Word Game II: The Sequel [Archive] - Page 12

es347fan

01-08-2004, 07:44 PM

and they're going away

BorgHunter

01-08-2004, 07:47 PM

because they're exactly like Buicks

es347fan

01-08-2004, 07:50 PM

not great cars, but not bad ones either

BorgHunter

01-08-2004, 07:52 PM

, unlike the Yugo

es347fan

01-08-2004, 07:54 PM

, the Lada

BorgHunter

01-08-2004, 07:54 PM

, and any Ford

es347fan

01-08-2004, 07:57 PM

none of which are as fine as Porsche

BorgHunter

01-08-2004, 08:00 PM

or Fibersport

(Look 'em up in old car books, racing cars. My great-grandpa built 'em then raced 'em)

es347fan

01-08-2004, 08:05 PM

Were they variations of "belly tank" racers?

BorgHunter

01-08-2004, 08:07 PM

Variations of Crosleys, but we digress. I have no idea if a "belly tank" is a Crosley or what...:D

es347fan

01-08-2004, 08:10 PM

Belly tank racers were developed from the external drop tanks of WWII fighter planes. (hence the name belly tanks). Crosleys were entirely different vehicles.

BorgHunter

01-08-2004, 08:12 PM

Back on track:

If a monkey in a zoo

es347fan

01-08-2004, 08:14 PM

hangs from his toes

BorgHunter

01-08-2004, 08:16 PM

while wearing a cardigan sweater

es347fan

01-08-2004, 08:17 PM

and encounters a mongoose

BorgHunter

01-08-2004, 08:18 PM

, does a train from New York going 100 kph

es347fan

01-08-2004, 08:20 PM

have the capability to attain

BorgHunter

01-08-2004, 08:22 PM

Warp speed

es347fan

01-08-2004, 08:23 PM

as it flies through

BorgHunter

01-08-2004, 08:25 PM

Dollywood

es347fan

01-08-2004, 08:30 PM

en route to Singapore

BorgHunter

01-08-2004, 08:31 PM

, where it will be stopping at

es347fan

01-08-2004, 08:32 PM

the best little whore house west of L.A.

BorgHunter

01-08-2004, 08:36 PM

, also known as Bill Clinton's basement

DanF

01-09-2004, 01:32 AM

Built on the site of

BorgHunter

01-09-2004, 03:12 PM

a former crack house

es347fan

01-09-2004, 04:50 PM

known to one and all as the hilary klinton memorial

BorgHunter

01-09-2004, 05:37 PM

, since Hillary

es347fan

01-09-2004, 07:00 PM

vowed to

BorgHunter

01-09-2004, 07:19 PM

become celibate, to the relief of

es347fan

01-09-2004, 08:06 PM

soccer moms

DanF

01-10-2004, 01:07 AM

that helped the pope to

es347fan

01-10-2004, 06:38 AM

acknowledge the need for

Blibblob

01-10-2004, 04:53 PM

raping little boys

BorgHunter

01-10-2004, 06:03 PM

(LOL at Blib)

, despite objections from

Blibblob

01-10-2004, 06:12 PM

the monster that lives under my bed

BorgHunter

01-10-2004, 06:37 PM

whose name is Frank

es347fan

01-10-2004, 09:35 PM

Burns, the chinless ferret faced quack

BorgHunter

01-10-2004, 09:43 PM

son of Monty Burns

es347fan

01-10-2004, 09:44 PM

who gained the nickname "Chester the Molester" by the age of 14

BorgHunter

01-10-2004, 10:28 PM

and later managed to molest Chester

DanF

01-10-2004, 11:16 PM

the missing brother of michael

BorgHunter

01-11-2004, 08:10 AM

Bennett, running back for the Vikings

es347fan

01-11-2004, 08:23 AM

who secretly wanted to be on the New England Patriots,

BorgHunter

01-12-2004, 02:57 PM

Oakland Raiders, or

es347fan

01-12-2004, 08:30 PM

almost any European team,

ElementLight2

01-13-2004, 11:52 AM

but foot ball doesn't seem very popular in Europe because they like

es347fan

01-13-2004, 02:12 PM

contact sports that don't involve participant protection

BorgHunter

01-13-2004, 04:20 PM

, like hackey-sack

es347fan

01-13-2004, 04:56 PM

tiddly winks,

BorgHunter

01-13-2004, 05:07 PM

and marbles

es347fan

01-13-2004, 09:05 PM

while hopscotch was a favorite, it was cancelled due to

BorgHunter

01-14-2004, 02:40 PM

excessive injuries

es347fan

01-14-2004, 02:47 PM

team jump rope was retained however,

BorgHunter

01-14-2004, 03:03 PM

as was the shuffleboard team

es347fan

01-14-2004, 03:08 PM

but curling has been cancelled

BorgHunter

01-14-2004, 06:10 PM

due to a curling iron

es347fan

01-14-2004, 08:00 PM

failure during which it melted the ice rink &

BorgHunter

01-14-2004, 08:06 PM

disappointed the hockey team

es347fan

01-14-2004, 08:18 PM

all of whom had to be on roller blades

BorgHunter

01-15-2004, 02:40 PM

whilest using a baseball for a puck

es347fan

01-15-2004, 02:52 PM

the ball was so tall, they kept tripping over it

BorgHunter

01-15-2004, 04:52 PM

, especially when the goalie

es347fan

01-15-2004, 07:41 PM

- a 7 foot tall, 300 lb woman,

BorgHunter

01-15-2004, 08:00 PM

had the ball trapped in her massive folds

es347fan

01-16-2004, 05:42 AM

and was pummled by the opposition

BorgHunter

01-16-2004, 01:18 PM

in her groin

es347fan

01-17-2004, 03:35 PM

until she cried "Uncle" in 8 languages

BorgHunter

01-17-2004, 08:15 PM

and nobody understood her

es347fan

01-17-2004, 09:43 PM

she attempted "sign" & 15 Latino street gangs

BorgHunter

01-18-2004, 07:06 AM

mistook Sign for a threat

es347fan

01-18-2004, 07:26 AM

and pledged to defend their machismo at the

BorgHunter

01-18-2004, 07:34 AM

next game

es347fan

01-18-2004, 07:36 AM

but first they had to steal

BorgHunter

01-18-2004, 10:46 AM

from the rich and give to the poor

es347fan

01-18-2004, 01:00 PM

in doing so, all were apprehended and sentenced to

BorgHunter

01-18-2004, 06:47 PM

death by tickling

es347fan

01-18-2004, 08:47 PM

meanwhile, back at the ranch,

BorgHunter

01-18-2004, 09:13 PM

Neverland Ranch, to be precise

es347fan

01-19-2004, 04:43 PM

the ongoing torture of

BorgHunter

01-19-2004, 07:31 PM

small pigs

es347fan

01-19-2004, 08:49 PM

as secret cloning research was ongoing

BorgHunter

01-20-2004, 07:28 PM

in Ashcroft's basement

es347fan

01-20-2004, 07:42 PM

a very peculiar individual that Ashcroft fella,

BorgHunter

01-20-2004, 08:04 PM

since he's a fundie

es347fan

01-20-2004, 08:12 PM

offended by marble titties,

BorgHunter

01-21-2004, 06:16 PM

pagans, and

es347fan

01-21-2004, 07:48 PM

electrically amplified music of any sort,

BorgHunter

01-21-2004, 07:56 PM

including CDs of classical music, deemed "immoral"

es347fan

01-21-2004, 08:00 PM

yet, as a (self proclaimed) bible thumper, he has no moral compunction when participating

BorgHunter

01-21-2004, 08:01 PM

in yelling at people

es347fan

01-21-2004, 08:06 PM

for not doing the evil deeds he proscribed, despite the Constitution

BorgHunter

01-21-2004, 08:15 PM

saying that Asscroft is an idiot

es347fan

01-21-2004, 08:34 PM

and even worse, unbelieveably dangerous

BorgHunter

01-21-2004, 08:56 PM

to fun-loving, beer-drinking

es347fan

01-21-2004, 08:58 PM

everyday Americans

BorgHunter

01-21-2004, 09:00 PM

and every-other-day Americans as well

es347fan

01-21-2004, 09:03 PM

history will show that Ashcroft is J.Edgar Hoover reborn

BorgHunter

01-22-2004, 04:20 PM

with a different face

es347fan

01-22-2004, 04:39 PM

but all the same quirks, updated