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BorgHunter
11-13-2003, 08:39 PM
and utter inability to
es347fan
11-13-2003, 09:27 PM
acknowledge his own stupidity,
silverbulletkc
11-14-2003, 01:36 PM
take, for example, his threats towards the bears
es347fan
11-14-2003, 03:31 PM
his self-acknowledged cowardice
silverbulletkc
11-14-2003, 04:43 PM
will soon take him to the
es347fan
11-14-2003, 06:43 PM
grave, as a coward dies 1000 deaths,
BorgHunter
11-14-2003, 07:34 PM
but Mopo will defy death until
es347fan
11-14-2003, 08:29 PM
he actually confronts a grizzly
BorgHunter
11-15-2003, 06:00 PM
, then he will learn
silverbulletkc
11-15-2003, 09:07 PM
that the secret to immortality
es347fan
11-15-2003, 10:59 PM
is for him, terminal stupidity
BorgHunter
11-16-2003, 06:13 PM
and incomprehensible
es347fan
11-16-2003, 06:16 PM
malice toward
BorgHunter
11-16-2003, 06:24 PM
evil leprechauns
es347fan
11-16-2003, 06:32 PM
and fellow humans, which of course,
silverbulletkc
11-17-2003, 10:37 AM
will deny him the use of his arms and legs and everything else after
es347fan
11-17-2003, 07:38 PM
he picks on the wrong drunk VET
silverbulletkc
11-18-2003, 11:37 AM
who will surely
es347fan
11-18-2003, 12:03 PM
send him to Oz
silverbulletkc
11-18-2003, 02:49 PM
since his treatment of bears
es347fan
11-18-2003, 03:21 PM
wii bring the wrath of PETA on him, like whtie on rice,
BorgHunter
11-18-2003, 04:46 PM
or drunkards to beer
es347fan
11-18-2003, 04:49 PM
may the fleas from 1000 camels invade his genital region & take up residence there
silverbulletkc
11-19-2003, 10:30 AM
like a vigorous manhandling from a
es347fan
11-19-2003, 11:52 AM
highly enraged adult brown bear
silverbulletkc
11-19-2003, 01:11 PM
that recently recieved rabies and explosive diarreha from
BorgHunter
11-19-2003, 01:57 PM
Trav's various diesease-ridden
silverbulletkc
11-19-2003, 02:12 PM
animals that are locked up in
BorgHunter
11-19-2003, 02:56 PM
old cabinets
es347fan
11-19-2003, 04:11 PM
set up a ticket booth
BorgHunter
11-19-2003, 04:31 PM
for the world's greatest attraction,
es347fan
11-19-2003, 05:09 PM
Hilary declaring her undying love for Lorena Bobbit, in
silverbulletkc
11-19-2003, 05:38 PM
"Missing Manhood...the Lorena Bobbit story of booze, drugs, guns, sex, lies, mischief...and laughter!"
BorgHunter
11-19-2003, 07:54 PM
, which sold a remarkable...two...copies
es347fan
11-19-2003, 08:11 PM
they coulnd't even give them away, thanks in part to
BorgHunter
11-19-2003, 08:58 PM
Hillary's complete lack of attractiveness
es347fan
11-20-2003, 12:10 PM
most days she looks like 10 miles of bad road,
silverbulletkc
11-20-2003, 12:32 PM
other days its 50 miles
BorgHunter
11-20-2003, 06:08 PM
, and still others she looks like roadkill
es347fan
11-20-2003, 06:57 PM
or rode hard & put up wet,
silverbulletkc
11-21-2003, 10:38 AM
just like a
es347fan
11-21-2003, 12:08 PM
horse headed to the glue factory
silverbulletkc
11-21-2003, 12:31 PM
to fill himself with a hearty diet of glue
BorgHunter
11-21-2003, 02:30 PM
and glue-based paste
silverbulletkc
11-21-2003, 03:14 PM
as well as 95% glue biproducts
es347fan
11-21-2003, 03:44 PM
to become one with the glue
BorgHunter
11-21-2003, 04:06 PM
, but instead contracted glue-itis
es347fan
11-21-2003, 04:33 PM
and was sent to the sausage factory for inclusion in
BorgHunter
11-21-2003, 08:00 PM
Snausages and Beggin' Strips
es347fan
11-21-2003, 09:13 PM
so be forwarned, Fido may "neigh" occasionally, rather than
BorgHunter
11-22-2003, 05:38 AM
Frodo, who comes over occasionally
es347fan
11-22-2003, 05:54 AM
and is always playing with that ring
BorgHunter
11-22-2003, 07:26 PM
, even though it makes him
es347fan
11-23-2003, 06:01 AM
invisible to some, glowing to others
BorgHunter
11-23-2003, 08:04 AM
, which can be helpful during
es347fan
11-23-2003, 11:24 AM
flights of fancy
silverbulletkc
11-23-2003, 05:24 PM
on his all-expense-paid, one-way trip to
BorgHunter
11-23-2003, 07:58 PM
Mordor
es347fan
11-23-2003, 08:54 PM
while traveling the Yellow Brick Road,
biochemgirl
11-24-2003, 01:30 AM
I met a...
es347fan
11-24-2003, 06:32 AM
flameless dragon singing
BorgHunter
11-24-2003, 07:18 AM
cheerless ditties
es347fan
11-24-2003, 08:46 AM
taken from old TV commercials,
silverbulletkc
11-24-2003, 12:36 PM
because those were the good ol' days of
es347fan
11-24-2003, 05:37 PM
cheap gasoline, no cell phones,
BorgHunter
11-24-2003, 05:39 PM
and the Plague
silverbulletkc
11-24-2003, 06:14 PM
which caused many irate housewives to
es347fan
11-24-2003, 06:59 PM
burn their bras, and strut their
silverbulletkc
11-24-2003, 07:20 PM
mops and dustpans across the open fields of
BorgHunter
11-24-2003, 07:43 PM
Raymond James Stadium
es347fan
11-25-2003, 04:50 AM
singing "9 to 5" in 4 part harmony,
BorgHunter
11-25-2003, 06:21 AM
while the Bucs
es347fan
11-25-2003, 09:13 AM
practice ballet moves
silverbulletkc
11-25-2003, 10:51 AM
that led them to defeat the giants and score leading roles in the next performance of the nutcracker
es347fan
11-25-2003, 12:56 PM
as female impersonators
BorgHunter
11-25-2003, 02:27 PM
, like Keyshawn Johnson in the role of
silverbulletkc
11-25-2003, 03:02 PM
mr. bungle in the hit drama-comedy of the year
es347fan
11-25-2003, 03:15 PM
"Mr Bean Takes a Trip"
BorgHunter
11-25-2003, 05:27 PM
, also starring Warren Sapp as "fat pimp #3",
es347fan
11-25-2003, 09:25 PM
produced by child porn actress,
silverbulletkc
11-25-2003, 10:10 PM
Michael Jackson, who is making an effort to retain his feminine characteristics
es347fan
11-26-2003, 01:39 AM
Scene 1: MJ beheaded by Frodo
silverbulletkc
11-26-2003, 01:47 AM
where Michael Jackson becomes a modern-day castrato
es347fan
11-26-2003, 06:05 AM
Frodo mistakes Michael for a troll
BorgHunter
11-26-2003, 06:51 AM
, and sends Gimli to talk to him, but unfortunately
es347fan
11-26-2003, 07:45 AM
a balrog snatches Michael's body
BorgHunter
11-26-2003, 12:11 PM
and takes him away to
es347fan
11-26-2003, 03:18 PM
the Atlanta Underground, where
BorgHunter
11-26-2003, 04:26 PM
he is forced to view
es347fan
11-26-2003, 06:31 PM
Bilbo dancing on a stage with
BorgHunter
11-26-2003, 08:02 PM
only a thong on
es347fan
11-26-2003, 10:11 PM
playing a mandolin, accompanied by Gandalf on a theramin
MajiPirate
11-27-2003, 12:01 AM
Michael then becomes
silverbulletkc
11-27-2003, 02:18 AM
Molestor, the child-rearing freak
es347fan
11-27-2003, 06:16 AM
somehow resurrected after having been beheaded
BorgHunter
11-27-2003, 06:39 AM
for throwing a party
es347fan
11-27-2003, 07:06 AM
and tossing Elizabeth Taylor into the mosh pit,
silverbulletkc
11-27-2003, 11:05 AM
where she eventually fell through the
es347fan
11-27-2003, 01:35 PM
floor, dragged down by her makeup & jewelrey
silverbulletkc
11-27-2003, 01:45 PM
that would make any multi-married freak of nature