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es347fan
03-25-2004, 09:41 PM
all the skinny women protesting Simmons
BorgHunter
03-26-2004, 10:25 AM
because they got too skinny
es347fan
03-26-2004, 03:37 PM
emulating "Barbie" or some other fantasy-chic
silverbulletkc
03-26-2004, 07:12 PM
by installing large implants into
es347fan
03-26-2004, 09:50 PM
their thighs & abdominal cavity,
resulting in a nasty infection
BorgHunter
03-27-2004, 08:31 PM
of the fingernails
es347fan
03-28-2004, 07:43 PM
treatable only with crushed & dehydrated mongoose ear wax,
BorgHunter
03-28-2004, 07:59 PM
applied to the hair follicles
es347fan
03-28-2004, 08:20 PM
after being boiled in ammonia in a earthware crock
standalone
03-29-2004, 01:52 PM
were they able to be cured from the painful...
silverbulletkc
03-29-2004, 02:01 PM
leaches that were attatched to their
es347fan
03-29-2004, 06:22 PM
extremities, although the leeches feed on
silverbulletkc
03-29-2004, 07:05 PM
3/4 oz. of paint thinner and about 1/2 pint of
BorgHunter
03-29-2004, 07:09 PM
silicone, which is bad news for Pamela Anderson
es347fan
03-30-2004, 04:05 AM
, yet the practice of
standalone
03-30-2004, 11:15 AM
bloodletting is still
es347fan
03-30-2004, 12:01 PM
effective, but seldom used,
BorgHunter
03-30-2004, 04:44 PM
or used, but seldom effective
es347fan
03-30-2004, 10:05 PM
like using a shotgun against fleas,
lilvoyce
03-31-2004, 02:10 AM
or ticks. So instead...
BorgHunter
03-31-2004, 07:09 PM
Borg loafed around on the couch in his underwear
es347fan
03-31-2004, 08:57 PM
stroking his cat, throwing treats for it to chase, waiting
BorgHunter
03-31-2004, 09:29 PM
for the mailman to arrive
es347fan
03-31-2004, 10:06 PM
bringing yet another late notice from
BorgHunter
03-31-2004, 10:06 PM
the library
es347fan
03-31-2004, 10:52 PM
about that Van Halen cd
muad_dib
03-31-2004, 11:03 PM
he used to
es347fan
03-31-2004, 11:07 PM
hear his father play,
BorgHunter
04-01-2004, 03:24 PM
in the middle of the night
es347fan
04-01-2004, 09:44 PM
at ever increasing volumes through his Bose system
BorgHunter
04-02-2004, 03:34 PM
located in the living room next to
es347fan
04-02-2004, 09:32 PM
Borg's playpen,
Blibblob
04-02-2004, 09:39 PM
which includes a computer with a 3 ghz AMD 64 bit processor on a motherboard with a 1 ghz frontside bus, a Radeon 9800 graphics card, 200 gigs internal harddrive and one terabyte in an external harddrives with 200 gigs of porn
BorgHunter
04-03-2004, 06:51 PM
and a dead cockroach
(Blib, you're wrong. I've got a 2.4 GHz Intel P4/Radeon 9000 Pro 128 MB/80 GB HDD/40 gigs of porn. :D)
es347fan
04-03-2004, 07:59 PM
along with other pacifiers to satisfy his oral cravings,
Blibblob
04-03-2004, 09:18 PM
and a block of cheese
(It was a "dream machine", sort of)
BorgHunter
04-04-2004, 08:19 AM
, Limburger, to be precise
(Yeah, especially since AMD doesn't even make 3GHz CPU's...the Athlon 64 3400+, their top dog, runs at 2.2 GHz)
Blibblob
04-04-2004, 06:14 PM
which I stole and replaced with American cheese
(I should have said 4 GHz, intel is up to 3.4 currently, that's the new P4 Prescot I believe... but I don't think intel has 64 bit yet, that's why it was AMD, plus AMD is better :D)
es347fan
04-04-2004, 06:46 PM
another version of Chevy vs. Ford
BorgHunter
04-05-2004, 02:50 PM
, which is odd because Chevys do not generally smell like Limburger
es347fan
04-05-2004, 07:39 PM
camebert is tastier
(Chev vs Ford referring to the puter dispute)
BorgHunter
04-05-2004, 07:41 PM
and causes more irritating odors
es347fan
04-05-2004, 11:59 PM
than your typical brie
BorgHunter
04-06-2004, 03:08 PM
that smell like rotten
es347fan
04-06-2004, 10:48 PM
cancerous fecal matter,
silverbulletkc
04-07-2004, 12:33 PM
and baby back ribs
BorgHunter
04-07-2004, 02:27 PM
basted in the blood of
rachelk693
04-07-2004, 03:24 PM
bat-like creatures
es347fan
04-07-2004, 03:36 PM
put to death without pain by overdosing them on barbituates,
BorgHunter
04-07-2004, 05:40 PM
ham chunks, and
es347fan
04-07-2004, 08:51 PM
ground rebarb and concrete dust
WindWip
04-08-2004, 12:30 PM
with sprinkles on top
BorgHunter
04-08-2004, 02:53 PM
and a marshmallow in the middle
es347fan
04-08-2004, 03:27 PM
a steel - studded marshmallow, for consumption by
BorgHunter
04-08-2004, 03:57 PM
people with many piercings
es347fan
04-08-2004, 08:23 PM
through their respective tibia,
BorgHunter
04-08-2004, 08:38 PM
and fibula
WindWip
04-09-2004, 01:53 PM
who obviously have no pain receptors
Vilepagan
04-09-2004, 02:21 PM
in their nether regions
BorgHunter
04-09-2004, 03:08 PM
especially their
Vilepagan
04-09-2004, 07:16 PM
naughty bits
BorgHunter
04-09-2004, 07:43 PM
that are especially attractive to
es347fan
04-09-2004, 08:14 PM
the fleas from 1000 camels
BorgHunter
04-10-2004, 06:36 AM
given to a large number of highly caffeinated monkeys by
es347fan
04-10-2004, 04:45 PM
shooting them from a circus cannon
BorgHunter
04-10-2004, 05:51 PM
and having them attacked by a pack of rogue clowns
Vilepagan
04-10-2004, 06:26 PM
who all piled out of a tiny car
BorgHunter
04-10-2004, 07:40 PM
and one of them had a squirting flower on his lapel
silverbulletkc
04-10-2004, 07:46 PM
which was filled with sulfuric acid
BorgHunter
04-10-2004, 08:02 PM
and may cause blindness if squirted in eyes
silverbulletkc
04-10-2004, 08:20 PM
hence the warning: "Aim away from face"
es347fan
04-10-2004, 10:43 PM
in print soooo small,
BorgHunter
04-11-2004, 08:28 AM
even Shammy's brain is larger
es347fan
04-11-2004, 01:54 PM
than a molecule, but not by much
BorgHunter
04-11-2004, 02:20 PM
, specifically a glucose molecule
es347fan
04-12-2004, 09:32 AM
featuring a blue hue,
BorgHunter
04-12-2004, 02:50 PM
that is, in fact, superintelligent
es347fan
04-13-2004, 12:57 AM
who knew? it's Q!
BorgHunter
04-13-2004, 03:09 PM
And he's causing more mischief
es347fan
04-13-2004, 10:41 PM
than a gaggle of 4 yr old
silverbulletkc
04-14-2004, 09:14 AM
with the attention span of a paper clip
BorgHunter
04-14-2004, 06:24 PM
and the intelligence of a spoon
es347fan
04-14-2004, 09:48 PM
standing at a fork in the road,
BorgHunter
04-15-2004, 08:11 PM
conniving with a stranger
es347fan
04-16-2004, 10:13 AM
trying to make a deal,
BorgHunter
04-16-2004, 04:25 PM
involving wild boars
Vilepagan
04-16-2004, 07:21 PM
Who were cheap bastards :D
BorgHunter
04-16-2004, 09:33 PM
and vile pagans
es347fan
04-16-2004, 11:03 PM
who lived off frog's legs alone,
Vilepagan
04-16-2004, 11:06 PM
cooked in a cauldron on the patio
Embyr
04-17-2004, 01:18 AM
and served on toilet bowl lids
es347fan
04-17-2004, 09:59 AM
to the wild dogs roaming about,
Blibblob
04-17-2004, 08:11 PM
who, in themselves, taste rather good
BorgHunter
04-17-2004, 08:16 PM
especially with pureed Blib
Blibblob
04-17-2004, 08:32 PM
which doesn't taste like chicken
Embyr
04-17-2004, 08:34 PM
but more like rotted pork meat
Blibblob
04-17-2004, 08:36 PM
which you learn to appeciate
BorgHunter
04-17-2004, 08:47 PM
as you eat it more and more, botulism and all
es347fan
04-17-2004, 11:47 PM
as that's the only nutrient the worms living so deep inside