's everybody else's day going??

:)
Kimi

LOL - me too!!! I feel the need to slap somebody.

How's everybody else's day going??

:)
Kimi

KIMI!!!! Been missing you!!! I wanna hear more about the bike festival!!!

Pwease?

Not sure what the hell happened, but my boss got his hair cut over the weekend and I swear he looks like a chemo patient. Wonder whassup with that? (he has a few 'clumps' of long hair mixed with the bald!?) I mean, I know he had to hire a blind guy, but did he have to let him cut his hair????

:smile2:

KIMI!!!! Been missing you!!! I wanna hear more about the bike festival!!!

Pwease?

It was absolutely amazing the number of bikes in this town. I think the ground is still rumbling a little in the wake. I took Ruby down Wednesday night and Thursday night and that was enough for me. I rode behind the rest of the weekend. Just couldn't handle the chaos and I know it was upsetting to Ruby, too! They have started adding venues now because it's gotten too big for the one little street everybody congregates on (the one with the bars and music). The best part of the whole thing is that some local charities really benefit from the impact.

Re: the discussion about the perverts that dateline has been busting...I've watched some of it. Makes me ill to think about the moral decline in this country. Nothing is sacred or out of reach anymore and for these guys, I guess their current relationships aren't worth keeping their britches zipped up for.....or to stay off of internet sites where they find these girls. Disgusting.

Kimi

Not sure what the hell happened, but my boss got his hair cut over the weekend and I swear he looks like a chemo patient. Wonder whassup with that? (he has a few 'clumps' of long hair mixed with the bald!?) I mean, I know he had to hire a blind guy, but did he have to let him cut his hair????

:smile2:


LMAO - I think it's a trend of some kind.

We don't have any grammar checks here, so feel free to state your mind anytime you want! Guarantee you won't risk getting graded.

;)
SMW

Thats a relief.

I imagine now that you and Kimi are on the warpath and lookin for someone to whoop on, I suppose I should be on my best behaviour.

:lolhit:

Thats a relief.

I imagine now that you and Kimi are on the warpath and lookin for someone to whoop on, I suppose I should be on my best behaviour.

:lolhit:

Yes.

LOL

:)
Kimi

Sooooooooooo

that means i should be seen and not heard?

Sometimes I need these things spelled out. I'm not that bright you know...
:bombout:

Sooooooooooo

that means i should be seen and not heard?

Sometimes I need these things spelled out. I'm not that bright you know...
:bombout:


I think you're doing just fine. Really. We'll let you know if you need straightening out......:thumbs:

:)
Kimi

I think you're doing just fine. Really. We'll let you know if you need straightening out......:thumbs:

:)
Kimi

Being a typical american male, i'm perfectly capable of sticking my foot in my mouth at the most inopportune times. Actually, I'm quite good at it.

Being a typical american male, i'm perfectly capable of sticking my foot in my mouth at the most inopportune times. Actually, I'm quite good at it.

Among ALL of us... that foot in mouth thing. ;)

I emailed Scumbag and told her to get her skanky butt in here, but of course, she moves real slow. Being as old and feeble as she is. *koff*

I keep tellin that girl... if she'd just eat a big ole juicy rare cheeseburger, she'd be OK.

:)
SMW

Headin out here. My stepdad's pickin me up downtown... wants me to come see his garage door he painted. Bless his heart.

Y'all have a good 'un and see ya tomorrow!

:)
SMW

Being a typical american male, i'm perfectly capable of sticking my foot in my mouth at the most inopportune times. Actually, I'm quite good at it.


Well, can you tell us if you have any experience as a cabana boy/pool boy?

We're taking applications.

Well, can you tell us if you have any experience as a cabana boy/pool boy?

We're taking applications.

LMFAO!!! You're so funny, Mary!

:)
Kimi

Well, can you tell us if you have any experience as a cabana boy/pool boy?

We're taking applications.

Do I get to wear a tutu?

It's probably the 2 little nieces he is around during the day.
could be??? but still, let's blame D :D

Do y'all have Quizno's up there? They have the BEST Prime Rib Philly Cheesesteak.

MmmMMMMmmmMMMMMMMMM!

:)
SMW
yeah, i've been eyeballing that too. the dispatcher office will make a food run up there now & then, but i't's always when i pack my lunch :(

one of the reasons i'm trying not to spend too much time in the dispatch office (where my desk is) is that those poor bastards eat lunch at their desks, and that's just a little too ~workoholic~ for me-i need my wide open spaces.

This thread makes me sick.

Silence yourself!

I'LL DO IT! I'LL DO IT!!!

you don't think D will mind his 1st born son knowing more about cars and the interstate highway system than he does, do you?

We are not a chatroom! We are a forum!

Whoops, why am I posting my messages in individual posts? You've all rubbed off on me.

This thread makes me sick.
you are free to leave.

Are you kidding me??? Those bagels are so hard. The only reason I ate one is because they got my ordered wrong once and I didn't realize it until I had made it home already. I choked it down but only because I didn't want to cook!

:mad:
you just got a bad bagel:(

i'd just like to go on record and say that not all us nutcases here in pennsylvania are planning on going in and shooting up an amish schoolhouse.


i prefer my women older

Oh ! I dint knowed you prefer older Woman to shoot-up
in Amish Schoolhouses.
That's sounds waaaaaaaaaaaay Kinky.
You meant,like a Shooter's Party,Righto ?
Oggles of Booze and shot glasses,kinda like in college.
Do Older Amish Woman,like Booze outs a shot glass
Or a mason jar.?

Does anyone watch wife swap?

i watched it last night during commericals of 7th Heaven. That one woman was fierce!
hehehehehe...wife swap!

And I consider you among the best, Mary!! But if Ty starts puttin vinegar on her french fries, I'm gonna have to do an intervention.


what about MW? not that i do it often, but ketchup gets boring.

could be??? but still, let's blame D :D


works for me, it's D's fault! :cool:

We are not a chatroom! We are a forum!

Whoops, why am I posting my messages in individual posts? You've all rubbed off on me.


chatrooms don't keep messeges. some of us can't get here for days and need a way to catch up.

Oh ! I dint knowed you prefer older Woman to shoot-up
in Amish Schoolhouses.
That's sounds waaaaaaaaaaaay Kinky.
You meant,like a Shooter's Party,Righto ?
Oggles of Booze and shot glasses,kinda like in college.
Do Older Amish Woman,like Booze outs a shot glass
Or a mason jar.?


what color is the sky in your world?

oh, and chatrooms get spam too

what color is the sky in your world?
Amish chicks with guns, that would be hot!

oh, and chatrooms get spam too
i've been wondering about that...can we post links?

Mikey,
I have to ask a question.
Are you driving a desk now or do you still get out?

i've been wondering about that...can we post links?
www.google.com

Let's see... so far today, I had the holy crap scared outta me twice. Once when I opened my car door at the train station. Seems a woman next to me was getting out at the same time, but she had one of those cars with dark tinted windows and I didn't see her until she was standing right there! For a second there, thought I'd been friggin carjacked. *heart pounds*

Then walking to my bldg. heard TWO gunshots downtown!!

Scurried into my office where I promptly spilled coffee down the front of my shirt.

Wahhhhhhh... I wanna go home and start over, but I'm too skerred!!

:(
SMW

We are not a chatroom! We are a forum!

Whoops, why am I posting my messages in individual posts? You've all rubbed off on me.

You KNOW you luv us.

Besides, I posted on one of your famous FORUMS last week and not a soul has posted back to me. Whassup with that? Where's all the action, huh????

:hahanot:
SMW

works for me, it's D's fault! :cool:


He's use to getting the blame. Not by me but by everyone around us.

Happy Humps!

Sorry to hear that your morning is so scary SMW. I'm always sorry about the coffee. I'm used to doing that though its only normal for me to spill something.

Xander slept from 7:30pm to 4am. :woohoo:
He's never done that!!! I got to sleep the whole night because D is home by 3:30 and he takes care of him after that. I also had french toast and sauage this morning so I wouldn't be hungry an hour later.

:thumbs:

Hay,thar Bub,don't bother ta Page me,on count It's
gonna bees Sonny Today and My boss says thar Logger
can't no longer store IM's,ta use gainst me.
S'not dat I ever did done Flirt or use IM to be a
male harrasser.
Actuall,I'm quite the gentleman,until I hit my average on a
message board.Like 6.4 posts per.
BTW,I wonder who leads this pop stand in that category.
Let's see.I'll jut's have a widow lookey.

Happy Humps!

Xander slept from 7:30pm to 4am. :woohoo:
He's never done that!!! I got to sleep the whole night because D is home by 3:30 and he takes care of him after that. I also had french toast and sauage this morning so I wouldn't be hungry an hour later.

:thumbs:

Woo Hoo is right!! Just wait until the next major milestone when you walk up to his crib and he ain't in it! Man, those lil monkeys learn to climb early! That's what gives parents grey hair!

Mmmmm, french toast. I had rye toast. Let's have a toast to our toast!!!

:)
SMW

Hay,thar Bub,don't bother ta Page me,on count It's
gonna bees Sonny Today and My boss says thar Logger
can't no longer store IM's,ta use gainst me.
S'not dat I ever did done Flirt or use IM to be a
male harrasser.
Actuall,I'm quite the gentleman,until I hit my average on a
message board.Like 6.4 posts per.
BTW,I wonder who leads this pop stand in that category.
Let's see.I'll jut's have a widow lookey.

Don't be countin posts... that's too close to countin cards. The important thing is -- I'm here, you're here -- we're all here.

Now... will ya buy me the new limited edition, hand-built BMW from NM's Christmas Catalog? They're only building 50, so you better hurry.

:X
SMW

Don't be countin posts... that's too close to countin cards. The important thing is -- I'm here, you're here -- we're all here.

Now... will ya buy me the new limited edition, hand-built BMW from NM's Christmas Catalog? They're only building 50, so you better hurry.

:X
SMW

BiNgO ... It has you at 148 total posts for a
10.00 avg/
I mean,what are the chances of a perfect 10.
I guess it pays ta bee a Fool,sometimes.

Woo Hoo is right!! Just wait until the next major milestone when you walk up to his crib and he ain't in it! Man, those lil monkeys learn to climb early! That's what gives parents grey hair!

Mmmmm, french toast. I had rye toast. Let's have a toast to our toast!!!

:)
SMW

Oh man, you're trying to really scare her, aren't you? LOL! My kids never even tried climbing out of their cribs, I don't know why, I guess I was just lucky that way.

They made up for it in other ways though. :lolhit:

Morning gang.

Where's the line of prospective pool boys for me to interview?:woohoo:

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

yeah yeah yeah....i'm in a GREAT mood today......

so don't anyone spoil it for me or I'll have to come kick yer a$$e$.... :lolhit:

Happy Humps!

Sorry to hear that your morning is so scary SMW. I'm always sorry about the coffee. I'm used to doing that though its only normal for me to spill something.

Xander slept from 7:30pm to 4am. :woohoo:
He's never done that!!! I got to sleep the whole night because D is home by 3:30 and he takes care of him after that. I also had french toast and sauage this morning so I wouldn't be hungry an hour later.

:thumbs:

You average 4.00 postes per day.So,Smarty is more than
twice that.meaning sh's got about 60% more to say.
Or git off her chest.
Or schmooze about.
Or complain.
Or Chit.
Or chat.

www.google.com

110 Total posts for a 7.54 per.
Witch is a nice avg.I must say.
But if one t'were ta take the gist of yer posts,
it's more akin to sniffin a beer rag,instead a orderin up
a nice pint of foamy quaff.

Hiya Mary & Ty!

Me? Do something to spoil yer day, Ty? Why, I never...

Mary? Pool boys are lining up just outside my cube. Wanna blonde, brunette or redhead this morning?

:)
SMW

Oh man, you're trying to really scare her, aren't you? LOL! My kids never even tried climbing out of their cribs, I don't know why, I guess I was just lucky that way.

They made up for it in other ways though. :lolhit:

Morning gang.

Where's the line of prospective pool boys for me to interview?:woohoo:

Hmm... 105 Total posts for a 7.09 per day avg.
I dint think yopu had that high an average.
Obviously you Ben sneakin in Posts,on the sly.
But it's yer Fool Replt to Fool Posts that are sunfully reticent.
Deploirablt So.Almost as bad as the # of Congressman who are taking
up arms in support of Congressman Foley.
Shame,shame,shame on you.
Dint you knowed that even the Amish have forgiveness
aplenty.And I niver eben done diddy poked fun
a dat Amish Bonnet you wear,whilst postin.
BTW,There used to be some Amish who would come to our
local Wal*Mart and sell their bakery goods.They weren't too
bad.A lot of sugar.And rather expensive.Most of the Amish women were
quite large.Musta been all the sugar & flour.

:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:

yeah yeah yeah....i'm in a GREAT mood today......

so don't anyone spoil it for me or I'll have to come kick yer a$$e$.... :lolhit:

112 Total posts for a 7.57 per.
Another nice number.Butt one shouyld be cognizant of
the startling widow fact,that many a yer Posts are
peevishly Tempermental.
I guess one could call you a Peevish Tempermentalist.

112 Total posts for a 7.57 per.
Another nice number.Butt one shouyld be cognizant of
the startling widow fact,that many a yer Posts are
peevishly Tempermental.
I guess one could call you a Peevish Tempermentalist.

and one could call you a "FOOL"......right daddio?? :lolhit:

Good mornin everyone..

I need coffee....... Bad

Well, Mary... just went downstairs to mail a letter and happened across two potential prospects. One was wearing a suit and tie, had long (little past shoulder length) brown hair -- slim and handsome. Another was wearing a tight black tee shirt with the words "U.S. Public Health Official" on the back (must've been visiting from another agency), camoflaged (sp?) pants tucked into tall black boots. Very muscular. *pant pant*

Don't feel you hafta choose yet... I'm still lookin.

:woohoo:

Good mornin everyone..

I need coffee....... Bad

One BAD coffee, comin right up!

:)
SMW

P. S. Heard back from Scumwad, but she's balkin. Told her you were hangin over here and if she was smart, she'd come on over and post. We'll see. *wink*

One BAD coffee, comin right up!

:)
SMW

P. S. Heard back from Scumwad, but she's balkin. Told her you were hangin over here and if she was smart, she'd come on over and post. We'll see. *wink*

---------------------- O h ! ------------------- :woohoo:
Almost furgot the biggest one'r
- OR bring up Scummy in one shape.form,idea'r,mindset
thig-a-ma-jiggy whopp whoppie doodle,er a nutter.

Mikey,
I have to ask a question.
Are you driving a desk now or do you still get out?
i spend about a 1/2 hour at my desk when i'm at the office, the rest of the day is spent limping around the truck yard, pointing and talking...kinda what i did when i was driving, but i get paid to do the talking instead of loading the truck.

life is good.