Provide a caption or a paragraph for these "Before and After" photos. (Relaxing fun )

How did the man in the LEFT photo turn into the man in the RIGHT photo?
What happened to him?
What is his story?
(the more crazy the better)


http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/O-050-0458.jpg http://www.kingcomedy.com/Storage/3321-000145.jpg

I got tired of the rat race and gave up my Wall Street job and became a cop. First it was one donut, then another, and another, and......................

Since one Jenny Craig meal was supposed to be good for you wouldn't it stand to reason that ten Jenny Craig meals would be ten times better for you.

I've always admired Hollywood starlets and pregnancy bumps seem to be all the rage now.

Nice work, Frogger!:D