No, I always play the nurse....:D

Ever run away from home?

Help! I need a nurse! :woohoo:

Guilty....for about 3 hrs.

Ever ran a stop sign?

Guilty, at least that's what the judge said. I did a NJ stop. :D

Ever have an accident you were lucky to live thru?

Guilty....SEVERAL times!

Ever been intimate with a friend?

Guilty.

Ever been intimate with someone you really didn't like?

Guilty.

Ever been intimate with someone you really didn't like?

Not guilty.

Ever cheated on a test?

Ever cheated on a test?

Only a urinalysis.
I trust my brain to get me through the others.

Ever had your credit card refused?

Not guilty. Blocked temporarily.

Ever almost choke to death on your own spit? *inhale by accident*

Guilty..

Ever play stripe poker.

... Ever play stripe poker.

If by that you mean strip poker, guilty.

Ever cheated at cards?

If by that you mean strip poker, guilty.

Ever cheated at cards?
Gack to blonde some days...yes that was stip...poker..



NOT guilty of card cheating...don't play well enough to cheat...



Ever hit and run a vehicle?

Not guilty.

Ever used a magnifying glass in the sun to cook ants & / or other critters?

hmmm not a magnifing glass but ya :(

ever done body shots???

No.

Ever eaten a container of frosting?

ugh..that makes my tummy hurt thinking about it.
Not Guilty


Ever try to call someone and realize you can't cause they passed away?

Guilty. Loooooong time ago.

Ever laughed so hard you P'd your pants?

GRRRRRRRR omg guilty...but it was because my uncle tickled me till I did.. the big butt head,,



Every stayed out in the rain just cuz?

Guilty.

Ever jump into a puddle, just because.

Guilty

Ever hit a large puddle with a fast moving vehicle, just because?

Guilty.

Ever do it and splash someone on purpose?

Guilty - and enjoyed it!

Ever drop water balloons from a hotel window or observation deck?

not guilty..


Ever thrown anything out of your car window while driving

Nothing alive, but, yes.

Ever had a "really good scare" while driving & knew it was your own fault?

Guilty.. almost fell asleep......


Ever wished you had changed an event in your life...

Coulda, shoulda, woulda are always options.

Ever not gotten caught for something although you fully expected to and wound up confessing?

Guilty.

Ever have a bank error in your favor, and then told them?

guilty
(I have been getting a weekly settlement from an accident for several months,all of sudden i have been getting 4 times the agreed weekly amount dropped into my bank account. I called everyone involved and was told there is no error... YAH me!)

ever feel like if you disappeared from the face of existence,nothing would change.

That's not guilt, that's reality!

Ever cruise the grocery store just to eat the freebies?

That's not guilt, that's reality!

Ever cruise the grocery store just to eat the freebies?

Not guilty...but my sons have when they were teens!

Ever argued till you lost your voice (figuratively) thinking you were right about something only to find out you were dead wrong?

Not guilty

Ever punched something when you were angry and fractured some part of your hand?

Not Guilty

When I get really good and mad I cry. Even the males in my family know if I cry to run for the hills. :lolhit:




Ever get into a fist fight and accidentally hit someone else other than who you meant to?

No, my aim is pretty good.

Ever caused someone bodily harm?

Guilty, a friend in the vehicle I crashed. Twas an accident though.

Ever sleep more hours in a day then you were awake?

Guilty

Ever grow marijuana?

Guilty. Once, they didn't get too big. The folk I was living had a cat and it got in my room and ate them all.

Ever wanna kill a cat?

Guilty.

Ever seriously consider killing someone? (Not self-defense, not a war)

Guilty. Years ago when I was in mah teens.

Ever buy/rent a haunted home? *where someone recently died*

Guilty (it's where I live now)

Ever lost your underwear after a hard night of drinking? :lolhit:

Guilty

Ever woke up on the lawn of a house, and you didnt know where you were (on the same night you lost your shorts)?

Not guilty. I did wake up on someones yard, but not the same night I lost mah undies.

Ever pass out at a bar?

Guilty, guilty, guilty! But that was in my younger days.

ever let a dog lick your face?

NO! I used to be petrified of dogs. Aj has 2 and I'm doing better, I actually let the lil one sit one mah lap and he did lick my hand. It'll be a loooong time before I let them lick mah face.

Ever have a dog bite ya?

NO! I used to be petrified of dogs. Aj has 2 and I'm doing better, I actually let the lil one sit one mah lap and he did lick my hand. It'll be a loooong time before I let them lick mah face.

Ever have a dog bite ya?

Guilty, but I brought it on myself....can't blame the dog.

ever had a kitten in your lap?

Guilty, but I brought it on myself....can't blame the dog.

ever had a kitten in your lap?

Guilty. I do like kittens. Cat with attitudes are a different story. :D

Ever call the cops on your neighbor?

Guilty. I do like kittens. Cat with attitudes are a different story. :D

Ever call the cops on your neighbor?

Not guilty. I don't have neighbors :thumbs:

Ever got hurt having sex?

Guilty, we had sex in his truck. He kept banging my head off the door because there wasn't much room. :D

Ever have sex in a vehicle?

Guilty. That was the second place I ever got some

Ever had sex in the front seat of a moving car?

Not guilty, I have in a moving truck though.

Ever have sex on an interstate, either while driving or in a rest area?

Guilty on both counts

Ever had sex in a church?

Good god no...

Ever had sex in public?

Not guilty. In a tent with others nearby, but not with the risk factor.

Ever have sex with more than 1 person at a time?

No and it never crossed my mind!

Ever had sex in another room while a party was going on?

Guilty - many times and with multiple partners.

Ever had sex in a famous place - like the Empire State Building, or your state capitol, or ??

Guilty. Whiteface Mountain, NY, if that counts.

Ever streak in public?

Guilty

Ever engaged in an affair while your significant other slept in another room completely unaware?

Guilty but it wasn't cheating. *We were in an open relationship then.*

Ever have an open relationship?

Not guilty

Ever loved or wanted to be with someone that didn't want you?

Do my parents count? If they do... guilty then; if not, then not guilty.

Ever been adored by someone else while you were in a relationship?

Guilty

Ever acted upon those feelings, if "guilty"?

[quote=Imp]Do my parents count? If they do... guilty then; if not, then not guilty.

I'm sorry to hear that....same here.

Do my parents count? If they do... guilty then; if not, then not guilty.

I'm sorry to hear that....same here.
I can tell it didn't stop you from loving your kids and grandkids deeper, same with me. :thumbs:
*It's the forgiving and forgetting part I keep getting hung up on.*

Guilty

Ever acted upon those feelings, if "guilty"?
Guilty, when I was in an open marriage, that's how I found Aj. :D
I have a secret admirer now but I avoid them at all costs. I don't want to fuck things up between Aj and I.

Ever wish you could change a character flaw in someone else?

Guilty

Have you ever been caught pleasuring yourself?

Guilty. :o

Has this/ or something similar, ever happened to you?

http://www.bofunk.com/video/6261/honey_meets_the_new_neighbor.html

Not guilty (in the past decade, anyway)

Ever walked in on someone pleasuring themselves?

Not guilty.

Ever tape a love making session?

Not guilty.

Ever written a truly graphic love letter ... and sent it?

Not guilty. I wrote one but never sent it.

Ever cybersex with someone you were flirting with?

Not guilty.

Ever had phone sex?

Not guilty.

Ever fall asleep while talking on the phone?

Guilty

Ever fallen asleep while lovemaking?

Not guilty

Ever had some one wake you up making love to you?

Guilty, and I even knew he was going to *go downtown* but when I woke up it still made my heart stop for about a minute,very scared. Then it was intense!:D

Ever wake someone up that way?

Guilty...

Ever began making love in one room and ended up in another?

Guilty

Ever "moon" in public?

Guilty

Ever had your 'ol lady/GF/SO flash a bunch of bikers at a biker hangout?

Not guilty.

Have you? :D

Have you? :D
Not Guilty


Ever utilized a kiddie pool for adult purposes?
Guilty.




sorry, all I could think of at the moment, I'm boring.

Ever had some one wake you up making love to you?

Guilty,Guilty,Guilty,Guilty,Guilty,Guilty,Guilty,G uilty.
let's just call it a personal favorite. :D

Guilty,Guilty,Guilty,Guilty,Guilty,Guilty,Guilty,G uilty.
let's just call it a personal favorite. :D

OK, ok, we get the point. I can answer the same question the exact same way. However - you're not playing correctly - you didn't pose an issue for the next person coming along.

Buy the house a round!

:drinktoth

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Fair is fair. A round for all present. However, You did not pose a question either in your stating that I didn't. :D



Have you ever really said, "A round for the house, on me"!!
guilty

Have you ever really said, "A round for the house, on me"!!

Guilty

Ever puked in a bar?

Not guilty.

Ever been in a bar when a fist fight broke out?

Not guilty.

Ever been in a bar when a fist fight broke out?


Not guilty

Ever have to be carried out of a bar? :o

Ever been in a bar when a fist fight broke out?

Yes,it was an all out brawl and one of my buddies picked me up and threw me over the bar to get me out of the way. Never want to see something like again.



Ever have to be carried out of a bar?

Not guilty


Ever dance on the bar?

not guilty.

Ever been asked to leave the bar?

nope....it's always nice to be in with the owner :D


Ever cause someone else to be thrown out of a bar?

Not guilty.

Ever throw someone out of a bar?

Not guilty

Ever been refused service at a restaurant.

Never...not guilty.

Ever been so drunk in a bar that you left something behind only to bring something else home with you?

Guilty ... woke up with somebody else's wife!

Ever had to take a taxi home & then forget where you left the car parked?

Guilty ... woke up with somebody else's wife!

Ever had to take a taxi home & then forget where you left the car parked?

Sorry, but that's funny! LMAO....But I'm sure it wasn't at the time.

Guilty ... woke up with somebody else's wife!

Ever had to take a taxi home & then forget where you left the car parked?

I agree, that is funny,haha.

Not guilty.Thankfully I was in walkng distance to a few pubs in NY, don't go out here.

Ever win at Keno in the bars?

Not guilty.

Ever spent much more than anticipated at the "gambling" tables, wherever they might be, and had to expain to your significant other why the bill collectors were screaming?

Not guilty.

Ever had to ignore the phone because of the screaming bill collectors?

So, guilty! Grateful for Caller ID

Ever lied to a bill collector to put them off for a while, then felt bad about it when they called back and told them you lied?

Not guilty, got to stick with it once you say it.

Ever used one credit card to pay another?

Not guilty.

Ever knowingly passed counterfeit bills?

Not guilty

Ever find money and not turn it in to lost and found?

Guilty, there was no name.

Ever find money with a name, i.e. purse or wallet, and not turn it in?

Not guilty

When shopping, have you ever intentionally put things into someone else's cart without their knowing?

Not guilty - that's a funny idea

Ever take a shopping cart home?