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es347fan
05-21-2003, 01:50 PM
An American, a Mexican and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer.

The Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Mexico our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The Iraqi (impressed by this) drinks his beer and throws the glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, "In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we do not need to drink out of the same glass either."

The American, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass in the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. He says, "In America we have so many Mexicans and Iraqis that we don't need to drink with the same one twice."

Ed Blank
05-27-2003, 02:56 PM
You're a freak

es347fan
05-28-2003, 08:03 AM
If you only knew

Ed Blank
05-28-2003, 11:38 AM
I know...

es347fan
05-28-2003, 01:08 PM
I'm really laid back, don't hassle anyone, teach a few classes under the loose topic psychology and interpersonal relationships, laugh at what's funny. You?

Ed Blank
05-29-2003, 08:45 AM
Killing people because of their ethnicity is not funny. The two "jokes" I have called you to task on are sick. Period.

What you see as funny to me is horrifying

es347fan
05-29-2003, 12:29 PM
Apparently, you've led a sheltered life. Not everything is funny to everyone.

mad dog
05-29-2003, 03:20 PM
I think your jokes are funny es, this one even has a little bit of truth :D

HaVoK
06-06-2003, 05:10 PM
This is the humor section Ed. It helps to actually HAVE a sense of humor when browsing this particular forum. Nothing wrong with a little dark humor now and again. ES...i thought it was hillarious. Thanks for making my day a little lighter.

Ed Blank
06-09-2003, 11:30 AM
You guys are sick. I think I'll start a thread about it.