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02-20-2002, 08:10 PM
I don't know about yall but I like this one.
There was once was a boy who did not talk that to that many people. He and his family moved to a new town. When he arrived at his new home the neighbors' kid walked from across the street and introduced himself to the new boy. He asked the boy about himself and boy hesitated and thought. Then the boy answered, "I'm the bada$$ kid from across street and I'll kick your a$$ 25 feet."
The next day was the boy's first day at his new school. When the teacher asked him to introduce himself he said, "I'm the bad a$$ kid from across street and I'll kick your a$$ 25 feet." She asked again and he said "I'm the bad a$$ kid from across street and I'll kick your a$$ 25 feet." The teacher threatened to take him to the principle's office if he did not say his name and the boy replied, "I'm the bada$$ kid from across street and I'll kick your a$$ 25 feet."
In the principle's office the same thing happened but the principle threatened to bring in his mother. She came and asked the boy to say his name and he said the same thing. She threatened to kill the boy but he said the same thing. She shot him and he died.
The boy ws sent to Hell and he was face to face with Satan. Satan asked he was and the boy said "I'm the bada$$ kid from across street and I'll kick your a$$ 25 feet." The Devil replied, "I'm the big bad devil from under the ground and I'll burn your a$$ to a crispy brown."
There was once was a boy who did not talk that to that many people. He and his family moved to a new town. When he arrived at his new home the neighbors' kid walked from across the street and introduced himself to the new boy. He asked the boy about himself and boy hesitated and thought. Then the boy answered, "I'm the bada$$ kid from across street and I'll kick your a$$ 25 feet."
The next day was the boy's first day at his new school. When the teacher asked him to introduce himself he said, "I'm the bad a$$ kid from across street and I'll kick your a$$ 25 feet." She asked again and he said "I'm the bad a$$ kid from across street and I'll kick your a$$ 25 feet." The teacher threatened to take him to the principle's office if he did not say his name and the boy replied, "I'm the bada$$ kid from across street and I'll kick your a$$ 25 feet."
In the principle's office the same thing happened but the principle threatened to bring in his mother. She came and asked the boy to say his name and he said the same thing. She threatened to kill the boy but he said the same thing. She shot him and he died.
The boy ws sent to Hell and he was face to face with Satan. Satan asked he was and the boy said "I'm the bada$$ kid from across street and I'll kick your a$$ 25 feet." The Devil replied, "I'm the big bad devil from under the ground and I'll burn your a$$ to a crispy brown."