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Decka
05-08-2006, 10:19 PM
Geez i cant beleive some of the crap that is in mainstream pop right now.....

1. Worst song - "My hips dont lie".. i dont know who its by, its got Wyclef in it i think, it might be Shakira.. but holy crap that song is horrible. That girl CANNOT sing worth a lick. Not only is it a bad song.. but it preaches sexuality to the younger crowd... something i will always be against.

2. Worst Show - "pants off Dance off".. i was up late watching TV and saw they have a "show" where there is a music video playing in the background, and superimposed in front is some teen girl or guy exotic dancing. While i might not mind if it were ACTUALLY breakdancing or the art of dance.. all it has is 17 year old girls dancing like whores(i.e. no dance steps, just moving their hips around like a stripper) and stripping. What the fuck is that all about? No wonder our kids are so materialistic.. all they care about is how they look and what they have... and MTV, VH1, and all the other influences ram it down their throat like... nevermind lol.

rendova
05-09-2006, 11:57 AM
Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods' "Billy Don't Be a Hero"---I defy anyone to top this one for bad.

sandy73
05-09-2006, 12:07 PM
Grillz by Nelly !!!!!!! GAWD that sucks !

The Dude
05-09-2006, 10:35 PM
Geez i cant beleive some of the crap that is in mainstream pop right now.....

1. Worst song - "My hips dont lie".. i dont know who its by, its got Wyclef in it i think, it might be Shakira.. but holy crap that song is horrible. That girl CANNOT sing worth a lick. Not only is it a bad song.. but it preaches sexuality to the younger crowd... something i will always be against.Yup this era of music IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST EVER!!!!!! (All this hip hop is god awefull trash (This NEW hip hop))

The poll results in my thread even show it :)

http://www.allforums.net/showthread.php?t=17294

paulc
05-19-2006, 07:48 PM
Worst show ever is on every year.The eurovision Song Contest,its on this year on Saturday nite,do yourself a favour,MISS IT.

Cromagnon
05-25-2006, 01:59 AM
Just any CRAP song would do ... Oops, sorry I mean RAP ...

Frogs Rule
05-25-2006, 09:01 PM
anythin g by Justi n timberlake

bravesfan
05-29-2006, 08:43 PM
people always bashing rap because they dont like it, get over it. Rap is here, and it's not going to go anywhere. I listen to every type of music out there, so it's not like I'm just a rap fan. The worst show I've ever been to was a rap concert though, and it was a Nelly show 3 or 4 years ago. and the worst song is probably achy breaky heart from billy ray cyrus

Licksore
06-25-2006, 03:14 PM
Worst song Ever, Mansons brutal slaughter of The Eurithmics Sweet Dreams (close race between that and Sweet Child o Mine defiled by Sheryl Crow, and I like her!)

Worst show ever? This isn't fair dammit! so I'm going with reality shows. My lord, are people this simple minded?

dragonqueen
06-25-2006, 04:37 PM
worst song...."When the sun goes down" by Kenney Chesney
worst tv show...survivor they are so whiney :p

Frogger
06-25-2006, 05:39 PM
MacArthur Park by Richard Harris and any of the multitude of singers who covered it. Why anyone would want to do a cover of that song is beyond me.

Spring was never waiting for us, girl
It ran one step ahead
As we followed in the dance
Between the parted pages and

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

I recall the yellow cotton dress
Foaming like a wave
On the ground around your knees
The birds, like tender babies in your hands
And the old men playing checkers by the trees

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!

[break]

There will be another song for me
For I will sing it
There will be another dream for me
Someone will bring it
I will drink the wine while it is warm
And never let you catch me looking at the sun
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
You'll still be the one

I will take my life into my hands and I will use it
I will win the worship in their eyes and I will lose it
I will have the things that I desire
And my passion flow like rivers through the sky
And after all the loves of my life
After all the loves of my life
I'll be thinking of you
And wondering why

[extended break]

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!
Oh, no
No, no
Oh no!!

The entire song sucks but the parts in italics are among the most trite words ever put to music.

rendova
06-26-2006, 12:44 PM
Frogger, puhleeze.
You're gonna bring a tear to my eye and I have my public to think of.

how about THIS one?

"Feelings...wo, wo, wo, feelings...."

Or

"You're having my baby..
what a lovely way to say that you love me...."


Or

"We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun..."
(ok, I kinda like that one...)

Frogger
06-26-2006, 12:49 PM
When you dissect songs so many of them are simply purile crap.

rendova
06-26-2006, 12:55 PM
I don't know..."Muskrat Love" should rank right up there with the very best of Beethoven... a true classic..

Muskrat Susie, muskrat Sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy, and Sammy's so skinny

{Refrain}
And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jinglin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love

Evakian
06-26-2006, 12:58 PM
When you dissect songs so many of them are simply purile crap.
Songs are what you make them out to be, I find lyrical interpretation is half the enjoyment of some songs.

plainjanejones
07-05-2006, 12:34 PM
Worst show: unknown as of currently.

Worst song: "Wind Beneath My Wings" by Bette Midler
I've hated that song ever since I heard it come out. didn't this song come out in the 1980's? It always seemed like she was whining and couldn't sing anything else other than this song. I jsut get annoyed every time I hear this track. How about you?

Wind Beneath My Wings (LP Version) by Bette Midler
http://www.napster.com/player/tracks/12089215

paulc
07-05-2006, 12:45 PM
Hello,Bette Midler is an actress not a professional singer,so I suppose she has an excuse.

Imagineer
07-08-2006, 11:43 PM
For worst song ever I nominate "Yummy Yummy Yummy, I've got love in my tummy" by the Ohio Express. If you want to check out this load of crap, here is a link to the lyrics.

http://lyricsplayground.com/alpha/songs/y/yummyyummyyummy.shtml

Socialist
07-15-2006, 09:46 PM
MacArthur Park by Richard Harris and any of the multitude of singers who covered it. Why anyone would want to do a cover of that song is beyond me.

Most of the words in the song "suck" but the music is great ...

All Rap, Hip Hop, or Country song .... they suck...