View Full Version : France and Germany to create military alliance
Travh20
04-29-2003, 05:25 PM
oh this is to good. France and Germany, Belgium and LUXEMBOURG are set to create a european military alliance to give "muscle" to the EU policies. LOL. They say it is not agaist the US, (rolling eyes) THis is freaking hilarious. They are trying to get the rest of Europe on board too. What this is is an attempt to give them some balls, which is a day late and a dollar short. Luxembourg, LOL, look out! I think a squad of paintballers could take out the Luxembourg army, with their paintball guns! Look for armed conflict between the US and the European alliance within 20 years, and look for Europe to get their asses handed to them (again)
Eurpoean Military alliance (http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-663943,00.html)
Shoot_The_Kids
04-29-2003, 07:52 PM
Wasn't it the United States that had asked Greenland to join the the allied forces during "Operation Iraqi Freedom"... I mean was Saddam Hussein supposed to be scared when he found out Greenland joined the allied forces?
Travh20
04-29-2003, 07:56 PM
ya, I bet greenland could kick luxembourgs ass.
BorgHunter
04-29-2003, 08:01 PM
LOL, Greenland isn't even a country. It's controlled by Denmark.
But I doubt this alliance will last if it comes to war. Because as much as I hate France-bashing, they have shown a remarkable absence of bravery in the past during wars. And Luxembourg...HA! Next up: an alliance between Liechenstein, San Marino, Vatican City, and Costa Rica (CR has abandoned all military in favor of education...and it has worked)
es347fan
04-30-2003, 12:51 AM
Makes you wonder just how many of the imbedded troops already in Europe will be replaced by the members of the new alliance? Wonder what a Belgian General's full dress uniform looks like when he's got no medals to go with it. Have they even had a viable military since the end of WWII?
Now, the (Luxomburgerians?), ( Luxomburgers?), (Luxborgors?), ahh what the hell do you call them? How's about Luxon Warriors? Can they live up to the name?
Watch & see how long it takes for the Krauts & the Frogs to get into a pissing contest over which of them will be the boss. Germany lost the last 2 world wars, but kicked France's ass before the frogs realized they were in a fight, both times. Does that put the Germans one up on the French, or is it a level playing field between them again?? Your opinions appreceated on this one. Don't hold your breath waiting for the Vatican to give up any of their loot for something as plebian as a military force. They have the Swiss Guard...Europe's oldest sanctioned band of cross-dressing mercenaries. Lot of good they're going to be. Those uniforms let you know that they're the Pope's special boys, very well disciplined they are. Who's left? Maybe the Basque will send a force. They'd be fun, especially if the frogs are in charge that week. Let them have their alliance, and hope it doesn't cost the US anything.
Karankawa
04-30-2003, 01:18 AM
Is that true about Costa Rica????
mad dog
04-30-2003, 07:31 AM
Germany, France= Nazi faggots. They'll just run around holding there balls in they're hands, just like before except now they can screw each other. :D :D :D
Blibblob
04-30-2003, 04:49 PM
Because as much as I hate France-bashing, they have shown a remarkable absence of bravery in the past during wars.
Absence? I think not. WW2, the French GOVERNMENT surrendered, the people stayed on the border line for a day. That's against brand new German Panzer tanks, and a very large army. WW1, the French held their undermanned Belgium border line untill the British got their, it took a while. Then the line moved no more than a mile or two EITHER way untill the lazy Americans joined. I can't stand how people can give the Americans much credit, they were only in the war for a year each time. In WW2, if you want to give anybody any credit, give a lot to the British, they held their island due to massive bombings by the Germans, they basically wiped out the Afrika Korps, and helped the Americans land at Normandy.
but kicked France's ass before the frogs realized they were in a fight, both times
Touch up on your WW1 history.
There's no reason to fear this shitty aliance, France has a terrible burecracy clogged government(they come up with the theories for the rest of the world, just can't incorporate it themselves), Germany has no military, Belgium and Luxemborg, what the hell!
es347fan
04-30-2003, 05:00 PM
Blibb, nobody has said anything about the US's involvement in WWII here. You've not addressed the main question here, and we're all waiting for your answer. Now then: "...Watch & see how long it takes for the Krauts & the Frogs to get into a pissing contest over which of them will be the boss. Germany lost the last 2 world wars, but kicked France's ass before the frogs realized they were in a fight, both times. Does that put the Germans one up on the French, or is it a level playing field between them again?? ...." and don't forget: "...Now, the (Luxomburgerians?), ( Luxomburgers?), (Luxborgors?), ahh what the hell do you call them? How's about Luxon Warriors?..."
Inquiring minds want to know.
Blibblob
04-30-2003, 05:24 PM
I commented on your French bashing first.
...Watch & see how long it takes for the Krauts & the Frogs to get into a pissing contest over which of them will be the boss. Germany lost the last 2 world wars, but kicked France's ass before the frogs realized they were in a fight, both times. Does that put the Germans one up on the French, or is it a level playing field between them again?? ....
Why would they need to have a leader, nothing is going to happen, the French are gonna sit there drinking their wine, and the Germans have completely lost their minds since WW2.
Now, the (Luxomburgerians?), ( Luxomburgers?), (Luxborgors?), ahh what the hell do you call them? How's about Luxon Warriors? Can they live up to the name?
Ha, how about they sit down. Four crappy countries can't do anything, especially against the worlds most powerful military state.