Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when
her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what
the rosy-faced youngster was doing, he asked, "What
are you up to there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied little Nancy tearfully
without looking up, "and I've just buried him."
The neighbor laughed and said condescendingly, "That's
a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Little Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then
replied, "That's because he's inside your fucking cat."