...may have been... MURDERED?


Odder: It's wunna two plausible theories thus far...



Snortin' Sceptic: A BEAR should be tried for murder?



Odder: Nope, The BEAR or BEARS wuz a... TOOL...


Snortin' Sceptic: Let me get this STRAIGHT? The bears were ASKED to kill Treadwell and his girlfriend?




Odder: Possibly... in a certain indirect way...



Snortin' Sceptic: Now I've heard it ALL!



Odder: Well, at least hear it all before ya say ya heard it all... Treadwell had ENEMIES... And I ain't jest talkin' 'bout no bears who he wuz expert enuff ta live peacefully enuff fer THIRTEEN YEARS...



Snortin' Sceptic: Such as WHOM?



Odder: I alwayz admire a feller who uses good grammar! POACHERS who wuz caught on TAPE by Treadwell doin' what... well, what poachers do... Their traps, their threats, their EVERYTHIN' wuz bein' caught on tape... They didn't necessariy APPRECIATE that...



Snortin' Sceptic: Okay, so what? Treadwell's remains were found inside a BEAR, not a POACHER...



Odder: Yep, Treadwell's friends say they even believe t hey SEE the very bear up close 'n CUDDLY with Treadwell, caught on tape with him in a river shortly before his demise...



Snortin' Sceptic: So, then, WHY blame POACHERS, Odder?



Odder: I AIN'T, exactly! I'm sayin' it's as PLAUSIBLE that the POACHERS who left "messages" to Treadwell (also revealed in his tapes) had every motivation ta wanna kill him...



...and also, that it woulda been... EASY...




Snortin' Sceptic: HOW!?!



Odder: Simply leave a trail of bits 'n pieces of meat... "appetizers"... along a hungry trail which the bears followed to their MAIN COURSE, all SET fer 'em by the poachers... Timothy 'n Amie Treadwell...



Snortin' Sceptic: And WHY would they DO such a thing, Odder?



Odder: Fer revenge 'n ta accomplish the goal they went up there in the FIRST place fer... SELLIN' GRIZZLY BEAR parts fer BIG BUCKZ on the underground market... Treadwell got in the WAY of that...




Is Odder ON ta sumthin' here, or wuzzit jest that Treadwell met a consequence he couldn't bear with?




Well, he knew enuff ta not only survive but grow perty damned CLOSE ta them bears (as is shown on tape)...



And he did it fer THIRTEEN YEARS...




The only once caught UNFRIENDLY with him in his TAPES is...




...poachers...




www. may THEY meet a grizzly endin', too! .edu



www. sorry, Odder may be gittin' cranky in his ol' age... .org

Rain drippin' off the barrel of an M-16...


Gunman #1: You think they'd ever connect US ta that Treadwell thing?



Gunman #2: Would WHO connect us?



Gunman #1: Canuk Government? The ones LOOKIN' for us for the machinegunning of their four goverment agents in that would-be pot bust?



Gunman #2: You are so very sounding ODDER every day...