View Full Version : Word Game II: The Sequel
BorgHunter
02-15-2004, 08:44 AM
, not even the "genius" of the family,
Vilepagan
02-15-2004, 09:00 AM
and the name of the genius was "BorgHunter"...:D
BorgHunter
02-15-2004, 03:57 PM
the Thirteenth, who had
es347fan
02-15-2004, 07:11 PM
a split tongue, webbed fingers, was cross-eyed, and spoke with a lisp, this from
BorgHunter
02-15-2004, 08:20 PM
es347, the crotchety and ugly old
:D
es347fan
02-15-2004, 08:48 PM
abnormal psych professor,
BorgHunter
02-16-2004, 01:44 PM
who enjoys making his students
HaVoK
02-16-2004, 08:13 PM
rub peanut butter on their bodies and
es347fan
02-16-2004, 08:30 PM
slathering themselves with strawberry jam, while listening to Bob Dylan
HaVoK
02-17-2004, 01:36 AM
croak out his melodies and
es347fan
02-17-2004, 07:58 AM
even some of NEM's favorite band Sha na na
BorgHunter
02-17-2004, 03:01 PM
while they burst everyone's eardrums
es347fan
02-17-2004, 03:09 PM
with their caterwauling
HaVoK
02-17-2004, 03:39 PM
and tap dancing to the tunes of
BorgHunter
02-17-2004, 03:41 PM
duck calls from hell
es347fan
02-17-2004, 03:55 PM
an old time bagpipe ditty,
BorgHunter
02-17-2004, 07:59 PM
and Weird AL parodying
HaVoK
02-17-2004, 09:10 PM
fat Elvis doing his karate moves while
es347fan
02-17-2004, 09:23 PM
slurping a king sized strawberry-vanilla shake
creetwins
02-17-2004, 11:38 PM
out of a sippy cup
HaVoK
02-18-2004, 12:25 AM
with little pink dinosaurs hopping around
es347fan
02-18-2004, 02:06 AM
looks like a poorly maintained circus side show
BorgHunter
02-18-2004, 03:52 PM
just like you can find at
es347fan
02-18-2004, 04:05 PM
just down the road from the tented bible revival held every Tuesday
BorgHunter
02-18-2004, 04:48 PM
by Pastor Lawton
es347fan
02-18-2004, 05:08 PM
a fine, upstanding member of the community & head of the local KKK chapter,
BorgHunter
02-18-2004, 05:16 PM
which is the most popular Klan around
es347fan
02-18-2004, 05:27 PM
he permits the circus for 50% of the take
BorgHunter
02-18-2004, 05:29 PM
and then uses it to purchase white sheets
es347fan
02-18-2004, 05:32 PM
for the boys in town
BorgHunter
02-18-2004, 05:33 PM
but not the gals
HaVoK
02-18-2004, 05:34 PM
because they are too busy milking cows and
BorgHunter
02-18-2004, 05:35 PM
passing out on the couch while watching
HaVoK
02-18-2004, 07:08 PM
queer eye for the straight guy and wishing
es347fan
02-18-2004, 07:14 PM
their guys had some class
BorgHunter
02-18-2004, 07:39 PM
because Jethro just got home
es347fan
02-18-2004, 08:21 PM
missing 2 more teeth and half an ear,
BorgHunter
02-18-2004, 08:33 PM
because Trav's brother
HaVoK
02-18-2004, 09:45 PM
being as politically motivated as his sibling
es347fan
02-19-2004, 07:38 AM
doesn't have the sense to stay out of bars while spouting his opinions
BorgHunter
02-19-2004, 07:11 PM
like how "LIBRULS R GAY!!!!1"
es347fan
02-19-2004, 07:35 PM
always gets him applause in a redneck bar, yet
BorgHunter
02-19-2004, 07:47 PM
it sends Al Franken into a chair-flinging rage
es347fan
02-19-2004, 08:01 PM
and Jethro likes to catch chairs orally - he's just not very good at it
BorgHunter
02-19-2004, 08:46 PM
as his many bruises and missing teeth attest to
es347fan
02-19-2004, 08:53 PM
somebody's promised to feature him in a commercial,
BorgHunter
02-19-2004, 09:05 PM
for the Bug Zapper
es347fan
02-20-2004, 04:36 AM
should be the most exciting
BorgHunter
02-20-2004, 02:48 PM
product ever to make annoying noises
es347fan
02-20-2004, 07:16 PM
Watch while he sticks his tongue to the electrodes! watch while his tongue stud arcs
BorgHunter
02-21-2004, 06:19 AM
and all the people clap because
es347fan
02-21-2004, 08:28 AM
he does it while juggling moonshine jugs
BorgHunter
02-21-2004, 07:07 PM
and while standing in a tank of rabid
creetwins
02-21-2004, 08:24 PM
mormons wearing blindfolds eating
es347fan
02-21-2004, 10:53 PM
fermented mushrooms, toe of dog & eye of newt,
BorgHunter
02-22-2004, 06:26 AM
but not before they hand their Bibles to
es347fan
02-22-2004, 07:47 AM
Space Ghost
Vilepagan
02-22-2004, 08:32 AM
the ghost with the most
creetwins
02-22-2004, 12:21 PM
Incredible B.C. Skunk, that he shares with
es347fan
02-22-2004, 08:32 PM
anyone bringing a $20.00 bill,
silverbulletkc
02-23-2004, 12:38 PM
which he hopes to use for his daily spleen cleansings,
BorgHunter
02-23-2004, 06:57 PM
with Doctor Kevorkian
silverbulletkc
02-23-2004, 07:32 PM
and former president IKE EISENHOWER
creetwins
02-23-2004, 09:09 PM
who swear by the procedure, along with weekly colonics and
es347fan
02-23-2004, 09:13 PM
massive doses of vitamins C, B6, E,
BorgHunter
02-24-2004, 03:56 PM
and arsenic, which make for a
es347fan
02-24-2004, 06:42 PM
brain stimulating cocktail
BorgHunter
02-24-2004, 08:58 PM
which the frat guys at the University of
Vilepagan
02-24-2004, 09:38 PM
Georgia chapter of Lambda Lambda Lambda
es347fan
02-24-2004, 11:44 PM
suck up with great relish & then go chasing
BorgHunter
02-25-2004, 07:16 PM
hot dogs so they will have someplace to put the relish
es347fan
02-25-2004, 08:26 PM
why under the Pepto Bismal, of course
BorgHunter
02-25-2004, 08:35 PM
which is used primarily to
es347fan
02-25-2004, 08:39 PM
give a Bismal moustache
BorgHunter
02-25-2004, 08:43 PM
which is popular with the Got Pepto people
es347fan
02-25-2004, 08:46 PM
although no one alive can eat that concoction more than twice
creetwins
02-25-2004, 08:53 PM
every 15 years or so because of the
es347fan
02-25-2004, 10:18 PM
cellular dysfunction brought about
box19
02-26-2004, 11:05 AM
by the interaction between toothpaste and
es347fan
02-26-2004, 12:55 PM
chewing tobacco
BorgHunter
02-26-2004, 03:06 PM
when mixed at 500 degrees
es347fan
02-26-2004, 06:13 PM
Kelvin, with tomato puree, Alpo,
box19
02-28-2004, 09:06 AM
and most regrettable of all,
es347fan
02-28-2004, 09:48 AM
1000 year old Bison testicles
silverbulletkc
02-29-2004, 05:11 PM
and an appetizer of creamed buffalo chips on toast
BorgHunter
02-29-2004, 06:20 PM
which is served to the Queen
es347fan
02-29-2004, 10:12 PM
of Hog Bro's Annual Hill Climb and Puking Contest
creetwins
02-29-2004, 10:26 PM
every fourth friday at tea time, with a side dish of
silverbulletkc
03-01-2004, 09:42 AM
fried dirt cakes and dirt on the cob
BorgHunter
03-01-2004, 04:03 PM
cooked by Chef Bob
es347fan
03-01-2004, 06:58 PM
a toothless, one armed 375lb biker
BorgHunter
03-01-2004, 07:05 PM
who is popular with the ladies, or as he likes to call them,
es347fan
03-01-2004, 08:51 PM
"morsels of delight" ...
silverbulletkc
03-02-2004, 11:47 AM
as he prepares to
box19
03-02-2004, 01:09 PM
bungee jump off the
es347fan
03-02-2004, 02:30 PM
rafters in the attic, 3 stories up,
silverbulletkc
03-02-2004, 02:42 PM
but little does he realize that the bungee cord is made of
es347fan
03-02-2004, 02:46 PM
inch thick braided steel cable, 10 feet long and attached to an anvil
BorgHunter
03-02-2004, 03:25 PM
labeled "Acme"
es347fan
03-02-2004, 08:09 PM
in the basement is a cauldron