View Full Version : Word Game II: The Sequel
BorgHunter
05-24-2004, 08:41 PM
Fox outfoxing Fox's fox,
Beirut_Veteran
05-24-2004, 08:47 PM
Fox went to Fox and asked if they could fix him up with a fox from Fox.
big worm
05-24-2004, 08:49 PM
They looked around and found a fox for Fox.
Beirut_Veteran
05-24-2004, 08:52 PM
SO FOx took Fox's fox and went
big worm
05-24-2004, 08:53 PM
to motel six to mate with Fox's fox
Beirut_Veteran
05-24-2004, 08:59 PM
Now that Fox had Fox's fox and had mated he headed back
big worm
05-24-2004, 09:02 PM
to Mexico to brag about Fox's fox.
BorgHunter
05-24-2004, 09:06 PM
and how foxy the fox was with Fox at a bout of foxy boxing
Beirut_Veteran
05-24-2004, 09:07 PM
Wow he thought, foxy boxing. His conquest brought a
big worm
05-24-2004, 09:09 PM
new government program to make better
BorgHunter
05-24-2004, 09:57 PM
foxy boxing available in all of Mexico
Beirut_Veteran
05-24-2004, 10:06 PM
only after they had worked illegaly in Bush's home first. Then Foxy Boxing would
BorgHunter
05-24-2004, 10:45 PM
become Mexico's official sport
BubblyBear
05-25-2004, 12:36 AM
but it didnt happen so...
es347fan
05-25-2004, 06:23 AM
while loading everything back into the truck, the
BubblyBear
05-25-2004, 06:32 AM
boxing gloves fell off in .....
es347fan
05-25-2004, 06:41 AM
to the back of a trash truck, and were never seen again. Meanwhile,
big worm
05-25-2004, 06:59 AM
back at the farm
BubblyBear
05-25-2004, 07:20 AM
the buffaloes were getting wild
BorgHunter
05-25-2004, 08:02 AM
and Cletus needed to
(Btw, the common plural of "buffalo" is "buffalo", though "buffaloes" is technically allowed. :D)
Vilepagan
05-25-2004, 10:00 AM
sharpen the buffalo snippers
(btw the common plural for "snip" is "snips" but "snippers" is completely made-up :D )
silverbulletkc
05-25-2004, 01:14 PM
to sever the connection between the rabid goat and
es347fan
05-25-2004, 02:02 PM
Petrified Zoo Caretakers
BorgHunter
05-25-2004, 09:14 PM
who were embalmed with a mixture of
silverbulletkc
05-26-2004, 10:05 AM
puree of philly cheesesteak and goat cheese
es347fan
05-26-2004, 05:55 PM
Elanor Olenmacher, an old deceased distant relative,
BorgHunter
05-27-2004, 08:03 AM
who could not accept it, on account of being dead
box19
05-27-2004, 08:57 AM
but nevertheless maintained a healthy relationship with
es347fan
05-27-2004, 11:38 AM
prueed the cheesteak,
silverbulletkc
05-27-2004, 11:41 AM
with the meat being a little dry for his taste
es347fan
05-27-2004, 11:46 AM
so he added plenty of enbalming fluid,
silverbulletkc
05-27-2004, 11:56 AM
to give it that honey-glazed flavoring
box19
05-27-2004, 01:59 PM
known only to the badass cannibals of
BorgHunter
05-27-2004, 08:02 PM
remote Florida Keys
es347fan
05-27-2004, 08:19 PM
where they live in obscurity,
BorgHunter
05-27-2004, 08:50 PM
only emerging to
Beirut_Veteran
05-28-2004, 02:13 AM
human flesh blended to perfection
es347fan
05-28-2004, 07:01 AM
produces a chemical imbalance within them, permitting unlimited
BorgHunter
05-28-2004, 08:12 AM
urination, which greatly impresses
BorgHunter
05-28-2004, 10:29 PM
led by es
silverbulletkc
05-28-2004, 11:18 PM
who was dedicated to the belief that
Beirut_Veteran
05-28-2004, 11:22 PM
that all nipples are created equal
es347fan
05-29-2004, 01:07 AM
it's simply the attitude of the owner presenting them that makes them truly unique
Beirut_Veteran
05-29-2004, 01:10 AM
(could it be the end) And, of course the presentation is key as well
es347fan
05-29-2004, 01:17 AM
active participation is best
Beirut_Veteran
05-29-2004, 01:21 AM
as long as the participants consent to manipulation of the area, the society ruled
BorgHunter
05-29-2004, 02:11 PM
that nipples of chicks are better than nipples of guys
silverbulletkc
05-29-2004, 05:53 PM
because of
rated R
05-29-2004, 06:10 PM
the vibrant colors
BorgHunter
05-29-2004, 06:14 PM
displayed by hippies
es347fan
05-29-2004, 10:25 PM
elevating bare skin to an art form
BorgHunter
05-29-2004, 11:40 PM
, with the exception of the fat bastards
silverbulletkc
05-30-2004, 12:06 AM
who have more rolls than a bakery
Beirut_Veteran
05-30-2004, 12:20 AM
And the buns!! My God the buns
Vilepagan
05-30-2004, 12:26 AM
not so much buns as loaves really
Beirut_Veteran
05-30-2004, 12:34 AM
italian and french loaves at that
BorgHunter
05-30-2004, 08:25 AM
fresh out of the oven
Vilepagan
05-30-2004, 08:52 AM
warm yet firm
BorgHunter
05-30-2004, 09:03 AM
and very, very
Vilepagan
05-30-2004, 09:12 AM
yeasty
BorgHunter
05-30-2004, 12:04 PM
which appeals to
silverbulletkc
05-30-2004, 01:22 PM
most male men suffering from baldness
BorgHunter
05-30-2004, 05:31 PM
of the armpits
es347fan
05-30-2004, 10:48 PM
a genetic condition to those of the southern Mediterranean island of
Beirut_Veteran
05-30-2004, 10:54 PM
Cypress, which explains the proximity of
BorgHunter
05-31-2004, 08:07 AM
aerosol deodorant
es347fan
05-31-2004, 06:08 PM
at all International departure points, specifically for
BorgHunter
05-31-2004, 06:18 PM
the morbidly obese passengers
es347fan
05-31-2004, 06:30 PM
and the natives who never use it unless leaving the island,
BorgHunter
05-31-2004, 06:54 PM
to visit their
es347fan
05-31-2004, 09:49 PM
pagan cousins living deep in the mountains of Romania,
silverbulletkc
06-01-2004, 02:09 AM
but first, had to go buy some donuts at the italian 7-eleven in Venice
BorgHunter
06-01-2004, 08:05 AM
which caused massive
es347fan
06-01-2004, 10:34 AM
societal panic due to their ability to walk on
Blibblob
06-01-2004, 10:43 AM
ice shaped like a giant mongolian chicken
es347fan
06-02-2004, 08:46 PM
with great horns in place of feathers,
BorgHunter
06-02-2004, 09:46 PM
and an even smaller brain, allowing them to
es347fan
06-02-2004, 10:04 PM
become the brunt of what we-now-know-today as "blonde jokes"
BorgHunter
06-02-2004, 11:09 PM
but which were known as "Mongolian Chicken" jokes
es347fan
06-03-2004, 01:21 AM
until such a time that
BorgHunter
06-03-2004, 08:02 AM
the Mongolian chickens, led by Genghis Khan
es347fan
06-03-2004, 08:08 AM
slashed their way into Rome
BorgHunter
06-03-2004, 07:42 PM
and pillaged it
es347fan
06-03-2004, 08:28 PM
sparing only the baths, a concept alien to them
BorgHunter
06-03-2004, 09:42 PM
and the chicken coops, which were saved
big worm
06-03-2004, 10:08 PM
by Gonzo
BorgHunter
06-03-2004, 10:22 PM
the muppet
Beirut_Veteran
06-03-2004, 10:36 PM
who called their ally Colonel Saunders
BorgHunter
06-03-2004, 10:38 PM
instead of Colonel Sanders
Beirut_Veteran
06-03-2004, 10:41 PM
who would have been a bad ally, as he knew about hot chicken baths
BorgHunter
06-03-2004, 10:47 PM
and his eleven herbs and spices were poison
Beirut_Veteran
06-03-2004, 10:49 PM
so Saunders was a much better man to call, so they could move into
BorgHunter
06-03-2004, 10:57 PM
the palace of chicken
Beirut_Veteran
06-03-2004, 11:04 PM
that was said to be the promised land, even as they walked into