Post dumb jokes here. I'll start.

Q: What do you call Batman and Robin when they get hit by a car?
A: Flatman and Ribbon.

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

A. Frostbite.
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Q. How do crazy people go through the forest?

A. They take the psycho path.
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Q. Why did the tomato turn red?

A. It saw the salad dressing!
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Q. Where do bees go to the bathroom?

A. At the BP station!
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I have a good friend who despite the years of beat downs by the rest of us, seems to collect the worst jokes possible. Now we just bear and grin it, but man everytime he says he I got a new one we all cringe.

Q: How do you make Holy Water?

A: Boil the hell out of it

Q:How do you properly cook a kidney?

A: Boil the piss out of it.