Just to get it our of the Women & Bathroom thread.

One of my favorite quotes of the Simpsons is from Chief Wiggum, "Thank GOD the bomb landed in that big smoking crater!"

"Weaseling out of things is what separates us from the animals. Except the weasel." - Homer

"These slack-jawed troglodytes ruin my campaign, and yet if I were to have them killed, they'd put me in jail." C. Montgomery Burns

First you didnt want me to get the pony. Now you want me to take it back. Make up your mind! _ Homer

No you got the wrong number. This is 91...2. - Chief Wiggum

BEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR......... Homer