Man.... better convert now before it's too late! Reminds me of another case this winter when someone thought the words "Allah is the only god and Mohammed is his messenger" was written on a goat in iran - people flocked there and about a score died in a trample!

http://www.24dash.com/content/news/viewNews.php?navID=7&newsID=4211

I once knew a guy named Mohammad who had a picture of a fish tatooed on his right arm. It wasn't an Oscar though. Only a guppy. I guess that was only a small miracle.