mattwriter
05-19-2003, 08:58 PM
A spunky young babe decided she wanted to get rich quick, so she found a loaded 80-year-old man, planning to shag him to death on their wedding night.
The courtship and wedding went smoothly, in spite of the huge age difference. On their wedding night she disrobed, slid under the covers, and waited for the old codger to leave the bathroom and get into bed.
When he emerged, however, he wore nothing except a condom over a titanic erection. He carried a pair of ear plugs and nose plugs.
"Er, what are those for?" asked the babe, trembling.
The codger replied, "There are two things I can't abide: the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber!"
The courtship and wedding went smoothly, in spite of the huge age difference. On their wedding night she disrobed, slid under the covers, and waited for the old codger to leave the bathroom and get into bed.
When he emerged, however, he wore nothing except a condom over a titanic erection. He carried a pair of ear plugs and nose plugs.
"Er, what are those for?" asked the babe, trembling.
The codger replied, "There are two things I can't abide: the sound of a woman screaming, and the smell of burning rubber!"