OK.........

Lets be inventive.......

http://www.columbia.edu/~xs23/fish/Teddy_Bear.jpg

Oh shit ...!! Is that someone at the door ........??


Slim

LOL........

Hey,,,,,,,do u mind if i turn off the light,,,,,,,im a bit chubby and i dont want u to see me naked....:D

Eck!! Dis is too hot!

Provided it's a female: "Allow me to shed my winter coat and slip into something a little more comfortable...*wink*"

"People will buy anything - even me!"

"Heh Heh...No one will recognize me in this get-up"

Here u go............

http://www.luminous-landscape.com/images3/headache.jpg

Why! Why! Why! Why did I have to buy those giant spiders?

Crap! I locked my keys in the car!

D'oh! I coulda had a Super Dog!

These crazy-ass white folks!

"Crackas took all the gotdang seats!"

Haitian Illegal Immigrant Carnival Ride Operator/Carnival Ride Construction Manager thinks to himself ............"Crap ...!! Now I remember where that torque safety pin went ........."

"Damn - the earring is supposed to go in the left ear if I'm straight!"

OHHHH Lord !!!

I dont have enough money for both,,,,,,now think think think ,,,,,,do i wanna spin in the air or eat a super dog !!!

lol...........

OK.........

http://www.brokenfrontier.com/ektron-content/Slave%20Girl_0718.JPG

"I hate stripping at parties for Star Wars geeks."

"That guy over there said you were the missing link..."

Chain smoking!

"I made this costume from things I found in my hotel room at the Holiday Inn."


Slim

http://www.bobkirkpatrick.co.uk/Geisha%20girls.jpg

I wish my tits hadn't been surgically removed.

I'm pregnant

How did I ever get mixed up in this shit

Nobody said anything about being a human sacrifice when I signed up

It's your turn to put the dog shit in the box

The flights not for 3 more hours I sure hope the bags of heroin I swallowed don't break

That tanning salon sure didn't work. What now?

Nobody said anything about being a human sacrifice when I signed up


LOL.......after readin my book about Geishas that comment isnt far from the truth....;)

http://www.comoxfishermanswharf.com/images-2003/halibut-fisherman-peter.jpg

Soon to be on the cover of "Gentleman's Quarterly".....

What ever u do,,,dont go in there for at least 1/2 an hour !!!

What ever u do,,,dont go in there for at least 1/2 an hour !!!

that ones' pretty good.

These pic things are fun - this photo is a hard one.

Yes officer it's perfectly normal to keep a sheep in your bed on a boat

http://www.toddmorrison.com/img/jan06/stiffy_hard_one.jpg

Here u go,,,,,,,,is this any easier ??

it's much cheaper than viagra and it works!

it's much cheaper than viagra and it works!


LMAO..........

I wonder what wil happen if i use the whole bottle :rolleyes:

probably one of those longer than 4 hrs hard ons that can cause medical problems

probably one of those longer than 4 hrs hard ons that can cause medical problems


Is that your caption ??

Or do u talk from experience ????

no it was probably what would happen if you used the whole bottle.

Ahhh...this girls picture on the back-really helps!

http://joy.blogspot.com/drunk.jpg

Motorway cafes just bore me to sleep...

The Chloroform Creamer strikes again!

I just knew that guy was going to throwup, why oh why did I have to sit under him.

Debated with Nap.

You beat me to it, Dan.:drinktoth That's why we call him Nap.

Debated with Nap.

ROFL! What the pic didn't catch was me on the other side of the table, imitating Evakian's avatar.

Reminds me of this thread: http://www.allforums.net/showthread.php?t=14859

That Ph.D. didn't really pay off.

Todd ........the "Threadkiller" ...catches a few quick winks.

(this pic sucks)


Slim

Todd ........the "Threadkiller" ...catches a few quick winks.

(this pic sucks)


Slim


Well stop moanin about it and go find your own !!!

Here,,,,,

http://lesani.fotoweb.cz/fotky/20040919_ivancena/073%20Something%20delicious%20to%20hungry%20throat .JPG

Is this better o great one ?????

"Close your eyes and Open wide ..........Pinhead" ....("psssst .........quick someone gimme the super glue") ......

For some reason I picture the kid as the nappingmasturbator


Slim

dang, I wish I didn't forget my toothbrush

He does kinda look like me when I was a lot younger, but I never wear ball caps.

Man, that new tongue sunblock tastes like crap!

Announcing the brand new K-Y Oral Lube Tube! Kids love it!!