X-Sklusive
02-12-2002, 06:56 AM
One day a little girl was walking home when she ran into this bum. The bum said I have nowhere to sleep tonight and asked if he could stay the night at her house. The little girl agreed and take him home with her. The then asked where could he sleep and the little girl said in the tub. So that night the bum slept in the little girl's bath tub. In the middle of the night the bum was awakened because he felt something dripping on his face. When he looked up he saw that it was the little girls underwear was hanging from above him. He pulled it down and went back to sleep.
The next day he asked the little girl if he could sleep over again. she again agreed to that him stay the night. The bum asked for a different place to sleep and the little girl said he could sleep on the couch. So that night the bum slept on the little girl's couch. In the middle of the night the bum was awakened because he was continously sneezing. He looked around and saw a cat. Te bum was alergic to cat hair so he grab the cat and shaved it. This angered the little girl so she called the police. She said, " There's a bum in my house who pulled down my underwear and shaed my -----!.
The next day he asked the little girl if he could sleep over again. she again agreed to that him stay the night. The bum asked for a different place to sleep and the little girl said he could sleep on the couch. So that night the bum slept on the little girl's couch. In the middle of the night the bum was awakened because he was continously sneezing. He looked around and saw a cat. Te bum was alergic to cat hair so he grab the cat and shaved it. This angered the little girl so she called the police. She said, " There's a bum in my house who pulled down my underwear and shaed my -----!.