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HaVoK
01-25-2006, 01:21 PM
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains for some
sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Popemobile
when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A
helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the
Whales" / "Bush Lied" T-shirt and a tree hugger hat, was screaming
while strugglingfrantically, thrashing around trying to free himself
from
the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly.

As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing
up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two
reached up and pulled the bleeding semiconscious Democrat from the
bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the
bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the
other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give
you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there
was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is
not true."

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was
that guy?"

"It was the Pope", another replied, "He's in direct contact with God and
has access to all God's wisdom."

"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all God's wisdom but he
sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait
holding up or do we need to go back to town and snatch another one?"

Vilepagan
01-25-2006, 05:50 PM
:D Good one HaVoK...

In Odder Words
01-28-2006, 10:02 PM
Gee, I hope I don't catch HAVOK here, but...



TRUE STORY:



Jest when I thought all etremististly-crazy animal luvers wuz libs, I wuz caught in this incident with a Reagan-voter boss of mine:



We wuz drivin' ta work (actaully HE wuz behind the steerin' wheel, the way Repubs TEND ta be...) when he screeched on the brakes 'cuz of a cat slowly crossin' the country road...


My Repub boss rolled down his truck window and commence in a lengthy verbal tirade about how DANGER US it wuz fer all concerned if the cat wouldn't observe highway legalities...




I stared at my Republican boss...




The CAT stared at my Republican boss...



And the world continued without notice...





"All we are saying, is give peas a chance!"-- Hitler, the misunderstood vegetarian