Uh, hey, kid, Jesus is only a name on Hispanic name tags these days...



Plus, it's now pronounced "Hey, Zeuss!" even by THEM...




As fer... Santa?



Well, the buy bull types wanna put HIM outta business...




;)



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Originally posted by In Odder Words
JESUS luvs the little children...

Oh, absolutely.

Well, unless they break the rules.

Then they have to be punished.

If they should die, they have to be sent to an underground torture chamber to suffer for all eternity.

Hey...................it's only fair.

Yep!


Spare the rod 'n boil the child kinda stuff...




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Originally posted by Freethinker
Oh, absolutely.

Well, unless they break the rules.

Then they have to be punished.

If they should die, they have to be sent to an underground torture chamber to suffer for all eternity.

Hey...................it's only fair.

you forgot the part when they ask for forgiveness and they are saved....

don't be so negative idiot LOL

Or they pay the preacher and ask for no forgiveness at all!

Originally posted by Napsterbater
Or they pay the preacher and ask for no forgiveness at all!

That's simply not true.

If you want to discuss religion at least try to keep the discussion honest.

Originally posted by Frogger
That's simply not true.

If you want to discuss religion at least try to keep the discussion honest.

Bad, bad boys.

Originally posted by Napsterbater
Or they pay the preacher and ask for no forgiveness at all!
No, they ask to be forgiven, and after the money changes hands (of course, we can't forget the hail Mary’s and our father's).......POOF! They're forgiven. Sheesh - don't you know anything about the Catholic Church!?!? ;)

Originally posted by Frogger
If you want to discuss religion at least try to keep the discussion honest.

**"keeping the discussion honest"** would entail the admission that not ALL of the little ones are going to ask for the forgiveness that Decka spoke of. Some will forget, some will refuse, some will wait too long,

At least SOME of them -- if we are to take the Bad Book of the Christians at its word-- are going to be sent to the Lake of Fire to suffer for all eternity.

How ANY sane human could conceive of-- much less worship-- an omnipotent "god" who'd choose to arrange the world in that way is a mystery to me.

But it is not a mystery to me or millions of believers, Freethinker.