Plzzzzzzzzz ............don't start a jihad against me ..this is political humor.

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about a 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, guns, and women's body parts.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."

And the robot says... real slow,

"So.. is... your... party... gonna... nominate... Hillary... for.. president ???


Slim

That one has been around the block a few times with different punchlines. Nothing wrong with recycling though.

First time I've seen it. It is going to be emailed to all my Democrat friends. :cool:

I love it :D:D:D:D:D

Dear Abby:


My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning, and when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also since he lost his job two years ago he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and bullshit with his pals, while I have to work to pay the bills. Since our daughter went away to college he doesn’t even pretend to like me and hints that I am a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed, Clueless

Dear Clueless:
Grow up and dump him. For Pete’s sake, you don’t need him anymore — you’re a United States Senator from New York now.