Word Game II: The Sequel [Archive] - Page 11

es347fan

12-19-2003, 09:55 PM

produce flatulence with more sense than he's yet displayed,

silverbulletkc

12-20-2003, 02:22 AM

and have configured the ability to

es347fan

12-20-2003, 06:15 AM

dance to the piper,

ElementLight2

12-20-2003, 04:33 PM

because you think you are always right when you aren't

es347fan

12-20-2003, 05:35 PM

but a legend in your own mind

BorgHunter

12-21-2003, 09:15 AM

, a legend much like Michael Jackson

es347fan

12-21-2003, 01:14 PM

who, despite musical & theatrical talent,

silverbulletkc

12-21-2003, 02:43 PM

couldn't even use his charms to woo a young little boy by the name of

es347fan

12-21-2003, 04:36 PM

LeRoy, mopo's step-brother

BorgHunter

12-21-2003, 05:11 PM

who actually likes mopo

es347fan

12-21-2003, 06:56 PM

even though LeRoy is psychotic and mentally disabled

BorgHunter

12-22-2003, 11:46 AM

due to a terrible accident

ElementLight2

12-22-2003, 06:57 PM

which could happen to any of us if you think about it

es347fan

12-22-2003, 07:30 PM

hire the handicapped

BorgHunter

12-22-2003, 08:05 PM

to insanely complicated jobs

MajiPirate

12-22-2003, 08:08 PM

and pay them more

es347fan

12-22-2003, 08:50 PM

because they're so much fun to watch

silverbulletkc

12-23-2003, 11:18 AM

when they think the french fries in McDonald's are

BorgHunter

12-23-2003, 04:41 PM

explosive and infected with

silverbulletkc

12-23-2003, 05:18 PM

cockroaches the size of cleveland and ready to strike at

es347fan

12-23-2003, 08:46 PM

pink toy poodles, festooned with ribbons,

BorgHunter

12-23-2003, 10:42 PM

and treated with special cockroach attractant

es347fan

12-24-2003, 12:29 AM

sold as poodle perfume by exclusive pet shops,

BorgHunter

12-24-2003, 08:32 AM

such as Petsmart and Wal-Mart

es347fan

12-24-2003, 09:48 AM

where the roaches thrive naturally

BorgHunter

12-24-2003, 02:36 PM

in the hair of the inept cashiers

silverbulletkc

12-24-2003, 02:53 PM

and threaten to

BorgHunter

12-24-2003, 03:00 PM

drive the redneck customers

es347fan

12-24-2003, 04:06 PM

screaming into the arms of non-relatives

BorgHunter

12-25-2003, 09:22 AM

who look just like Atilla the Hun

es347fan

12-25-2003, 10:22 AM

with massive bosoms, big hair and garish lipstick

BorgHunter

12-25-2003, 06:45 PM

....maybe that's more like Mimi Bobeck

es347fan

12-25-2003, 08:20 PM

could be, or Dolly Parton

BorgHunter

12-25-2003, 10:10 PM

or Dolly the sheep

silverbulletkc

12-25-2003, 10:31 PM

or one of those mail-order brides from a third-world country

es347fan

12-25-2003, 11:09 PM

who consider trailer living a step up from a hovel

BorgHunter

12-26-2003, 07:38 AM

, even though the roaches and rats

es347fan

12-26-2003, 08:24 AM

sleep in the same beds, the boys still come

BorgHunter

12-26-2003, 06:33 PM

to eat them

es347fan

12-26-2003, 10:35 PM

as long as they're slathered in

silverbulletkc

12-27-2003, 12:11 PM

cooking oil and peanut butter to preserve the

es347fan

12-27-2003, 01:54 PM

cholesterol percentage

BorgHunter

12-27-2003, 06:50 PM

of 9,999,999,999 ppb (parts per billion)

es347fan

12-27-2003, 10:27 PM

resulting in a very unusual

BorgHunter

12-29-2003, 07:41 AM

and fattening variety of fudge

es347fan

12-29-2003, 05:14 PM

one cubic inch provides a month's worth of

BorgHunter

12-29-2003, 07:36 PM

fellatio

(A little...risqué, perhaps. :D)

es347fan

12-30-2003, 04:27 AM

which is a wonderful hobby for that special person

BorgHunter

12-30-2003, 08:12 AM

on your Xmas list

es347fan

12-30-2003, 08:42 AM

who's been gifted with a wonderful talent

silverbulletkc

12-30-2003, 11:11 AM

of bending plastic forks and

BorgHunter

12-30-2003, 02:36 PM

turning them into sporks

es347fan

12-30-2003, 10:28 PM

before the recycling bin

silverbulletkc

12-31-2003, 01:39 PM

consumes the world's supply of

es347fan

12-31-2003, 02:19 PM

fingernail clippings,

BorgHunter

12-31-2003, 04:19 PM

armpit hair,

silverbulletkc

12-31-2003, 05:28 PM

and shaving scum used by

BorgHunter

12-31-2003, 05:33 PM

hairy women

silverbulletkc

12-31-2003, 05:46 PM

whom not only wreak of excruciatingly severe body odor,

BorgHunter

12-31-2003, 06:15 PM

but also have a fetish for

es347fan

12-31-2003, 10:19 PM

boys wearing panties & hose

BorgHunter

01-01-2004, 08:18 AM

, especially the long green ones

es347fan

01-01-2004, 11:48 AM

while they dance & frolic about

BorgHunter

01-02-2004, 10:30 AM

, watering the flowers while singing

es347fan

01-02-2004, 01:31 PM

songs from the 1890's,

silverbulletkc

01-03-2004, 09:33 PM

and even such vaudeville classics as

BorgHunter

01-03-2004, 10:00 PM

Rudy, the red-nosed drunk

es347fan

01-03-2004, 10:46 PM

while sipping moonshine from tin cups

silverbulletkc

01-03-2004, 11:10 PM

and participating in interviews with connie chung

es347fan

01-04-2004, 07:44 AM

where they reveal

BorgHunter

01-04-2004, 08:08 AM

her lack of

silverbulletkc

01-04-2004, 09:56 AM

moral stability and

BorgHunter

01-04-2004, 09:58 AM

mental stability as well

es347fan

01-04-2004, 11:11 AM

while favorably commenting on

silverbulletkc

01-04-2004, 12:31 PM

the importance of throroughly cooking chicken wings

es347fan

01-04-2004, 01:34 PM

as you have to remove the feathers somehow

silverbulletkc

01-04-2004, 08:34 PM

using a cattle prod and the munchkins from the Wizard of Oz

es347fan

01-04-2004, 09:59 PM

who drink water that tastes like wine

DanF

01-04-2004, 11:49 PM

And have thoughts of...

silverbulletkc

01-04-2004, 11:56 PM

sunshine, lollipops and rainbows

es347fan

01-05-2004, 06:06 AM

as long as they don't sleep

DanF

01-06-2004, 12:36 AM

and perchance to dream of...

es347fan

01-06-2004, 08:17 AM

blood, gore, guts & veins in their teeth

silverbulletkc

01-06-2004, 10:28 AM

and kung-fu fighters from somewhere east of Pittsburgh

es347fan

01-06-2004, 12:03 PM

from Jersey, actually, rather good ones

silverbulletkc

01-06-2004, 12:48 PM

who claim that their kung-fu is better than your kung-fu

es347fan

01-06-2004, 02:12 PM

champs from Siberia, who train in the nude

DanF

01-07-2004, 03:02 AM

Muthers from hell that can whip any dude

es347fan

01-07-2004, 06:02 AM

met the scare of their life

BorgHunter

01-07-2004, 05:05 PM

, Dan Quayle's love-child with

es347fan

01-07-2004, 05:35 PM

Caroline Kennedy

BorgHunter

01-07-2004, 05:42 PM

who looked remarkably like

es347fan

01-07-2004, 08:09 PM

her idiot uncle Ted, but 400 lbs & 40 years removed

DanF

01-08-2004, 12:05 AM

since that fateful drive over the bridge proved...

es347fan

01-08-2004, 08:18 AM

Oldsmobiles don't float

BorgHunter

01-08-2004, 07:09 PM

unless they're tricked out with

es347fan

01-08-2004, 07:12 PM

things drunken Kennedy's don't think of

BorgHunter

01-08-2004, 07:31 PM

, like auto-inflating rafts

es347fan

01-08-2004, 07:35 PM

not a stylish option for an Olds,

BorgHunter

01-08-2004, 07:38 PM

though they're not all too stylish anyway