and COFFEEE!!!!! now!!!

Can I offer you a shot of Baileys with that?

You really gotta stop drinkin' in the mornin'!!!

E gads, man!!!!

I'll take that under advisement

*hic*

Want some good news??



I think I might just be in love ;)

:D

Wait!
Stop the presses!

Ty's got herself a studmuffin?

Film at 11 (trust me)

Tht guy had better hope like hell he's gonna be good to you, or I'm gonna kick his rear across the country

Wait!
Stop the presses!

Ty's got herself a studmuffin?

Film at 11 (trust me)

Tht guy had better hope like hell he's gonna be good to you, or I'm gonna kick his rear across the country


awwwww Ride....thanks for looking out for me, but, I think you would approve of him and he is good to me and good for me ;)

BUT....I will tell him what you said and make sure he listens :D

Smack him upside the head to make sure he gets the point. You know how guys can be

Smack him upside the head to make sure he gets the point. You know how guys can be


Unfortunately....yes, I do and the next time I see him, I'll smack him real good and tell him it's from you.....k? :D

Unfortunately....yes, I do and the next time I see him, I'll smack him real good and tell him it's from you.....k? :D
But dont hurt him. Leave that to me

But dont hurt him. Leave that to me


Anything you say darlin ;)

FOOLSWORTH IS AN IDIOT!!!!!



ok... I feel a little better now :D

I got beat up by a 3 year old today:lolhit:

Somebody was asking me what a "hip-check" was the other day.

I need to direct them to your signature Michelle, Thats a picture perfect hip check if I ever saw one.
I feel my nose gettin broken now.......

glad my sig brings much joy to the men of this forum:hula:

Yeah, like you didnt plan it that way

Typical Woman

Remembering my grandmother so I can keep her alive in me...

Remembering my grandmother so I can keep her alive in me...
Sorry for your loss, DCphdman.

Sorry to hear about your gramma DC. Class acts like that are hard to come by, and she'll be sorely missed by all she's affected

condolences DC

Hugs DC!!!!

I'm horny

Again

What else is new!!!!

bwhahahahahahahahahaha

As a matter of fact there is......

I'm horny as hell

Whatchoo gonna do about that?

Wouldnt you like to know.....

boobs

That works

Corey!!!!

Krick and Corey?
Thats an interesting pair

Why u say that?

too bad youre out for the weekend, because I really would have had fun responding to this

Skeeery!

http://www.freeforum101.com/dusterhoff/images/smiles/bj.gif

You are BAD!

Why thank you.
I didnt think you'd noticed....

Kinda hard ta miss!

Just dont get the wrong impression of me

I don't think that's possible Ride ;)

And what impression of me do you have?

Are you asking ME that question?

ummmmmmmm
Let me think about that........
Sure.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm....that's not in the form of a question!!!

BUT, since you did ask.........................

I'm thinkin that's one question I really should NOT answer in a public forum ;)


:D

Luv ya Ride

Maybe thishttp://www.freeforum101.com/dusterhoff/images/smiles/bootyshake.gif will help you say it.

luv ya too Ty
http://www.freeforum101.com/dusterhoff/images/smiles/boffbehnd.gif

You want me to tell people you are an ass??

Thats not quite the response I expected, but it fits:banana:

Thats not quite the response I expected, but it fits:banana:


It does??? I never knew that about you!!

It does??? I never knew that about you!!
I'm all something else too. Betcha didnt know that either

I'm all something else too. Betcha didnt know that either

hmmmmmmmmmmm....wonder what that could be :confused:

Do I get any hints?

I'm tired of working and want to retire.

Is 45 too young to retire?

what kind of dumb ass comment is that?

I want to win the lottery and be a gracious kindly rich broad who's known far and wide for my generosity, philanthropy, my orchid collection, being a bridge club champion, and laziness.

I'm tired of working and want to retire.

Is 45 too young to retire?

what kind of dumb ass comment is that?

I want to win the lottery and be a gracious kindly rich broad who's known far and wide for my generosity, philanthropy, my orchid collection, being a bridge club champion, and laziness.

I know what you mean, Ren. I was supposed to be independently wealthy by now, but something happened.

I'll settle for happy

nipples

I'll settle for happy

Yeah, that too......:drinktoth

True happines comes when you retire, the last kid moves out and the dog dies.


Since my wife and I retired and the kids have all married and our dog went to doggie heaven we are able to do whatever we want whenever we want. We have enough money to travel and enough time to do it when we want not when our work schedule allows.

If I had known how great retirement would be I would have retired at 20.

glad it's Friday

Glad to be alive.
Scared as hell of dying.
Missing what my life used to be.
Knowing I can't go back.
Fighting like hell to keep it together.
loving so deeply.
hugs

{{{{{{{{{Shorty}}}}}}}}}

Awwwww, that was cute
{{{{{{{{{{{Shorty and Imp}}}}}}}}}
Hmmmm, that felt good
{{{{{{{{{{{Shorty and Imp}}}}}}}}}

Awwwww, that was cute
{{{{{{{{{{{Shorty and Imp}}}}}}}}}
Hmmmm, that felt good
{{{{{{{{{{{Shorty and Imp}}}}}}}}}


You get around...this morning you were in bed with me and Ty!!!

((((EVERYONE))))

You get around...this morning you were in bed with me and Ty!!!
Wow. Ride, you Studmuffin!:drinktoth

I got 12 shots today and feel like crap right now.:eek:

Awwwww, that was cute
{{{{{{{{{{{Shorty and Imp}}}}}}}}}
Hmmmm, that felt good
{{{{{{{{{{{Shorty and Imp}}}}}}}}}


Umm, your hand is on my ass sweetie. Go north for mah shoulder.;)

Wow. Ride, you Studmuffin!:drinktoth

I got 12 shots today and feel like crap right now.:eek:
{{{{{{{Fergie}}}}}}} *with one hand on his ass*;)

Umm, your hand is on my ass sweetie. Go north for mah shoulder.;)
Sorry, Imp. That was my hand on your ass...I'll behave and move it.:D

Umm, your hand is on my ass sweetie. Go north for mah shoulder.;)
There was something there, but it wasnt my hand......

Cadbury Chocolate Carmel cake... I may have died and gone to heaven....

Just having one of those days
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/1360/stickmanloveeb7.gif

I've been having one of those days for over a month now.

*I need a break*sigh*

I've been having one of those days for over a month now.

*I need a break*sigh*

Quit bragging... :( :sob:

If my partner reads this, I am screwed six ways to Sunday. I have put my back out and he is not a happy boy, if'n ya know what I mean. I am snarly like a baby bear. All he has to do is smile (read lear) and I rip him a new one.

Just having one of those days
http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/1360/stickmanloveeb7.gif

Oh god, I wish I could move like that again... :(

Quit bragging... :( :sob:

If my partner reads this, I am screwed six ways to Sunday. I have put my back out and he is not a happy boy, if'n ya know what I mean. I am snarly like a baby bear. All he has to do is smile (read lear) and I rip him a new one.

Sorry I can't help ya, I'm all tapped out.....er.. I mean..

Sorry about your back.:(

I can help
I got 2 strong arms,
I can help

I can help
I got 2 strong arms,
I can help

hehe omg tmi..That image is hurting this girls poor innocent eyes. Thanks
meanie

Feeling no pain right now. You know the more beer you drink the better it starts to taste...WEIRD
I hate beer but hey not to bad right now..
Sucks as it gets warm though

Umm, your hand is on my ass sweetie. Go north for mah shoulder.;)

OK so who's hand was on my ASS? hmmm
LOL just checking.

*Snaps shortys panties*

Wasn't me! :p

I want video

Damnit I was expecting a better response.

*Snaps shortys panties*

Wasn't me! :p

OH really well then whooooo's hands just snapped me hehe
runs and giggles all the way.
How you doing IMP....miss me yet?
Ride sorry been crazy nuts here.

Damnit I was expecting a better response.

Did I miss some thing???
Ride wants video and you want better response..hehe
looks around kinda lost
:confused:

OH really well then whooooo's hands just snapped me hehe
runs and giggles all the way.
How you doing IMP....miss me yet?
Ride sorry been crazy nuts here.

:D That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
Yes, I miss you.
How the hell are you doing? I think about you alot.

:D That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
Yes, I miss you.
How the hell are you doing? I think about you alot.


Thanks...
I am good as can be for now.
Got to check into a cancer clinic soon though... got some stuff they want me to do for the next three months and got a great man by my side that wants to be there with me through it all. He is willing to pick me up when I fall and hold me if the chemo makes me sick and I get sick and puck my guts out.
Hope you and your man are doing good and SAM get all your hugs and kisses.
He is such a doll.. you did good with him.
Night off to chill and watch a movie.

Oh and miss you lots back...hehe
insert my evil grin here

Thanks...
I am good as can be for now.
Got to check into a cancer clinic soon though... got some stuff they want me to do for the next three months and got a great man by my side that wants to be there with me through it all. He is willing to pick me up when I fall and hold me if the chemo makes me sick and I get sick and puck my guts out.
Hope you and your man are doing good and SAM get all your hugs and kisses.
He is such a doll.. you did good with him.
Night off to chill and watch a movie.

Oh and miss you lots back...hehe
insert my evil grin here
Thanks Shorty, and Sammys getting tons of lovin'.*me too.:D*
I'm so glad you have a great man to be beside you thru this. You need someone to help you thru it, it's much to hard to face alone.
I hope he signs up here or emails Ride or me and keeps everyone informed while you are in the clinic. You have my email addy.

Have a great night. Whatcha watchin'?

Watching HOT FUZZ..
OMg it is so funny, but you got to like that kinda humor..
Yah he is a real keeper.
Nite nite.

I'll have to check it out sometime.:thumbs:
I'm glad to hear it.
Nite dear.

First day of school. :(

First day of school. :(

How'd it go? Did mamma survive?

How'd it go? Did mamma survive?

Yeah.;-<

I had no idea what to do with myself for the day. I ended up going shopping. Today I steam cleaned my rugs and bothered my neighbor for company.
JJ's here, my hubby will be back some time this week.
This should be interesting, LOL.

All my kids have done since they got home is argue. Sometimes I wish school was 24 hours long. hahahahahaha

Wish I wasn't listening to the song that I'm listening too :(

Funeral for a Friend?

No....a stupid country song....something about "Older Women" :(

A new-ish game!

Yeah.;-<

I had no idea what to do with myself for the day. I ended up going shopping. Today I steam cleaned my rugs and bothered my neighbor for company.
JJ's here, my hubby will be back some time this week.This should be interesting, LOL.

Well glad you survived the first day.

*pops some corn and hops up on the couch in great anticipation of coming entertainment* *massive grin*

Well glad you survived the first day.

*pops some corn and hops up on the couch in great anticipation of coming entertainment* *massive grin*
Mind if I join ya Sal?, and I'm bringin a fire extinguisher in case the fireworks get out of control

Mind if I join ya Sal?, and I'm bringin a fire extinguisher in case the fireworks get out of control

'Preciate that.

*Here's me wishing I could sit with you guys instead.
{Meanwhile, I'm going to bang the hell outta Aj before he gets here.}
:banana:

I hope he doesnt show up ahead of schedule

They know about each other, but neither of them want the other to be part of my life.

What sucks is I care for them both. *sigh*

They know about each other, but neither of them want the other to be part of my life.

What sucks is I care for them both. *sigh*
If you add all the horndogs from here into the mix, you could have a hell of a selection process, and make a real party out of it

If you add all the horndogs from here into the mix, you could have a hell of a selection process, and make a real party out of it

:D

There was a time not too long ago I would have.

Real life keeps me busy enough.

*I'm exhausted*

:D

There was a time not too long ago I would have.

Real life keeps me busy enough.

*I'm exhausted*
to hell with it. Buy the boat and leave the men behind. Hire Sal to cook, I'll take care of the boat, and Sammy can drive