View Full Version : Word Game II: The Sequel
big worm
05-22-2004, 06:29 PM
deciet, lies and tempting others to
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 06:42 PM
log onto the DU, but AL was leary and
es347fan
05-22-2004, 08:11 PM
so he ingested 9 Peyote buttons, thinking
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 08:13 PM
wow, the world could really use a way to connect all of those computer things together. so
es347fan
05-22-2004, 08:30 PM
as he began to puke in technicolor, it all came together in one crystalline moment, and
big worm
05-22-2004, 08:32 PM
kowabunga, it all makes sense now. If
es347fan
05-22-2004, 08:34 PM
that carpet beetle would spin another web -
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 08:36 PM
I would emerge from the cocoon as a beautiful butterfly and then
es347fan
05-22-2004, 08:37 PM
using my new gills, go for a swim in that
big worm
05-22-2004, 08:38 PM
hot cup of
big worm
05-22-2004, 08:41 PM
the floundering
big worm
05-22-2004, 10:11 PM
heinz ketchup
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 10:13 PM
and so he dove into that pool, Billy ran to
big worm
05-22-2004, 10:15 PM
Monica hoping the evil
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 10:17 PM
Hillary would flounder in her attempt to
big worm
05-22-2004, 10:29 PM
catch him in the act.
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 10:38 PM
Billy loved the act, he loved it so much he
big worm
05-22-2004, 10:40 PM
he left his special syrup on
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 10:41 PM
on that blue dress. He didnt know that soon he
big worm
05-22-2004, 10:42 PM
would visit a kangaroo
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 10:46 PM
named Jack. Jack would show Billy
big worm
05-22-2004, 10:49 PM
the cigar of special
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 10:53 PM
tobacco. Jack took Billy to see a man who lived in the south. The man
big worm
05-22-2004, 11:04 PM
would show Billy how to insert
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 11:06 PM
quarters into a condom vending machine. Billy tried inserting
big worm
05-22-2004, 11:11 PM
his quarters but excited by
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 11:33 PM
by the artwork on the machine he ran limping toward
big worm
05-22-2004, 11:43 PM
the nearest kazoo massager that
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 11:46 PM
and her name was Monica, but Hillary was standing next to her. So
big worm
05-22-2004, 11:48 PM
to the out house he goes
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 11:51 PM
As Billy ran to his house he slipped into a rabbit hole. He
big worm
05-22-2004, 11:56 PM
jammed his kazoo on a rock and belowed
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 11:57 PM
With a broken kazoo Billy crawled into the house where
big worm
05-23-2004, 12:03 AM
nurse Kitty prescribed codine. Billy
Beirut_Veteran
05-23-2004, 12:11 AM
took the codiene and began to have weird dreams.
es347fan
05-23-2004, 05:57 AM
of the most horrid type. Hilary standing over him with a bloody ax
big worm
05-23-2004, 07:46 AM
with a cruel, devilish smile holding his
Beirut_Veteran
05-23-2004, 11:18 AM
broken kazoo. Hillary smiled as Dole held Billy's
big worm
05-23-2004, 11:29 AM
arms down grining from
Beirut_Veteran
05-23-2004, 11:47 AM
where he was perched, on Billy's chest. Dole
big worm
05-23-2004, 02:18 PM
was telling Billy that he was
Beirut_Veteran
05-23-2004, 07:13 PM
on this Earth to keep Hillary from wanting other men. So
silverbulletkc
05-23-2004, 07:14 PM
in retaliation, he opened a 3-dimensional multi-molecular chasm
big worm
05-23-2004, 07:23 PM
which caused a chain reaction
Beirut_Veteran
05-23-2004, 07:24 PM
in which Hillary and Dole merged as one, the new beast
big worm
05-23-2004, 07:27 PM
, a 2 headed, kazoo hating,
Beirut_Veteran
05-23-2004, 07:32 PM
Senator, or better known as Hole.
big worm
05-23-2004, 07:34 PM
They took Billy's body with them to
Beirut_Veteran
05-23-2004, 07:45 PM
to see the wizard, but he
Vilepagan
05-23-2004, 08:31 PM
was at a Kerry rally because
Beirut_Veteran
05-23-2004, 08:33 PM
He wanted a good laugh.
Vilepagan
05-23-2004, 08:46 PM
and he knew Al Franken would be there
Beirut_Veteran
05-23-2004, 08:48 PM
Hole looked at Franken and said
big worm
05-23-2004, 08:51 PM
" you brought that miserable wretch of a man"
Beirut_Veteran
05-23-2004, 08:53 PM
John. I had hoped to see if Nader
big worm
05-23-2004, 08:55 PM
could make me a peanut butter sandwich
Blibblob
05-23-2004, 08:58 PM
, but unfortunately he was a good man and didn't like peanut butter
Beirut_Veteran
05-23-2004, 08:59 PM
But he Kerry would make him one. Because we all know
Blibblob
05-23-2004, 09:00 PM
Kerry is a pussy
big worm
05-23-2004, 09:01 PM
that does not know what he says
Beirut_Veteran
05-23-2004, 09:04 PM
until he reads it in a press release. But his foe,
big worm
05-23-2004, 09:07 PM
always get blamed for Kerry's actions by
Beirut_Veteran
05-23-2004, 09:11 PM
the animals in Farmer Johns barnyard, they
big worm
05-23-2004, 09:14 PM
squealed for independace, but Kerry
Beirut_Veteran
05-23-2004, 09:19 PM
protested and ripped the medals from his chest. He
big worm
05-23-2004, 09:22 PM
then threw his medals into the
Beirut_Veteran
05-23-2004, 09:27 PM
Hole's face and said
big worm
05-23-2004, 09:31 PM
" Take these, for i shall not want defend my barnyard anymore".
Beirut_Veteran
05-23-2004, 09:46 PM
And then he turned to the cameras and said
big worm
05-23-2004, 09:48 PM
" That is a lie. I never said that. I always tell the truth."
es347fan
05-23-2004, 09:53 PM
suddenly, his nose grew two full inches and his
Blibblob
05-23-2004, 09:57 PM
Bush's dick hardened, so kinky
Beirut_Veteran
05-23-2004, 09:59 PM
that monica wanted to be an intern once again. But
big worm
05-23-2004, 10:00 PM
was intervened by Hole
Beirut_Veteran
05-23-2004, 10:07 PM
who told monica that Republicans dont have sex so
big worm
05-23-2004, 10:11 PM
of she goes to visit
Beirut_Veteran
05-23-2004, 10:13 PM
Dr. Ruth a wee mouse who was an expert in
big worm
05-23-2004, 10:17 PM
sexual therapy of the over payed delicates
Beirut_Veteran
05-23-2004, 10:20 PM
Dr Ruth told Monica that she was compensating for a lack of
big worm
05-23-2004, 10:24 PM
pubis stimuli of the nether regions surrounding the labia major.
satu largi
05-23-2004, 10:26 PM
...and established a Ranch, in Texas.
Beirut_Veteran
05-23-2004, 10:53 PM
to keep the animals from
hiding in the (Bushes) because
Beirut_Veteran
05-24-2004, 12:08 AM
the bushes were adverse to having animals hide in them. George cried out
BubblyBear
05-24-2004, 05:10 AM
stop right there.
big worm
05-24-2004, 06:57 AM
The animals did not listen and
and there was much wailing and nashing of teeth as
Beirut_Veteran
05-24-2004, 02:33 PM
as one shrew attempted to hide in the big Bush
big worm
05-24-2004, 06:42 PM
but he never made it as a
Beirut_Veteran
05-24-2004, 06:53 PM
Restraining order filed by Lionel stopped him, the
big worm
05-24-2004, 06:56 PM
animals then decided to call Fox news
Beirut_Veteran
05-24-2004, 06:59 PM
So they spoke to the head Fox and they
big worm
05-24-2004, 07:05 PM
would state a case against
Beirut_Veteran
05-24-2004, 07:10 PM
The Bushes, but Fox News said that unless they were foxes nothing could be done. So
big worm
05-24-2004, 07:12 PM
the animals went to Mexico to get a Fox.
Beirut_Veteran
05-24-2004, 07:23 PM
They brought Vincente to the head fox and the story
BorgHunter
05-24-2004, 08:25 PM
unfolded, as Fox outfoxed
Beirut_Veteran
05-24-2004, 08:40 PM
A large hog named NAFTA. Fox ran a story about