In Odder Words
01-14-2006, 06:09 PM
Bein' the kinda wise guy I am, I prefer ta use add-homonyms rather than ad-hominems...
Still, Odder CAN and DUZ ruffle the feathers of a FEW from time ta time:
My response ta a FEMINIST I once managed ta peace-off:
1) Some buddy here mentioned it wuz nice when a gentleman remembers ta open a door fer a lady...
2) Odder mentioned that he actually remembers a BAD experience from ONE feminist... (he never said "all" feminists...) in which she, the aforementioned ONE feminist wuz VERY OFFENDED when male chauvinist pigz open doors fer ladies...
The point Odder wuz TRYIN' ta make izzat...
3) ...it's quite POSSIBLE ta be seen as RUDE when ya wuz only TRYIN' ta be POLITE...
I believe ya kinda DID... MS. ...my point, mam...
;)
www.sheesh,didn't-mean-ta-cause-no-jane-reaction-here.edu
www.i'm-actually-very-FONDA-certain-feminists,in-fact.edu
Thankz fer lettin' me express my perticular point of few...
;)
The truth be told, Odder's even "gotten the door...
...fer certain GENTLEMEN before, too:
Mr D, luggin' some heavy luggage up the sidewalk: Uh, Odder, would ya open the g'damned DOOR for me? My hands is FULL...
Odder swings the door open hurriedly...
Mr D, very snidely: THANK... YOU! You're so very... POLITE!
Actually, Odder wuzn't tryin' ta be polite...
He jest didn't wanna see an irritated Mr D kick the front screen door off it's hinges AGAIN...
;)
www. sumtimes-i-think-the-rude-of-our-problems-is-not-listenin'-before-pointin'-fingers .edu
www.be-careful-of-which-finger.edu
;)
Toodles, from yer Odder friend...
Still, Odder CAN and DUZ ruffle the feathers of a FEW from time ta time:
My response ta a FEMINIST I once managed ta peace-off:
1) Some buddy here mentioned it wuz nice when a gentleman remembers ta open a door fer a lady...
2) Odder mentioned that he actually remembers a BAD experience from ONE feminist... (he never said "all" feminists...) in which she, the aforementioned ONE feminist wuz VERY OFFENDED when male chauvinist pigz open doors fer ladies...
The point Odder wuz TRYIN' ta make izzat...
3) ...it's quite POSSIBLE ta be seen as RUDE when ya wuz only TRYIN' ta be POLITE...
I believe ya kinda DID... MS. ...my point, mam...
;)
www.sheesh,didn't-mean-ta-cause-no-jane-reaction-here.edu
www.i'm-actually-very-FONDA-certain-feminists,in-fact.edu
Thankz fer lettin' me express my perticular point of few...
;)
The truth be told, Odder's even "gotten the door...
...fer certain GENTLEMEN before, too:
Mr D, luggin' some heavy luggage up the sidewalk: Uh, Odder, would ya open the g'damned DOOR for me? My hands is FULL...
Odder swings the door open hurriedly...
Mr D, very snidely: THANK... YOU! You're so very... POLITE!
Actually, Odder wuzn't tryin' ta be polite...
He jest didn't wanna see an irritated Mr D kick the front screen door off it's hinges AGAIN...
;)
www. sumtimes-i-think-the-rude-of-our-problems-is-not-listenin'-before-pointin'-fingers .edu
www.be-careful-of-which-finger.edu
;)
Toodles, from yer Odder friend...