View Full Version : Over-easy or scrambled, Habeeb?
Selah
07-13-2006, 10:38 AM
World News, Politics, Religion and Philosophy, or Humor. Where do you put a story like this (http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006-07-13T120627Z_01_L13421474_RTRUKOC_0_US-KAZAKHSTAN-EGG.xml&src=rss&rpc=22)?
I'm thinking a pork omelette with a cold drink (any cold drink!)
the last time a cow or pig, can't remember which, was born with the mark of Allah in Iran, 20 people got trampled to death... how many will die to see the egg i wonder...
Frogger
07-13-2006, 02:54 PM
I'd like to have that egg over easy with a side of bacon.
Jester
07-13-2006, 08:30 PM
I'd like to have that egg over easy with a side of bacon.And that grilled cheese sandwich with the Virgin Mary on it. What a heavenly meal.
es347fan
07-13-2006, 08:48 PM
Which came first - the chicken or the egg?
Evakian
07-13-2006, 08:58 PM
Which came first - the chicken or the egg?
The chicken, of course.
es347fan
07-13-2006, 09:12 PM
Time to check that critter's diet.
Evakian
07-13-2006, 09:21 PM
The chicken is most likely, if the world is the non-magical place it has been for millions of years, not responsible for the egg's message. Jebus, I'm starting to sound like FT.:eek:
es347fan
07-13-2006, 09:34 PM
Do you need some drugs or a urine test?
Evakian
07-13-2006, 09:37 PM
Do you need some drugs or a urine test?
Both would be nice.:drinktoth
Selah
07-13-2006, 10:45 PM
Which came first - the chicken or the egg?
Too close to call! (http://vacaebadalo.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/who%20came%20first.jpg)
Cromagnon
07-14-2006, 03:23 AM
World News, Politics, Religion and Philosophy, or Humor. Where do you put a story like this (http://today.reuters.com/news/newsarticle.aspx?type=oddlyEnoughNews&storyid=2006-07-13T120627Z_01_L13421474_RTRUKOC_0_US-KAZAKHSTAN-EGG.xml&src=rss&rpc=22)? I'm thinking a pork omelet with a cold drink (any cold drink!)
Probably just an egg with some kind of stain, that by a coincidence that stain resembles an Arabic word, now turned into a "SACRED EGG"
Selah
07-14-2006, 08:15 AM
Probably just an egg with some kind of stain, that by a coincidence that stain resembles an Arabic word, now turned into a "SACRED EGG"
If this (http://muttawa.blogspot.com/2006/05/miracle-fish-now-miracle-eggs.html) is one of the Allah eggs, I'm thinking it should have been named the Klingon egg. Does anyone know if Klingons eat pork?
Jester
07-14-2006, 08:28 AM
What's with making fun of Muslims for not eating pork?
Selah
07-14-2006, 08:46 AM
What's with making fun of Muslims for not eating pork?
Because the notion that strict dietary laws (regardless of one's faith) enhance righteousness is funny. So, do you know if Klingons eat pork?
es347fan
07-14-2006, 11:40 PM
Why would a Klingon not eat pork?