MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.
Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.
"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.
"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."


Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.
"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.
"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."
The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.


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This is very strange,I know some people think the sun shines out of Bush's ass,but a light bulb.

Maybe it happened in the night while he was dreaming of his boyfriend.

Could be,said on the instructions 'push in and screw'.

My aunt who is doctor had a similar case, where a man came in to the emergency room with a lightbulb up his butt... his explanation was that he had taken a shower, soaped up and got out to retrieve something. He sat down on a chair where, unfortuatly, there was a lightbulb that slipped in! Very unfortunate chain of events :D

Very.

Anyone ever see Appalachian Emergency Room on SNL?

In the cartoons people get light bulbs over their head when they get a brilliant idea. Maybe this guy just got his light bulb in the appropriate place for his thoughts.

I bet he told the Dr "one in a million shot doc, one in a milion shot"

I bet he told the Dr "one in a million shot doc, one in a milion shot"

So you're the Assman!

This is World News? :confused:

The Humor section is not the only place for a bit of levity.

Vile, lighten up! ;)