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es347fan
12-04-2003, 03:21 PM
not an inanimate object
BorgHunter
12-04-2003, 03:25 PM
, like Brad Johnson in the pocket
es347fan
12-04-2003, 04:00 PM
or Drew Barrymore in anything
BorgHunter
12-04-2003, 04:07 PM
, despite the fact that Barrymore is
es347fan
12-04-2003, 04:08 PM
the latest in a long line of famous
BorgHunter
12-04-2003, 05:15 PM
hotties
ElementLight2
12-04-2003, 06:49 PM
or at least he thinks he is, which is enough reason to
BorgHunter
12-04-2003, 07:03 PM
look down, since Barrymore is a woman
es347fan
12-04-2003, 07:11 PM
& a fine looking one, albeit so very young
BorgHunter
12-04-2003, 07:14 PM
to an old geezer like es
es347fan
12-04-2003, 07:34 PM
watch your tone, boy
BorgHunter
12-04-2003, 07:41 PM
, croaked he, sitting in his rocking chair
es347fan
12-04-2003, 10:30 PM
"this old 12 ga. will perforate your hide real well" he said, patting the Remington propped against the wall
BorgHunter
12-05-2003, 05:07 PM
despite the fact that Alzheimer's caused him to pat Hillary on the butt instead
es347fan
12-05-2003, 05:09 PM
May you never have another orgasm, kid.
BorgHunter
12-05-2003, 05:21 PM
(Starting new sentence) If you overlook the obvious,
es347fan
12-05-2003, 08:02 PM
and focus on what you think is
BorgHunter
12-05-2003, 08:37 PM
overtly insane
es347fan
12-05-2003, 09:20 PM
then the story teller
ElementLight2
12-06-2003, 02:06 PM
will bore you to death to
BorgHunter
12-06-2003, 06:16 PM
inane metaphors relating to
es347fan
12-07-2003, 12:08 AM
paranormal phenonema & goat herding
BorgHunter
12-07-2003, 07:25 AM
which are useful only to
es347fan
12-07-2003, 07:33 AM
dazzle and amaze
BorgHunter
12-07-2003, 07:56 AM
aliens from the planet Betelguese
es347fan
12-07-2003, 11:03 AM
who's total IQ is written in fractions
ElementLight2
12-07-2003, 03:35 PM
that are equal to an average of
BorgHunter
12-07-2003, 04:01 PM
10 jars of mustard
es347fan
12-07-2003, 09:14 PM
flavored honey
ElementLight2
12-08-2003, 01:52 PM
Which is a delicousy (Correct mre if I mispelled that last word) on their planet of
BorgHunter
12-08-2003, 03:30 PM
superintelligent shades of the color blue and abnormally chewy baboons
(delicacy)
silverbulletkc
12-08-2003, 04:23 PM
to go along with superhero sized portions of sodium nitrate, potassium bicarbonate, biatin, cobalt iodate, thyomine mononitrate, benethyol bisulfite, soduim selenite, DLL photocopperal acetate, panafinic acids, maltodextrin, and red dye #5
BorgHunter
12-08-2003, 04:26 PM
which comprise most versions of
silverbulletkc
12-08-2003, 04:32 PM
cockroaches the size of kittens in cleveland
BorgHunter
12-08-2003, 07:06 PM
, which plague Drew Carey
es347fan
12-08-2003, 07:48 PM
just as a terminal career does
BorgHunter
12-09-2003, 03:15 PM
, or a terminal disease like
es347fan
12-09-2003, 10:29 PM
pancreatic carcinoma
BorgHunter
12-10-2003, 03:39 PM
which is common in rural
silverbulletkc
12-10-2003, 03:54 PM
new york city...which somehow
BorgHunter
12-10-2003, 04:51 PM
exists, despite not really
es347fan
12-10-2003, 08:18 PM
a tangible concept
BorgHunter
12-10-2003, 08:52 PM
like egg rolls, which can be
es347fan
12-10-2003, 08:56 PM
eaten by hand or with a fork
BorgHunter
12-11-2003, 03:57 PM
, unless they are infected with
es347fan
12-11-2003, 10:04 PM
chocolate mescaline
BorgHunter
12-12-2003, 07:47 AM
which is quite tasty
es347fan
12-12-2003, 08:37 AM
as well as imaginatively stimulating
BorgHunter
12-12-2003, 09:20 AM
, especially in parts of the brain related to
es347fan
12-12-2003, 12:12 PM
the senses, and unexplored abilities
silverbulletkc
12-12-2003, 03:16 PM
like making breakfast and shaving chickens
es347fan
12-12-2003, 03:23 PM
shave beef, not chicken
silverbulletkc
12-12-2003, 03:26 PM
even if the chicken and the beef were to
es347fan
12-12-2003, 05:00 PM
do slapstick, song and dance routines, along with
BorgHunter
12-13-2003, 07:55 AM
Seinfeld
es347fan
12-13-2003, 09:07 AM
the 3 Stooges, Red Skelton,
BorgHunter
12-13-2003, 10:48 AM
and the Grateful Dead
es347fan
12-13-2003, 11:00 PM
all together in one giant stage show,
biochemgirl
12-14-2003, 07:09 AM
re-enacting the famous
es347fan
12-14-2003, 07:14 AM
stage shows of the American frontier
biochemgirl
12-14-2003, 07:22 AM
that show cowboys shooting at
es347fan
12-14-2003, 07:23 AM
through the roof to show their approval
biochemgirl
12-14-2003, 07:26 AM
until one bullet ricochets and hits
es347fan
12-14-2003, 07:27 AM
a kerosene lantern
biochemgirl
12-14-2003, 07:29 AM
that spews flames all over
es347fan
12-14-2003, 07:30 AM
the entire saloon, and eventually
biochemgirl
12-14-2003, 07:32 AM
causes the sallon girls to
es347fan
12-14-2003, 07:55 AM
run screaming onto the prarie
BorgHunter
12-14-2003, 08:17 AM
which is populated with exciting
es347fan
12-14-2003, 08:59 AM
people of all
BorgHunter
12-14-2003, 11:54 AM
walks of life, including but not limited to
es347fan
12-14-2003, 01:52 PM
schizophrenics, manic depressives,
silverbulletkc
12-14-2003, 06:41 PM
obsessive/compulsives, critics, and yes...fast food restaurant managers
es347fan
12-14-2003, 10:04 PM
all of whom have been repulsed by the sexual antics of
biochemgirl
12-15-2003, 04:03 AM
porcupines. Who like to do it while
silverbulletkc
12-15-2003, 12:28 PM
making bacon and eggs for
BorgHunter
12-15-2003, 03:37 PM
enraged gnats
es347fan
12-15-2003, 04:51 PM
with terrible manners
silverbulletkc
12-15-2003, 05:44 PM
and chronic halotosis
es347fan
12-15-2003, 08:07 PM
the kind that melts paint
BorgHunter
12-17-2003, 02:41 PM
from unpainted surfaces
es347fan
12-17-2003, 02:47 PM
and jellies eyeballs from 20 paces,
BorgHunter
12-17-2003, 03:09 PM
and causes poodles and pit bulls alike to run away yipping
es347fan
12-17-2003, 07:44 PM
besides the gnats, mopo's 375 lb trailer park girlfriend
BorgHunter
12-17-2003, 08:13 PM
is repulsive even to
es347fan
12-18-2003, 04:58 AM
her own mother,
BorgHunter
12-18-2003, 04:35 PM
, who is also her sister
es347fan
12-18-2003, 04:55 PM
and was sired by a half-brother
BorgHunter
12-18-2003, 08:42 PM
named Billy Bob
es347fan
12-18-2003, 09:39 PM
first cousin to Joe Bob, big brother to Julius Erasamus
silverbulletkc
12-19-2003, 01:31 AM
mother to michael jackson and father to
es347fan
12-19-2003, 07:54 AM
4 unnamed trailer park queens
BorgHunter
12-19-2003, 08:00 AM
who like to chase after
es347fan
12-19-2003, 08:08 AM
teenage boys & teach them about
ElementLight2
12-19-2003, 01:34 PM
antidissastablishmentareism
(I don't know what just I said, but I think I know how to spell it correctly)
es347fan
12-19-2003, 02:32 PM
Antidisestablishmentarianism is a very long word
silverbulletkc
12-19-2003, 02:52 PM
big like Mr. Shaman's ego....which we all know is
BorgHunter
12-19-2003, 03:17 PM
big, even though he lacks opinions of his own
silverbulletkc
12-19-2003, 03:51 PM
and somehow thinks he could take on the entire forum
BorgHunter
12-19-2003, 04:09 PM
even though es, Trav, Lionel, and myself