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es347fan
11-27-2003, 04:23 PM
orgasmic with envy
silverbulletkc
11-27-2003, 05:33 PM
only cause she uses
es347fan
11-27-2003, 06:40 PM
a trowel to put makeup on
BorgHunter
11-27-2003, 07:11 PM
, which really is quite
es347fan
11-27-2003, 07:14 PM
efficient, given the amount of
BorgHunter
11-27-2003, 07:40 PM
intelligence trailer trash generally possesses
es347fan
11-27-2003, 10:09 PM
despite repeated appearances on Springer,
silverbulletkc
11-28-2003, 01:04 AM
and getting beaten up by your ex-wife, whom you found out was also your second cousin
es347fan
11-28-2003, 06:18 AM
he continued to chase women that leave footprints in concrete,
BorgHunter
11-28-2003, 07:32 AM
especially if they are relatives
es347fan
11-28-2003, 07:51 AM
and ugly enough to wake a sleeping baby with a glance
silverbulletkc
11-28-2003, 10:50 AM
from her bloodshot eyes
es347fan
11-28-2003, 02:02 PM
dumber than a box of rocks,
BorgHunter
11-28-2003, 04:24 PM
and as heavy to boot
es347fan
11-28-2003, 09:19 PM
with breath that melts plastic, rotten teeth,
silverbulletkc
11-29-2003, 01:58 AM
and hair that's full of grease from all the hairspray used
es347fan
11-29-2003, 08:12 AM
to make it stand straight up, while
silverbulletkc
11-29-2003, 01:49 PM
the encrusted gank in her fingernails and eyelids
es347fan
11-29-2003, 01:52 PM
is actually a particularly virulent strain of antibiotic resistant bacteria
silverbulletkc
11-29-2003, 01:58 PM
that is bound to swallow any government leader alive
MajiPirate
11-29-2003, 06:26 PM
but prefers to prey on the liberal media
BorgHunter
11-29-2003, 09:31 PM
, which is actually a myth perpetuated by ignorant neo-cons
ElementLight
11-29-2003, 09:42 PM
who need to get a real life such as
BorgHunter
11-29-2003, 09:48 PM
one involving sex with real women
es347fan
11-29-2003, 09:53 PM
not those 2 baggers they're so often seen with
ElementLight
11-29-2003, 10:03 PM
who are actually male prostitutes in disguise for homosexuals
es347fan
11-29-2003, 10:12 PM
we're discussing some truly fugly individuals
ElementLight
11-29-2003, 10:25 PM
and one of them is you, the other is your split personality.
silverbulletkc
11-30-2003, 01:36 AM
only cause some people just don't know the true dangers of
biochemgirl
11-30-2003, 05:38 AM
cute, furry creatures that go ::squeak::
es347fan
11-30-2003, 07:24 AM
many of whom wind up as sod busters
BorgHunter
11-30-2003, 07:35 AM
or dust busters
es347fan
11-30-2003, 08:03 AM
fading into oblivion way out west
ElementLight
11-30-2003, 10:18 AM
where memories of such creatures will hopefully be forgotten
es347fan
11-30-2003, 11:42 AM
except during delirium tremens
freyja
11-30-2003, 12:07 PM
and guttbusting ghostbusting flashbacks
silverbulletkc
11-30-2003, 12:24 PM
of fat people doing the truffle shuffle
biochemgirl
11-30-2003, 01:33 PM
on a Richard Simmons video
es347fan
11-30-2003, 03:23 PM
queer eye for the fat chick
BorgHunter
11-30-2003, 03:26 PM
, where Mr. Burns' robotic Richard Simmons
es347fan
11-30-2003, 03:32 PM
consumes nothing but cream cheese pound cake, lathered with
BorgHunter
11-30-2003, 03:38 PM
used motor oil
es347fan
11-30-2003, 04:08 PM
, lard,
silverbulletkc
11-30-2003, 04:40 PM
and 20 lbs of onions
es347fan
11-30-2003, 04:50 PM
, 5 pounds of habenero & 5 pounds of jalapeno peppers,
ElementLight
11-30-2003, 09:20 PM
Just enough to give Arnold Swartzenegger a fatal heart attack :-(
es347fan
11-30-2003, 09:26 PM
the newly elected & beloved governor of fruit & nut land declared
biochemgirl
12-01-2003, 12:13 AM
Mr. Peanut would be his top
es347fan
12-01-2003, 05:25 AM
hatted immigration meister
ElementLight
12-01-2003, 07:36 AM
that all the nut loving furry woodland creatures would worship
es347fan
12-01-2003, 07:51 AM
provided he sent half of the company's product
ElementLight
12-01-2003, 12:13 PM
Including himself
silverbulletkc
12-01-2003, 12:56 PM
to Abu Dhabi for analysis of
es347fan
12-01-2003, 05:12 PM
thc residue in Georgia peanuts
BorgHunter
12-01-2003, 06:34 PM
which are grown under the strictest
es347fan
12-01-2003, 06:44 PM
supervision of Cheech & Chong's offspring
BorgHunter
12-01-2003, 07:20 PM
, since their love-child is expected
es347fan
12-01-2003, 08:17 PM
to be triplets, from different mothers
BorgHunter
12-01-2003, 08:22 PM
, who are sisters
es347fan
12-01-2003, 08:24 PM
born of nuns who left the convents in Europe
BorgHunter
12-02-2003, 03:05 PM
to the greener fields of
es347fan
12-02-2003, 03:17 PM
New Zealand, wherein they encountered
BorgHunter
12-02-2003, 04:38 PM
duck-billed platypus
es347fan
12-02-2003, 05:13 PM
by the hundreds,
silverbulletkc
12-02-2003, 05:36 PM
and bones of the extinct dodo bird
BorgHunter
12-02-2003, 06:03 PM
which had been their ancestor
silverbulletkc
12-02-2003, 06:40 PM
back to the disco days of
BorgHunter
12-02-2003, 06:43 PM
platform shoes and sex, drugs, rock 'n roll
silverbulletkc
12-02-2003, 06:46 PM
that only stark-raving mad turkeys from the congo can provide,
BorgHunter
12-02-2003, 06:49 PM
even though said turkeys are currently on probation
es347fan
12-02-2003, 07:28 PM
having been caught in the hen house
BorgHunter
12-02-2003, 08:13 PM
eating the eggs and the
es347fan
12-02-2003, 08:19 PM
baby roosters to handicap the competition
BorgHunter
12-02-2003, 08:32 PM
, even though the hens were
es347fan
12-02-2003, 08:36 PM
being cooperative & even helpful
BorgHunter
12-02-2003, 08:40 PM
while the baby roosters attacked
es347fan
12-02-2003, 08:49 PM
one another in all the chaos
biochemgirl
12-03-2003, 05:34 AM
feathers flew and claws ripped resulting in
silverbulletkc
12-03-2003, 10:47 AM
the greatest tea party that all of england had ever seen
es347fan
12-03-2003, 11:53 AM
since the fracas in Boston harbor so long ago,
silverbulletkc
12-03-2003, 12:18 PM
when all of america was a fiasco of
es347fan
12-03-2003, 12:41 PM
revolutionary terrorists harassing red coats
biochemgirl
12-03-2003, 01:58 PM
of paint on Farmer Joe's barn
BorgHunter
12-03-2003, 03:17 PM
, which caused Farmer Joe to
ElementLight2
12-03-2003, 03:58 PM
have a stroke from intense godlike anger which as of a result
BorgHunter
12-03-2003, 04:17 PM
caused Mrs. Farmer Joe to
ElementLight2
12-03-2003, 04:26 PM
go into early labor
BorgHunter
12-03-2003, 04:45 PM
because she had been impregnated by
es347fan
12-03-2003, 05:12 PM
artificial insemination with wacko-jacko's
BorgHunter
12-03-2003, 06:08 PM
boy-lovers
es347fan
12-03-2003, 07:44 PM
fathers product, and
BorgHunter
12-03-2003, 08:49 PM
thus she delivered her fourteenth child,
biochemgirl
12-04-2003, 01:21 AM
a mutant from outer space
es347fan
12-04-2003, 03:36 AM
with tendrils in place of hair
biochemgirl
12-04-2003, 03:48 AM
that resemble Medusa's snakes
es347fan
12-04-2003, 12:15 PM
unbeknownst to all, each tendril has a different super power
BorgHunter
12-04-2003, 02:35 PM
, such as the ability to fly
silverbulletkc
12-04-2003, 02:45 PM
, and the ability to bend forks with his
es347fan
12-04-2003, 03:06 PM
twinkling eyes, also one permitted shapeshifting,
BorgHunter
12-04-2003, 03:19 PM
especially if the shape in question was