Why, because they broke so easily and soaked the boys?

condoms don't break very often at all, and if they do, it's usually before your orgasm.


Baaaaaaaaahahahaha, good one Prae!!! If it broke that would end ALL potential for an orgasm and probably all sex for me for at least a month...especially in my younger days.

Damn but everyone is being highly funny and entertaining to day!

Why, because they broke so easily and soaked the boys?

Well actually it was bc we thought it was funny to throw big penis shaped things at the guys. A little pay back if you will lol

When did all this happen, student-nurse, last week?

You want to ask people questions designed to either embarrass or anger them, you throw water filled condoms at people. You seem obsessed with the sizes of men's penises. Things like this don't say much for your maturity.

Actually it happened a few years ago. And I'm 18 years old, that should tell you about my maturity level. Actually I think I had to be so mature in nursing school that sometimes when I'm outside of the job I get really imature. I noticed my friends are like that too, none of us were this bad two years ago. Maybe its the stress i don't know. Personally, I don't work in a nursing related job bc it gets so frusterating with school, I'm a tellemarketer, but I only call businesses, not houses. And as for being obsessed with the sizes of penises, no girl wants a small one! lol... hell I don't want one at all for a long while with all the shit my ex pulled, unless its the one in my drawer, but thats not really my thing either.

And as for being obsessed with the sizes of penises, no girl wants a small one! lol.....
Why?

They're not there to please you, hun. My orgasm is guaranteed, and that's all that's important.

God I'd hate to be ur wife! I think if ur only goal is for yourself to have an orgasm you should just jerk it lol

:lolhit:

The other time it became dry after a long while and had no lube so it eventually broke.

Hate to break the news to you, but this can only mean one thing - the woman (assuming you are the guy in this story) simply wasn't interested. You don't need lube if the woman is into it.

God I'd hate to be ur wife! I think if ur only goal is for yourself to have an orgasm you should just jerk it lol

Not to worry, you are safe. Prae's list of requirements for a wife would read something like this:
* looks as if they have just turned 16 (not a wrinkle in sight)
* as expereinced as a harlot
* thin enough that anorexia is questionable (with big tits)
* stupid enough that she thinks he; walks on water, and maybe the second coming (not sexually) but smart enough to present well publically
* rich as Croesus
* drives a Bentley

How did I do Prae?

Well then he's totally out of luck with me lol.. Although I do look young,I get carded for scratch off loto tickets, I'm prude and don't think any guy walks on water lol.

How did I do Prae?

I think you left out "brought enough drugs to share."

I think you left out "brought enough drugs to share."
Damn, I knew I would forget a few minor details.

God I'd hate to be ur wife!
Wife??? Who wants one of those? Marriage is the one disease that paralyzes EVERY woman from the waist down. In lieu of marriage, I could probably save some serious cash if I just went out and bought a house and two cars for some random broad who hated my guts.

Hate to break the news to you, but this can only mean one thing - the woman (assuming you are the guy in this story) simply wasn't interested. You don't need lube if the woman is into it.
Ouch!

But he does have a point there, 500. Was the girl even conscious when this happened?

Actually, come to think of it, you are talking about having sex with a woman, aren't you???

Anyone who keeps a condom until it dries out sure isn't getting much. They come in sealed packets and take years to dry out.

Not to worry, you are safe. Prae's list of requirements for a wife would read something like this:
* looks as if they have just turned 16 (not a wrinkle in sight)
* as expereinced as a harlot
* thin enough that anorexia is questionable (with big tits)
* stupid enough that she thinks he; walks on water, and maybe the second coming (not sexually) but smart enough to present well publically
* rich as Croesus
* drives a Bentley

How did I do Prae?
On the first point; Check, but my requirements aren't really that exacting. I'm willing to let it pass if they look younger than 23.

On the second; Check, but I'm confused. Isn't every woman "as experienced as a harlot"? ;)

On the third; Half Check - big tits are a positive, but not required.

On the fourth; Double Check. That being said, I'll have you know that stupidity isn't what makes them think I walk on water. :)

On the fifth; Infinity Check.

On the sixth; well, Bentleys come with the territory of being "rich as Croesus", so........Check there, too.

All in all, not bad, Sal. You get a B+.

I think you left out "brought enough drugs to share."
:eek:

Okay, maybe you have a point there.

Okay, maybe you have a point there.

His hair doesn't cover it?

Wife??? Who wants one of those? Marriage is the one disease that paralyzes EVERY woman from the waist down. In lieu of marriage, I could probably save some serious cash if I just went out and bought a house and two cars for some random broad who hated my guts.

Now that is a myth. I know a lot of maried women who get lucky more then single women, although i'm not garunteeing it's w/ their hubbies.. you just have to find the right one. Personally, I don't know if i want to get married, might be too much of a hassle lol.. plus from my experience its the guys that are always "too tired" or "working to hard" to put some out in a marriage.

plus from my experience its the guys that are always "too tired" or "working to hard" to put some out in a marriage.
You've been misinformed.

lol.. well tell that to my ex fiancee he came up with those excuses at least once a week. But then again that is the limit of my person experience with men in that way lol