...In Odder Words...



Odder's Beloved, who is originally from a COMMIE COUNTRY and, thus, kinda a... foreigner: Odder, WHY do Americans say the cave man DISCOVERED fire?



Odder: 'Cuz it's a singe they wuz BRAINY cavemen, my dear Beloved...



Odder's Beloved: But why do they say cave men DISCOVERED fire, rather than INVENTED IT? Yet they ALSO say Edison INVENTED the light bulb rather than DISCOVERED IT?



Odder, thinkin' fast: 'Cuz Edison knew the value of patents, my dear Beloved...



Odder's Beloved: Okay, then. Odder have you remembered to replace that light bulb in the hall like I told you to last week?



Odder ponders real quicklike before answerin'...




...and discovers he better INVENT a new light bulb real quicklike...




;)




www. okay, here endeth the English lesson... .edu

I actually understood this post !!!

I loved it........

Nice post Odder..... :D

Thankz, Red...


Uh, ya say yer gittin' ta the point where yer UNDERSTANDIN' me?


Hmmmmm...


Lemmee take anuther sip of the good stuff while I ponder that....



S'cuze my pour behavior...



;)