A priest is walking down the street when he sees a man standing on a ledge, threatening to jump. He exorts to the man, "My son, my son. Please don't jump. Think about all of your family and friends you'll leave behind to mourn you."

The man responds, "Aw, my family has disowned me and all of my friends have betrayed me."

The priest then says, "But, my son. God loves you. He doesn't want to see you do this to yourself."

The man gets even more agitated, responding, "God doesn't love me. If He did, He wouldn't have let me get into the mess I'm in, now."

The priest, now, is really nervous, until he comes up with a bright idea.

"My son! Think of the Redskins! Joe Gibbs is back. The team had a GREAT run last season and looks like it's on its way back to the Super Bowl!"

"Redskins?" the man responds. "I HATE the Redskins! I'm a Dallas Cowboys fan!"

The priest responds, "WELL, THEN GO AHEAD AND JUMP!"