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cranston36
02-14-2006, 07:53 PM
A man by the name of Ham has crossed the Pacific Ocean and arrived in the United States from Australia.
Like many other international businessmen he is going global.
He has come to America to spread the gospel against the theory of evolution.
He teaches children to disbelieve teachers, librarians, museum personnel, scientists and adults in general.
He has given rousing speeches to children in Christian schools around the nation where he leads children through behaviors designed to attack evolution in the classroom and to disbelieve what they are being taught.
His company markets textbooks and DVD’s and has a budget totaling over 15 million dollars and 160 employees.
He was a schoolteacher in Australia but after 5 years he quit and became an evangelist making over $120,000 a year.
How does he do it?
Maybe encouraging ministers to go into show business rather than minister.
Take a look at two signs I saw today.
At one church the sign said, ‘God Speaks : 10:30AM and 12:30PM’.
How’s that for a preacher with a swelled head?
What about “Call On The Name of Jesus : 12 Noon”?
That violates the third commandment if you are calling on the name of Jesus to deny a scientific theory.
I believe men like Ham would teach people to disregard the 10 commandments if they could make a quick buck.
Where is he?
He’s getting ready to build a $25 million Creation Museum near the Cincinnati international airport.
He’s close.
The Ham is near.

mad dog
02-15-2006, 06:55 AM
Originally posted by cranston36
He has come to America to spread the gospel against the theory of evolution.
He teaches children to disbelieve teachers, librarians, museum personnel, scientists and adults in general.
He has given rousing speeches to children in Christian schools around the nation where he leads children through behaviors designed to attack evolution in the classroom and to disbelieve what they are being taught.
His company markets textbooks and DVD’s and has a budget totaling over 15 million dollars and 160 employees.
He was a schoolteacher in Australia but after 5 years he quit and became an evangelist making over $120,000 a year.
How does he do it?

Its called making $$ off of peoples emotions he is not the 1st and I highly doubt he'll be the last. Right now is a good time to sell religion in America with the war floods etc.. going on. I had a driving instructer that braged about his high dollar house backyard church etc... All tax free and just an easy money maker, he told us about it because he couldn't believe how his life went from busting butt to living high on the hog. These folks are not religious they are salesmen in a preacher costume.


Maybe encouraging ministers to go into show business rather than minister.
Take a look at two signs I saw today.
At one church the sign said, ‘God Speaks : 10:30AM and 12:30PM’.
How’s that for a preacher with a swelled head?

see this all the time, still waiting to see God himself do a stand up performance?????


What about “Call On The Name of Jesus : 12 Noon”?
That violates the third commandment if you are calling on the name of Jesus to deny a scientific theory.
I believe men like Ham would teach people to disregard the 10 commandments if they could make a quick buck.
Where is he?
He’s getting ready to build a $25 million Creation Museum near the Cincinnati international airport.
He’s close.
The Ham is near.

The real sad part is that he is nothing more then a thief hidding behind peoples beliefs. Most people won't let folks go into there purse and take money but when you use religion the ball field changes.

500lbguerilla
02-15-2006, 06:19 PM
The real sad part is that he is nothing more then a thief hidding behind peoples beliefs. The really sad thing is most 'big time' preachers are...