View Full Version : Word Game II: The Sequel
BorgHunter
01-22-2004, 04:55 PM
for Y2K
es347fan
01-22-2004, 04:56 PM
by changing "commies" for "taliban" & "al queda", but keeping the closet queen attitude toward
BorgHunter
01-22-2004, 05:01 PM
various angry
es347fan
01-22-2004, 05:05 PM
individuals in same sex relationships who wish only
BorgHunter
01-22-2004, 05:09 PM
to frolic naked in
es347fan
01-22-2004, 07:19 PM
fields of flowers
BorgHunter
01-22-2004, 07:23 PM
planted by Farmer Joe
es347fan
01-22-2004, 07:28 PM
who plants flowers to hide the bud he makes his money with
BorgHunter
01-22-2004, 07:35 PM
which is hidden in a basement
es347fan
01-22-2004, 07:48 PM
more of a root cellar, actually
BorgHunter
01-22-2004, 07:59 PM
complete with roots and grow lights
es347fan
01-22-2004, 08:07 PM
and several exhaust fans to dissipate the aroma
BorgHunter
01-22-2004, 08:59 PM
that permeates his being
(Agh, for a minute I read that as "sexual exhaust fans". Strange.)
es347fan
01-22-2004, 09:26 PM
Farmer Joe is always loaded
(ahh the perils of pubescent exploding hormones!)(only 5 more years of that ... maybe)
BorgHunter
01-23-2004, 07:29 PM
onto a paddy wagon when
es347fan
01-23-2004, 09:41 PM
he sings "Waltzing Matilda" in the town square
BorgHunter
01-25-2004, 10:56 AM
in front of Farmer Eric
es347fan
01-25-2004, 03:16 PM
who plays the harmonica
HaVoK
01-25-2004, 03:42 PM
while somehow managing at the same time to
es347fan
01-25-2004, 04:51 PM
juggle a dozen eggs using only his feet
BorgHunter
01-27-2004, 02:41 PM
, which excludes his eyes
es347fan
01-27-2004, 03:58 PM
he lost one when running with scissors,
HaVoK
01-27-2004, 04:43 PM
while at the same time drinking
BorgHunter
01-27-2004, 07:21 PM
amaretto & Pepsi (blech!)
es347fan
01-27-2004, 08:07 PM
the other plucked out by a buzzard as he lay in a drunken stupor
BorgHunter
01-28-2004, 04:54 PM
on the floor of a
es347fan
01-28-2004, 05:05 PM
revival tent, after having consumed nearly a gallon of moonshine
BorgHunter
01-28-2004, 05:10 PM
in the sunshine
es347fan
01-28-2004, 05:13 PM
while attempting to make sense of a hellfire & brimstone bible thumper
HaVoK
01-28-2004, 07:08 PM
who is making eyes at
es347fan
01-28-2004, 08:02 PM
the fat lady in the polka-dot dress sitting next to his mother
HaVoK
01-28-2004, 09:38 PM
all the while thinking to himself
es347fan
01-29-2004, 04:02 AM
"boy, oh boy, my sister looks fine tonite"
HaVoK
01-29-2004, 08:41 AM
he starts to imagine what it would be like to
es347fan
01-29-2004, 01:09 PM
procreate with both his mother and sister
BorgHunter
01-29-2004, 03:29 PM
, especially both at the same time
es347fan
01-29-2004, 03:39 PM
while working himself into a tongue speaking frenzy, taking the focus from
BorgHunter
01-29-2004, 03:59 PM
"Dr." James Dobson, who is yelling at the top of his lungs
es347fan
01-29-2004, 04:15 PM
when suddenly, as a result of the certain overdose on moonshine, his other eye simply burst
es347fan
01-30-2004, 08:22 PM
open and a caterpillar crawled out
BorgHunter
01-31-2004, 06:38 PM
and began to shriek
(Hey! You can't go twice in a row! ::shakes fist menacingly:: )
es347fan
01-31-2004, 09:57 PM
screaming in Swahili
(nobody was posting to this, I needed to move it back up the ladder some)
BorgHunter
02-01-2004, 06:54 AM
, which attracted members of
es347fan
02-01-2004, 07:33 AM
the Pentecostal church down the road who came to witness
BorgHunter
02-01-2004, 09:01 AM
a hrrible crime commited by
es347fan
02-01-2004, 08:22 PM
the reincarnation of St John the Kennedy in his ritual
BorgHunter
02-03-2004, 03:21 PM
lecture on the merits of
es347fan
02-03-2004, 03:25 PM
having a bootlegger in the family
BorgHunter
02-03-2004, 03:41 PM
farm's old barn with old bathtubs full of
es347fan
02-03-2004, 07:40 PM
fermented mushroom slush
BorgHunter
02-03-2004, 08:35 PM
and bat (not bird) droppings
es347fan
02-03-2004, 08:51 PM
create a hallucinogenic beverage
BorgHunter
02-04-2004, 05:53 PM
named "the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster"
HaVoK
02-04-2004, 06:31 PM
that is said to have certain "enhancement" properties that will
es347fan
02-04-2004, 08:10 PM
cause tentacles to grow & interconnect all surface areas of the brain
BorgHunter
02-05-2004, 04:41 PM
, lungs, and testicles
es347fan
02-05-2004, 06:08 PM
temporarily resulting in an enhanced human, although wildly intoxicated
BorgHunter
02-06-2004, 05:29 PM
with mushroom juice
Wizbang
02-06-2004, 06:32 PM
that made him sick
es347fan
02-06-2004, 07:38 PM
yet able to see in the dark for 3 full nights
BorgHunter
02-06-2004, 10:00 PM
with heatvision
es347fan
02-07-2004, 02:47 PM
detecting in the infared specturms
Wizbang
02-07-2004, 06:03 PM
of the universe
es347fan
02-07-2004, 09:21 PM
a hallucinogenic kaleidoscope
Wizbang
02-07-2004, 09:54 PM
visioning angels all around
es347fan
02-08-2004, 05:59 AM
each on a carousel
BorgHunter
02-10-2004, 05:56 PM
operated by an also-hallucinating
es347fan
02-10-2004, 10:13 PM
one eyed, one armed ex-roadie named Jake
BorgHunter
02-11-2004, 04:50 PM
the Flake, a guy who
es347fan
02-11-2004, 06:22 PM
could make a stage erupt in colors
BorgHunter
02-11-2004, 06:25 PM
never before seen by human eyes
es347fan
02-11-2004, 07:42 PM
without resorting to cheap pyrotechnics
BorgHunter
02-11-2004, 07:55 PM
, instead just LSD and
es347fan
02-11-2004, 08:15 PM
mescaline, in an iced tea broth
BorgHunter
02-12-2004, 05:27 AM
with ice cubes and a parasol
es347fan
02-12-2004, 08:01 AM
served only to members of the band
BorgHunter
02-12-2004, 11:16 AM
named "Fhqwgads"
es347fan
02-12-2004, 12:30 PM
heavily made up, clad in gothic attire, playing
BorgHunter
02-13-2004, 07:23 AM
bagpipes and accordions
es347fan
02-13-2004, 08:40 AM
attached to Marshall stacks & various sound modifying devices
BorgHunter
02-13-2004, 08:56 AM
including amplifiers, silencers, and
es347fan
02-13-2004, 10:37 AM
distortion units, Leslie speaker cabinets, synthetic chorus, and a Moog
(marshall stacks are huge amplifiers)
BorgHunter
02-13-2004, 12:59 PM
, which is a
(I honestly don't know what a Moog is either, and a dictonary run reveals nothing)
es347fan
02-13-2004, 01:23 PM
synthesizer (http://arts.ucsc.edu/ems/music/equipment/synthesizers/analog/moog/Moog.html)
BorgHunter
02-13-2004, 01:46 PM
which looks like it could use some punch cards
es347fan
02-13-2004, 01:52 PM
Fortran
BorgHunter
02-13-2004, 02:09 PM
and COBOL programmers need to type up
es347fan
02-13-2004, 04:35 PM
plenty of wires
BorgHunter
02-13-2004, 05:28 PM
and connect them to
es347fan
02-13-2004, 05:52 PM
each band member
BorgHunter
02-13-2004, 06:06 PM
and connect the other ends to high voltage
es347fan
02-13-2004, 07:21 PM
ensuring they sing in the proper pitch
BorgHunter
02-13-2004, 07:31 PM
, namely, soprano
es347fan
02-13-2004, 07:39 PM
doing so makes the bagpipes louder, the
BorgHunter
02-13-2004, 09:53 PM
accordions more annoying, and
es347fan
02-14-2004, 07:43 AM
so annoyingly shrill that one's teeth hurt if standing any closer than 50 yards
BorgHunter
02-14-2004, 07:08 PM
even with hamburger earmuffs
es347fan
02-14-2004, 08:32 PM
and wax earplugs, yet they still play to capacity crowds of
BorgHunter
02-14-2004, 09:01 PM
slack-jawed yokels
es347fan
02-14-2004, 09:46 PM
none of whom got past 7th grade before turning 30