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Darth Be'lal
03-28-2006, 08:43 PM
You guys remember the Berlin Wall? Well I've thought of a brand new use for all those East German border guards and the dudes that designed the Iron Curtain. We hire all those guards who are probably not doing a hell of a lot of work and put them to guarding our border with Mexico. After all, these are the guys that sealed the Wall seperating East Germany from West Germany so well that it made international news whenever some poor East German made it past that barrier. Hell, all our problems with illegal immigrants coming in from Mexico would be solved! Those poor East Germans would have proper jobs again and they'd be doing work that Americans refuse to do! My only problem that I can foresee with this scheme is that we would have to train those East Germans that they're supposed to stop people from coming INTO our country not trying to leave! "No, no Fritzy, only shoot the guys coming INTO the country, it's okay if they wish to leave!"

Dammit.

On a more serious note, I'm more than a little concerned that many of these Mexican immigrants are coming here and not assimilating into America. Those 500,000 strong protests have gotten me a bit shook up. I've written my congressman about it, dammit. We really should take a leaf from the Commies notebooks and track foreigners who come here as if they're up to no good. Because some of them could very well be. People shouldn't be free to break our laws and expect special treatment, dammit.


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Napsterbater
03-28-2006, 08:51 PM
Can we bring East German women here too? I love that accent...

LionelHutz
03-28-2006, 10:21 PM
they'd be doing work that Americans refuse to do!

I thought that's what the Mexicans were for?

ivan
03-29-2006, 08:39 AM
BWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyway, why is it no one wants to seal the border with canada? amerika is a racist fucking country.

sedan
03-29-2006, 09:15 AM
Can we bring East German women here too? I love that accent...That's fine if they all look as good as Katerina Witt. The swim team will have to stay at home, though.


http://www.leninimports.com/katarina_witt_gallery_21.jpg

LionelHutz
03-29-2006, 11:16 PM
anyway, why is it no one wants to seal the border with canada? amerika is a racist fucking country.

I think the only illegal immigrants going over that border are the hard core liberals fleeing America.

Imagineer
03-30-2006, 01:44 AM
I think the only illegal immigrants going over that border are the hard core liberals fleeing America.

Not so, there are many Americans who go there on organized tours to get their prescriptions filled for half the prices charged here.

Napsterbater
03-30-2006, 02:09 AM
http://www.strangesports.com/images/content/104580.jpg

A quick google search has me floored. I don't think I have ever seen a more perfect pair, even in my imagination.

Even if the rest of the Germans looked like dogs, (and I'm pretty sure they don't) they would be vindicated in that they produced this awe-inspiring spectacle.

LionelHutz
03-30-2006, 12:25 PM
Not so, there are many Americans who go there on organized tours to get their prescriptions filled for half the prices charged here.

Is that illegal?

Imagineer
03-30-2006, 12:35 PM
Actually, if you listen to the FDA, it is illegal re-importation of drugs. The large drug companies have been quite active in trying to stamp this out. Wisconsin, however, is hoping to get them into court; and has a web site that you can sign up to get drugs re-imported by the state. So far the FDA has refused to prosecute but have declared it clearly illegal.

LionelHutz
03-30-2006, 10:07 PM
http://www.strangesports.com/images/content/104580.jpg


I'm mainly just quoting this so that this picture appears again.

500lbguerilla
03-31-2006, 07:44 PM
Actually, if you listen to the FDA, it is illegal re-importation of drugs. The large drug companies have been quite active in trying to stamp this out. Wisconsin, however, is hoping to get them into court; and has a web site that you can sign up to get drugs re-imported by the state. So far the FDA has refused to prosecute but have declared it clearly illegal.
I posted a thread "dirty bombs for senior citizens on this. The Dept. of Motherland security is so busy stopping Canadian drugs that security personal testing the border were able to purchase and sneak in enough uranium for 2 dirty bombs.