With every great one comes three that suck. List them!

"Hostility toward America is a religious duty, and we hope to be rewarded for it by God . . . . I am confident that Muslims will be able to end the legend of the so-called superpower that is America"

-- Osama Bin Laden

"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea." -- Jessica Simpson

"If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, it's good enough for us." -Miriam A. Ferguson, First Female Texas Governor (1924)

"I would have made a good pope." -Richard Nixon

"If your parents didn't have children, chances are you won't either." -Dick Cavett

"We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people." -Colonel Gerald Wellman

"I do not like this word 'bomb.' It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding." -Jacques Le Blanc

"The world is more like it is now than it ever has been before."-Dwight Eisenhower

"A man is only as old as the woman he feels." -Groucho Marx

"I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them." -George Bush

"We are the president."-Hillary Clinton

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese" -Charles De Gaulle

"We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" -Lee Iacocca

"If Lincoln were alive today, he’d roll over in his grave." -Gerald Ford

"Beyond its entertainment value, Baywatch has enriched and, in many cases, helped save lives. I'm looking forward to the opportunity to continue with a project which has has such a significance for so many."
- David Hasselhoff

"I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn’t do my
job." -- President Bush

Originally posted by Evakian
"A man is only as old as the woman he feels." -Groucho MarxEvakian, I agree with your other choices, but this one belongs in the Great Quotes thread.

"They have vilified me; they have crucified me.....
Yes, they have even criticized me."


Mayor Richard Daley

Originally posted by rendova
Mayor Richard Daley

Which one?

The first one, who really should have been known as either "Fatso" Daley or "Emperor" Daley.:)

"I did NOT commit any crimes! I just merely failed to comply with the law."