L= Losses the bosses wifes present and is wearing it right now. lol

M - Make a fool out of your boss when his boss comes in;tell him his boss had a steamy encounter with HIS wife the night before,show him "his note to HIS wife" :D

N NO scream no over and over at your boss everytime he asks you to do something

O - Open your big mouth about how your boss secretly screwed the company out of thousands of dollars at the next board meeting;laugh like a lunatic.

P= Please sleep with your boss and then blackmail the dumb ass.

Q - Quickly expose your boss's nude photos to the entire staff;tell him you were with him that night having fun;cause a big scene...

R run around the office yelling you'll skin everyone and roll them in salt afterwards if you don't get your raise

S - Surprise your boss by playing a phone call of you and his wife having an affair on the phone and on the call you laugh and say "Dont worry,he's too stupid to fire me" :D

T take a match and set the workplace on fire. when he asks why, tell him you wanted to kill him because his stupidness hurts you.

undermine your boss's clumsy advances towards his boss's assistant.

V - Very Quietly delete your boss's essay for the board meeting and replace it with a cartoon Script :D;Dont tell him until he goes to read it @ the meeting,laugh like a 2yo

W - Wax the boss' car using shaving cream or paint thinner.

X - Xpose your boss cheating on the company exam and tell the whole staff how he got to his position by lying every step of the way;laugh and carry on demanding a raise,threaten to tell the president of the company unless you get one.....

Y- You wish mean and nasty things on your boss and hope he messes up.

Z- Zoom past you boss and tell him "I'm outta here"

A= Always show up late and never prepared.

B- Be prepared

To never lift a finger

C - Cut up all your boss's Disks,etc.... Tell him you thought he didnt need them anymore;format his disk right in front of him;carry on about everyone getting a raise but you...

D - Dig a hole underneath your boss' chair, so when he sits in it, he falls through the floor.

E - Engage everyone in conversation about how thick headed and wierd your boss is;stop talking when he comes over....... When he demands to be let in on the secret start laughing like a 2yo and accidently tell him of your fun night with his wife,create a big scene :D

Fart continuously, blaming the foul odor on "the imbecile in charge".

G - Glue down all of his office supplies and utensils...watch the hilarity ensue.

Hehehehe!!

H - Have your essay ready for your boss,when he comes over to inspect it and tells you its not acceptable start pouting,screaming like a 5yo;create caoss in the office.......

I= I never leave home without bringing brownies laced with exlax for the boss.

J - Jump to conclusions,accusing your boss of everything wrong in the company,start calling him in every swear you can think of;demand more hours and a raise........

K - Kill your damn boss, ez

L= Leaves Phyrex to take the blame for a botched death of the boss....
:banana: :banana:

M - Make obscene noises while your boss is in a meeting;storm into the room and demand equal rights with his wife...

Name your boss as the no-good "drop the ball" piece of cr*p, back-stabber that he is.

O - Open your Boss's personal mail and start making fun of what you read;spread rumours thru the office

P - Poke fun @ your boss;grab the phone away from him and start swearing and carrying on,saying rude things not knowing its your boss's BOSS!! (oops :D)