...well, many a year ago up at the Headlands in Marin, California, I once looked up into the night sky 'n saw...




...a... GASP!... UFO...




I never saw none of them little purple alien types, mind ya, but make no mistake...




I did DEFINITELY watch a... UFO... GASP! fer about an hour hoverin' overhead in the sky, shinin' a laser or whatever at this 'n that...




So, did I run ta the nearest pay phone 'n call 9-11? HELL, NO!!!




If it's time fer Earth ta git invaded, it's time fer Earth ta git invaded, 'n my gittin' locked up in a psycho ward fer TALKIN' about it

ain't gonna stop it! I prob'ly shouldn't be tellin' ya this...




Still, there it WUZ hangin' around fer at least an hour, like I said, 'n I made no move ta TELL no buddy... I, uh, DID keep starin' UP at

it though as I greeted fellow workers arrivin' in their cars at the parkin' lot... If they SAW what I kept starin' at, they kept it quiet,

'cuz after all, if it's time fer Earth ta git invaded, it's time fer Earth ta git invaded, 'n them gittin' locked up in a psycho ward fer

TALKIN' about it ain't gonna stop it! I prob'ly shouldn't be tellin' ya this...




I mean yer prob'ly lookin' askance at me even NOW fer bringin' it all up, 'cuz it's kinda like sayin' ya jest saw a two-ton Tyrannosaurus

Rex sashayin' around in a city parkin' lot as if he OWNED the place... Not that I'm sayin' I never saw THAT, too...





I prob'ly shouldn't be tellin' ya this...



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www. so have YOU ever seen sumthin' "unbelievable", too? Ya prob'ly shouldn't be tellin us this, but...? .edu



www. i prob'ly shouldn't be tellin' ya DISS, either, but I THINK I saw that Dubbya wanted ta turn our entire port authority over ta an... ARAB... country? I mean, either ya Dubai or DON'T buy his baloney that he 'n Osama is one 'n the shame... In CAHOOTS, that is... .edu




Toodles, from yer Odder friend...




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www. oh, dubai the way, that UFO I wuz watchin' actually got REPORTED on the local TV news... They explained it wuz a military experimental craft... Haw, I knew it all along... I prob'ly shouldn't be tellin' ya this... .edu

Ya know, Odder, I honestly believe with all my being that we are not alone, yet, in all my travels - over 30 countries at last count - I've yet to see what I classified as a true UFO. Would that I could, before I pass ....

Thankz, my Odder friend, fer respondin'...


I'd agree that, no, we IS NOT alone...



www. i do believe that janet reno gotta... bad shake... while in office .edu


www. and all she wuz tryin' ta do wuz handle ONE illegal Alien Gonzales... I prob'ly shouldn't be tellin' ya this... .edu



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es347fan,

I could wish you were with me when I was leaving the mall one day on my way home. It was getting dark and I wasn't paying too much attention to the night sky (it was dusk). Anyway, I thought it was the full moon ahead of the road in front of me. Didn't pay much attention, then in the back of my mind a voice said 1) it's the wrong time of the month for a full moon, 2) if there WAS a full moon it would be BEHIND you! Boy did I do a double take! Didn't see much as it was behind the clouds, but it was huge and it was bright. Keep in mind I thought it was a full moon. So it had that kind of color. The next day, the local paper stated that it was a blimp. But that big? That bright? Taking up so much space BEHIND clouds? It's not something I'm obsessed with or anything, but it is something I go "hmmmmmmm" over from time to time, dammit.

Thanx, again, would that I could!

Odder is from Marin?

"Odder is from Marin?"


Nope, Odder, oddly enuff, is from "Duz it play in Peoria, Ill! Annoy!" He WOUND UP in Gawd fersaken Marin... It's a long story...




www. I'm the only child in my family who wuz stillborn... I wuzn't really wanted at the time, but I wuz stillborn... .edu



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