Guilty - once on a 747
Now that is pretty cool. Not many people can say they have done that!!!!


Ever crew an ambulance?
Not guilty of crewing an ambulance and people should be damned glad of that. I am okay at diagnosing from afar but up close and personal drains the blood from my brain.

Ever skipped work on the pretext of being too ill to appear?

Not guilty. The only way I'll miss a day is if I'm dead. Some of my coworkers think thats an option.

Ever been caught sleeping on the job with your eyes open?

Guilty

Ever use caller ID to avoid bill collectors?

Guilty (if you're UNKNOWN, you're unanswered!)

Ever fallen madly in 'lust' over the internet... met in person and went, "Ewwwwww?"

No.......... (Dont really wanna)

Have you ever gone more than 100mph on a stretch of straight roadway??

Guilty... on the back of a motorcycle (I was NOT a willing participant!)

Have you ever told somebody they had a booger hanging out of their nose?

Guilty

Ever had one hanging out your nose and discover it later (because somebody else was too embarassed to tell you)

not guilty I don't thinks hehe




Ever love someone so much that you need to let them go?

Guilty

Ever quit a job before you had another secured?

not guilty, I have to have my job or not live.



Ever date a co-worker?

Guilty

Ever reduce a dislocated shoulder?

Not guilty

Ever lied about your age?

Yea........

Have you?

Not guilty.

have you ever been accused of being older than you are?

Not guilty - clean living has kept me looking younger than my years.

Ever used a fake ID?

guilty, Even though drinking age is only 19 here was getting in at 17 with id.



Ever get caught using fake ID?

Nope Dont use it.....

Have you ever had an eating contest and ended up throwing up what you ate?

not guilty but ate some nasty stuff that made me throw up..



Ever have someone who really surprised you?

Guilty. Every time I look in the mirror.

Have you ever wondered what life was like before computers and the internet?

guilty


Did we ever date this much before the internet connection?

Not guilty. I was always the shy type. Knew a bunch that did though, and they wound up with some incurable diseases.

Ever wondered why, in the early days of personal computers, that it took 6 lines of instructions that an adding machine could do in 4 keystrokes?

Not guilty

Ever wish some of the technology didn't exist?

Not guilty, I am getting old and the more advanced the technology, the easier life becomes...

Ever disclosed a secret someone has told you...

Not guilty. I still have something that resembles morals

Ever had someone rat you out over a secret?

Not guilty...I don't believe in hiding things or in secrets, they are dangerous black little cancers.

Are you a gnerous Santa with others at Christmas?

Not guilty. Bah! Humbug!

Ever froze up when required to speak or perform before an audience?

Not guilty but it is always one of my fears before doing it and I have on occasion lost my footing for a second...

Would you consider going on Survivor and competing for the million?

If they asked me, I would do it in a heartbeat. It just looks like fun, even without the million dollar prize.

Ever auditioned for a show?

Guilty and got it too ... hehe



Ever wish to have someone elses life?

Not guilty...I'm fine with mine

Ever try to re-create yourself?

guilty a few times but never really worked. I guess I am ok :)


Have you ever had to many outside influences that you feel are working against you?

Guilty, but I'm paring those down daily

Have you ever imagined influences that weren't really there?

guilty, with a long explanation that remains unsaid.

Ever wish someone elses outside influences would leave them alone, so you could get what you want?

guilty, but only if it was good for both of us

Do you sleep in the buff? LOL - screeeeeeech, changing directions

Guilty. I do a lot of things that way

Even when its cold?

Nope........

Ever skinny dipped in someones pool?

hehe guilty blushes and is not sharing details




Ever had sex in a pool or hot tub? lol

Guilty, both

Ever run nekkid in the snow?

guilty.


Ever had sex outside in the winter?

guilty

Ever had sex on a motorcycle?

HUUUMMMMMM well guilty sorta.. it kinda started there and finished hehe else where.


Ever been caught in public having sex?

haha welllllllllllllllll......... not caught but i have many times. so... guilty of it but not guilty because i wasn't caught? lol.


ever ran into something in public?

hummmm not sure what you mean ran into someone.
but if you mean with a vehicle yes guilty on purpose you would say. Would have killed him to if he hadn't moved. lol



Ever try and just hide and run away?

guilty lol. at work too. bad idea.


cussed at a parent because you were angry?

guilty lol. at work too. bad idea.


cussed at a parent because you were angry?
guilty me and my step dad from hell.


Ever wished you could physically hurt someone?

Guilty

Have you ever read someones name in the obituaries and smiled?

guilty, feel bad but very guilty





Have you ever gone to a funeral just to say in your mind, You got what you deserved you bastard" oops sorry projecting here. ; (

Not guilty. I may think it, but I wont say it.

Have you ever come up with bogus reasons so you wouldnt have to attend a funeral, when you know you should?

OMG sorry laughing but yes guilty



Ever had sex in a cemetery late at night when no one is around, hehe ?

Not guilty.

Ever laugh at a funeral?

guilty.

ever done something just to get attention?

not guilty




Ever just cry beause life seem to just have a way of screwing you over?

Not guilty, but you have no idea how much I wish I could. One of the problems with being right brain dominant.


Dont you wish you could just have sex without falling in love?

guilty

Ever wanted to re-write parts of your life, seriously?

guilty.

ever faked being sick to get out of something?

Guilty.


Ever misses someone so much it hurts, but it is your fault that you are not with them?

Not guilty I like closure with no loose ends.

Over-watering or under-watering, regardless of the method, you eventually kill all houseplants??

Very guilty... I have a few that I hate but can't throw out so slow and painful death works too.


Have you ever felt guilty for being happy?

Not guilty for feeling happy, guilty because there wasn't anyone to share it with.

Ever tried hydroponic gardening with your houseplants?

not guilty...have a friend that has hehehe



Ever cheated on something you bought?

Not Guilty, but I came damn close to cheating on something I married

Ever grow herbal substances indoors?

Not guilty... I haven't smoked anything in years.

Your closets are so packed with clothes, you could go from casual to formal within seconds.

Guilty... My closets are so thinned out I can find anything at a moments notice.

Do you keep your summer clothes accessable in winter?

guilty, I have some really cute shirts that I wear in the winter even if they are summer wear.




Ever jump in the puddles when it rains?

Not guilty. I expect a lady to take off her dress and place it over the puddle so I wont get my feet wet.

Have you ever been carried over a puddle so you wouldnt get yours wet?

Not guilty. I expect a lady to take off her dress and place it over the puddle so I wont get my feet wet.

Have you ever been carried over a puddle so you wouldnt get yours wet?

Get my what wet? Not guilty :D

You do all the required tuneups on your car. In fact, you treat your mode of transportation better than you treat your own body!

Get my what wet? Not guilty :D

You do all the required tuneups on your car. In fact, you treat your mode of transportation better than you treat your own body!

Guilty and not guilty. my bike gets everything, and the beast is still under warranty. Still have 15k to go before the first tuneup at 100k.

Do you use sparkly polish when you get a pedicure?

no guilty, go for the more pronounced colors hehe


Have you ever given a pedicure?

Nope......

Have you ever danced around outside in the nude??

hummm not guilty that I remember and I think I would have to be pretty drunk for that one!

Ever skinny dip in a lake?

nope...too many tiny critters

you are at your best during the wee small hours

Guilty, but it all depends on what I'm doing in that time period.

Have you ever woke up in the morning, and wondered where all those feathers came from?

NOT guilty she said aghast... I would NEVER allow pillows stuffed with my cousins guts into my house...

Ever spread rose petals all over the floor and bedsheets for a "special" evening?

Guilty. What hopeless romantic hasnt?

Have you ever taken a bath in rose petals and lilac, with just a hint of jasmine in the air?

Guilty, I love my long long sexy baths.



Do you believe there is really a god?

Guilty, but i've come to the conclusion he/she/it has no idea who the hell I am.

Have you ever wondered if god really looks like Alanis Morrisette?

Not guilty...is she the epitome of your ideal of divine goddess?


Sometimes you just know you should go by your first instinct but you ingore it and later regret it?

Guilty, I wish I was with the man of my dreams and not sitting here at the hospital. But the hospital had to come first for right now, and hopefully he will understand...



Ever cry so much you can't cry any more?

Guilty, but I'll never admit that in public.

Dont you wish you never had to go through thost emotionally draining character tests that life puts you through?

guilty..they tell me what doesn't kill you makes you stronger but they lied.


Do you have a live will?


Ps if you don't make sure to get one or your life could be fucked....

Not guilty. It's not in my best interests yet to have a living will. I figure in 2 years, thats going to change, provided I dont get remarried. If I do, then the point is moot. She'll get everything, no matter what paper I have in place. Thats California for ya.

Are you thinking youre having a problem with yours?

Not guilty.... have a cousin on life support and now his family has to make these decisions on what to do.




Do you get enough sleep?

not sure. My normal sleep patterns are like the ones you have now, and it's been like that for longer that youve been alive.

Can you function with less than 5 hours sleep per day?

hell no...I can't function on less than 9...never have been able to...


Does a lack of sleep make you grumpy?

guilty, sometimes... for me I talk and think and the two don't mix. Make talk very hard I bounce around sentences and make no sense..I average 3-4 hours sleep right now.



Ever woke up and just gone for a walk?

Guilty. That used to be my form of exercise first thing in the morning. Now I roll out of bed and plant my ass on my stationary bike. (Except for the last week) and I'd better get back to it before the chocolates expand it.

You haaaaaaate so many foods it limits your dining experience.

Note guilty...I love all kinds of foods and will try anything once..(mind out of the gutter boys)



Do you think brussel sprouts are the grossest thing?

Yes i sure do......

Do you like Tomato Soup?? (Creamy)

guilty love it




Ever just not been able to eat and everyone makes you feel bad?

Not guilty...I would make my way through concrete with just a spoon in order to get to my food.

Ever shopped to alleviate anxiety?

guilty, a few times but didn't work to well, unless you count the time the guy walked into the mannequin while I was changing...:o


Do you make New Years resolutions and not keep them?

Not guilty. I don't make resolutions... they are a set up for failure.

Do you count calories?

not guilty, people tell me to eat more..

Do you think you can keep your New Years Resolution?

A quick aside to shortstuff... sorry for the temporary threadjack

not guilty, people tell me to eat more..

If you need to eat more you should be counting calories. Calorie counting is not about weight lose...it's about fueling your body. And fueling it in a healthy way.

back to the question at hand,
not guilty. If I took the time to make one, I'd only break it anyway, so why expell the energy.

Have you ever wondered what motivates people to do stupid things?

guilty, big time some people do such stupid shit...



Ever gone ice skating?


Side note: Thanks ~Sal~ going to look into that and give it a whirl. I know it would make a lot of people happy. ;)

Guilty
Thats when I found out my ankles werent as strong as they should have been.

Have you ever taught your car to swim?

not guilty would never do that to my baby 1969 shelby cobra...




Ever made love in a boat on the middle of the lake?

Not guilty. Unless Avalon Harbor counts, but it's not a lake. First time I had a live cheering section from the other boats.

do you trust me enough to let me drive your car?