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es347fan
05-20-2004, 12:39 PM
mother of his only child,
Beirut_Veteran
05-20-2004, 05:53 PM
who had been abducted by
silverbulletkc
05-20-2004, 07:50 PM
michael jackson, but was paid $25M in hush money because
Beirut_Veteran
05-20-2004, 07:52 PM
Peter Pan may not want to grow up but
es347fan
05-20-2004, 08:00 PM
however, he's experiencing cash flow problems
Beirut_Veteran
05-20-2004, 08:05 PM
so the plan to raid Captain Hooks gold was devised, one
BorgHunter
05-20-2004, 08:08 PM
atom of gold was omitted from the plan, however, which resulted
Beirut_Veteran
05-20-2004, 08:11 PM
in the formation of an Icon named
silverbulletkc
05-20-2004, 08:20 PM
Windows ME, which virtually crashed all of the
BorgHunter
05-20-2004, 08:21 PM
computers within 100 feet
Beirut_Veteran
05-20-2004, 08:26 PM
of Neverland Ranch, a vast estate where
BorgHunter
05-20-2004, 08:28 PM
inept agencies
Beirut_Veteran
05-20-2004, 08:33 PM
such as congress, the federal judicial system searched for a
BorgHunter
05-20-2004, 08:35 PM
telephone so they could call the United Nations and Kofi Anan
Beirut_Veteran
05-20-2004, 08:38 PM
whose scrambled about looking for a thesaurus, seeing that
BorgHunter
05-20-2004, 08:41 PM
the loop was broken by Borg's Java mastery
Beirut_Veteran
05-20-2004, 08:44 PM
But B_V broke out the old school basic and started it over but
BorgHunter
05-20-2004, 08:45 PM
Borg never really learned BASIC but knows C++ and Java
Beirut_Veteran
05-20-2004, 08:48 PM
B_V has consumed java even been to java but doesnt know java, that
BorgHunter
05-20-2004, 09:07 PM
bloated language which he SURELY has heard about
silverbulletkc
05-20-2004, 09:09 PM
but silverbulletkc saved the day by supplying all computer nerds with
Beirut_Veteran
05-20-2004, 09:29 PM
a guide to all of the languages used in the compilation of useless
silverbulletkc
05-20-2004, 09:35 PM
"for dummies" books
BorgHunter
05-20-2004, 09:36 PM
written by the inept
Beirut_Veteran
05-20-2004, 09:42 PM
Members of Congress. If the book was to sell then Borg would have to
silverbulletkc
05-20-2004, 09:43 PM
set things right by
Beirut_Veteran
05-20-2004, 09:46 PM
sending a java script to the UN, the script must
big worm
05-20-2004, 09:51 PM
be written in simple layman's terms,
silverbulletkc
05-20-2004, 09:54 PM
such as <ball> or <cat> or other stuff involving width and height measurements
Beirut_Veteran
05-20-2004, 09:55 PM
as most members of the UN can not understand anything beyond
big worm
05-20-2004, 09:58 PM
broken gibberish, which
silverbulletkc
05-20-2004, 09:59 PM
could easily be translated by even the most incompetent foreign leader
Beirut_Veteran
05-20-2004, 09:59 PM
so foreign policy for dummies was born, in other news
big worm
05-20-2004, 10:04 PM
"The island of Pago Pago has been invaded by
Beirut_Veteran
05-20-2004, 10:06 PM
A small band of armed snails, the group calling themselves
big worm
05-20-2004, 10:09 PM
jolly rogers band of happy
Beirut_Veteran
05-20-2004, 10:12 PM
armed snails. The group decided their name sucked and invaded pago pago, after the
big worm
05-20-2004, 10:15 PM
long but slow campaign. they had a
Beirut_Veteran
05-20-2004, 10:17 PM
snack. When would the Americans come to defend American Samoa they thought. Suddenly
big worm
05-20-2004, 10:24 PM
a gigantic, angry
Beirut_Veteran
05-20-2004, 10:28 PM
Yellow sponge ran toward them he was followed by a bloated starfish, they
big worm
05-20-2004, 11:13 PM
did the taliban shuffle towards
Beirut_Veteran
05-20-2004, 11:46 PM
the snails, the sponge yelled at the leader, Gary he shouted.
plant the flag over there next to the
Beirut_Veteran
05-21-2004, 01:13 AM
couple tanning on the beach. He walked over to Dole and Chiquita
silverbulletkc
05-21-2004, 01:26 AM
and accidently dropped the ice cream from his cone on dole's back
Beirut_Veteran
05-21-2004, 01:30 AM
Gary stopped to ponder, this is just like that Universal commercial only we are snails and they are
silverbulletkc
05-21-2004, 01:33 AM
kung-fu fighters from somewhere east of Pittsburgh
Beirut_Veteran
05-21-2004, 01:42 AM
It is tough to fight Kung fu's but this couple did it with
big worm
05-21-2004, 06:59 AM
plastic forks and paper plates
BorgHunter
05-21-2004, 08:18 AM
while wearing nothing but chicken wire
big worm
05-21-2004, 08:26 AM
that was found in a deserted
es347fan
05-21-2004, 08:55 AM
1937 Chevrolet sedan
silverbulletkc
05-21-2004, 11:16 AM
which was thrown off a cliff 7 3/4 years ago
which landed on the face of
es347fan
05-21-2004, 01:53 PM
a sleeping goat,
Beirut_Veteran
05-21-2004, 05:35 PM
The Billy goat named Clinton had been shamed in the past his
es347fan
05-21-2004, 07:32 PM
legs were bowed, teeth all rotten, totally asexual, and
BorgHunter
05-21-2004, 07:54 PM
chuckling vacuously at
Beirut_Veteran
05-21-2004, 07:57 PM
at a pig in the pen next to him, the pigs name was
big worm
05-21-2004, 09:11 PM
monica
Beirut_Veteran
05-21-2004, 09:15 PM
her blue dress made Billy think about another place and time
big worm
05-21-2004, 09:20 PM
while playing with his
Beirut_Veteran
05-21-2004, 09:24 PM
cigar shaped kazoo, Billy let his mind wander while humming a liitle tune
big worm
05-21-2004, 09:35 PM
called "little boy blue"
Beirut_Veteran
05-21-2004, 09:47 PM
Monica watched Billy humming his kazoo and she wanted so badly to
big worm
05-21-2004, 09:50 PM
orally massage
Beirut_Veteran
05-21-2004, 09:58 PM
his kazoo, but the old nag, hillary was always
big worm
05-21-2004, 10:03 PM
keeping an eye on him. So
Beirut_Veteran
05-21-2004, 10:49 PM
they would have to find a place that the old nag wouldnt
big worm
05-21-2004, 10:56 PM
see them get down and
Beirut_Veteran
05-21-2004, 11:00 PM
Stain Monicas blue dress. Little did Billy know
big worm
05-21-2004, 11:31 PM
that blue dress
Beirut_Veteran
05-21-2004, 11:37 PM
could end his career as a goat. Billy
big worm
05-21-2004, 11:41 PM
needed a scapegoat to
Beirut_Veteran
05-21-2004, 11:44 PM
SO he asked the Kung Fu Fighter to
big worm
05-21-2004, 11:48 PM
take a dive while
Beirut_Veteran
05-21-2004, 11:55 PM
he hid monica and kissed up to the true power, that old nag. Then
big worm
05-22-2004, 12:06 AM
look the other way as Al
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 12:39 AM
, the jack ass, explained how he invented the internet. Bill showed Kung Fu Fighter
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 01:11 AM
destroy what was an air tight defense. ButWhen Dole and Chiquita arrived, Al and Billy
big worm
05-22-2004, 07:23 AM
thought it was a good time for a
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 02:31 PM
vacation, so they ran off with
rated R
05-22-2004, 04:33 PM
a hot dog and 6 filangees
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 04:46 PM
WOW! Said Al a hotdog. Damn we are
es347fan
05-22-2004, 05:00 PM
certainly infuriating those PETA Nazis, what
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 05:01 PM
do want me to do with the fur coat you bought for
es347fan
05-22-2004, 05:03 PM
Monica? He'd wanted to give it to hilary the frigid, but
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 05:06 PM
her skin would reject fur from
es347fan
05-22-2004, 05:08 PM
virtually any gift he provided, as everything
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 05:10 PM
Hillary did was to further Billys career as the future President of Farmers Johns. But
big worm
05-22-2004, 05:31 PM
Billy needed to toot his sax to
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 05:39 PM
give his kazoo a rest. So Al ran back to Dole and Chiquita
big worm
05-22-2004, 05:49 PM
to get some lessons on
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 05:57 PM
punching holes in paper, their up coming trip to
big worm
05-22-2004, 06:00 PM
see the great one himself. The mighty
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 06:12 PM
Slug H.Ross Perot, Perot was the king of all slugs and was going to teach
big worm
05-22-2004, 06:17 PM
them to slime their way
Beirut_Veteran
05-22-2004, 06:24 PM
fame and fortune in the mighty world of